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Mark Twain — Part 2, 1886-1900
Mark Twain — Part 2, 1886-1900

Chapter XXI · Chapter 21

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"To be quiet about this."
"Indeed I won't; it's the best thing ever happened.
I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.
I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."
But Livy could not hear fun--it was not a time to be trying to be funny.
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Mark Twain — Part 2, 1886-1900

Chapter XXI · Chapter 21

Chapter 21 of Mark Twain — Part 2, 1886-1900 is here in full — 164 sentences across 33 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/32 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"To be quiet about this."
/tuː biː ˈkwaɪət əˈbaʊt ðɪs/
Line 2
"Indeed I won't; it's the best thing ever happened.
Line 3
I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.
Line 4
I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."
Line 5
But Livy could not hear fun--it was not a time to be trying to be funny.

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blunders noun US /ˈblʌndərz/

plural of “blunder” — an embarrassing mistake

From this reading “I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.”

fun noun US /fʌn/

activities that are enjoyable or amusing

From this reading “But Livy could not hear fun--it was not a time to be trying to be funny.”

funny adjective US /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading “But Livy could not hear fun--it was not a time to be trying to be funny.”

futile adjective US /ˈfjuːtəl/

producing no result or effect

From this reading “I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."”

Howells noun US /ˈhaʊəlz/

United States writer and editor (1837-1920)

From this reading “I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.”

raging adjective US /ˈreɪdʒɪŋ/

characterized by violent and forceful activity or movement; very intense

From this reading “I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."”

rightful adjective US /ˈraɪtfəl/

legally valid

From this reading “I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.”

wanting adjective US /ˈwɑːntɪŋ/

nonexistent

From this reading “I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading But Livy could not hear fun--it was not a time to be trying to be funny.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading "To be quiet about this."

addverbUS /æd/

make an addition (to); join or combine or unite with others; increase the quality, quantity, size or scope of

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "To be quiet about this."

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading "Indeed I won't; it's the best thing ever happened.

blundersnounUS /ˈblʌndərz/

plural of “blunder” — an embarrassing mistake

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But Livy could not hear fun--it was not a time to be trying to be funny.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading But Livy could not hear fun--it was not a time to be trying to be funny.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading "Indeed I won't; it's the best thing ever happened.

explainverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪn/

make plain and comprehensible

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

funnounUS /fʌn/

activities that are enjoyable or amusing

From this reading But Livy could not hear fun--it was not a time to be trying to be funny.

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading But Livy could not hear fun--it was not a time to be trying to be funny.

futileadjectiveUS /ˈfjuːtəl/

producing no result or effect

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading "Indeed I won't; it's the best thing ever happened.

hearverbUS /hiːr/

perceive (sound) via the auditory sense

From this reading But Livy could not hear fun--it was not a time to be trying to be funny.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

HowellsnounUS /ˈhaʊəlz/

United States writer and editor (1837-1920)

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Indeed I won't; it's the best thing ever happened.

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

IndeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading "Indeed I won't; it's the best thing ever happened.

inventionless

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Indeed I won't; it's the best thing ever happened.

Joe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

justicenounUS /ˈdʒʌstəs/

the quality of being just or fair

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

lieverbUS /laɪ/

be located or situated somewhere; occupy a certain position

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

Livynoun

Roman historian whose history of Rome filled 142 volumes (of which only 35 survive) including the earliest history of the war with Hannibal (59 BC to AD 17)

From this reading But Livy could not hear fun--it was not a time to be trying to be funny.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading But Livy could not hear fun--it was not a time to be trying to be funny.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

opportunitynounUS /ˌɑːpərˈtuːnəti/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

perfectadjectiveUS /pərˈfekt/

being complete of its kind and without defect or blemish

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

PrincessnounUS /ˈprɪn.ses/

The daughter of a monarch; a female member of a royal family.

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

quietadjectiveUS /ˈkwaɪət/

characterized by an absence or near absence of agitation or activity

From this reading "To be quiet about this."

ragingadjectiveUS /ˈreɪdʒɪŋ/

characterized by violent and forceful activity or movement; very intense

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

rightfuladjectiveUS /ˈraɪtfəl/

legally valid

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

subterfuges

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

takesnounUS /teɪks/

plural of “take” — the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Indeed I won't; it's the best thing ever happened.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading "Indeed I won't; it's the best thing ever happened.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "To be quiet about this."

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading But Livy could not hear fun--it was not a time to be trying to be funny.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "To be quiet about this."

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading But Livy could not hear fun--it was not a time to be trying to be funny.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

wantingadjectiveUS /ˈwɑːntɪŋ/

nonexistent

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading But Livy could not hear fun--it was not a time to be trying to be funny.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading I'll tell it and add to it & I wish Joe & Howells were here to make it perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders by myself--it takes all three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this.

won't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Indeed I won't; it's the best thing ever happened.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading I would just like to see Howells get down to his work & explain & lie & work his futile & inventionless subterfuges when that Princess comes raging in here & wanting to know."

Chapter 21 of Mark Twain — Part 2, 1886-1900 by Albert Bigelow Paine holds 164 sentences, grouped into 33 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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