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Mark Twain's Burlesque Autobiography

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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BURLESQUE AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:
Ours is a noble old house, and stretches a long way back into antiquity.
The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the family by the name of Higgins.
This was in the eleventh century, when our people were living in Aberdeen, county of Cork, England.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Mark Twain's Burlesque Autobiography

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Mark Twain's Burlesque Autobiography is here in full — 85 sentences across 17 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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BURLESQUE AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
/bərˈlesk ˌɔːtəbaɪˈɑːɡrəfi/
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Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:
/tuː ɔːr θriː ˈpɜːrsənz ˈhævɪŋ æt ˈdɪfərənt taɪmz ˈɪntəmeɪtɪd ðæt ɪf aɪ wʊd raɪt æn ˌɔːtəbaɪˈɑːɡrəfi ðeɪ wʊd red ɪt wen ðeɪ ɡɑːt ˈleʒər aɪ jiːld æt læst tuː ðɪs ˈfrenzid ˈpʌblɪk dɪˈmænd ənd ˈhɪrˈwɪθ ˈtendər maɪ ˈhɪstəri/
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Ours is a noble old house, and stretches a long way back into antiquity.
/ˈaʊərz ɪz ə ˈnoʊbəl oʊld haʊs ənd ˈstretʃəz ə lɔːŋ weɪ bæk ˈɪntuː ænˈtɪkwəti/
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The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the family by the name of Higgins.
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This was in the eleventh century, when our people were living in Aberdeen, county of Cork, England.
/ðɪs wɑːz ɪn ðə ɪˈlevənθ ˈsentʃəri wen ˈaʊər ˈpiːpəl wɜːr ˈlɪvɪŋ ɪn ˈæbərdiːn ˈkaʊnti ʌv kɔːrk ˈɪŋɡlənd/

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Aberdeen noun US /ˈæbərdiːn/

a town in western Washington

From this reading “This was in the eleventh century, when our people were living in Aberdeen, county of Cork, England.”

ancestor noun US /ˈænsestər/

someone from whom you are descended (but usually more remote than a grandparent)

From this reading “The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the family by the name of Higgins.”

autobiography noun US /ˌɔːtəbaɪˈɑːɡrəfi/

a biography of yourself

From this reading “BURLESQUE AUTOBIOGRAPHY.”

burlesque noun US /bərˈlesk/

a theatrical entertainment of broad and earthy humor; consists of comic skits and short turns (and sometimes striptease)

From this reading “BURLESQUE AUTOBIOGRAPHY.”

eleventh adjective US /ɪˈlevənθ/

coming next after the tenth and just before the twelfth in position

From this reading “This was in the eleventh century, when our people were living in Aberdeen, county of Cork, England.”

frenzied adjective US /ˈfrenzid/

affected with or marked by frenzy or mania uncontrolled by reason

From this reading “Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:”

herewith adverb US /ˈhɪrˈwɪθ/

(formal) by means of this

From this reading “Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:”

intimated verb US /ˈɪntəmeɪtɪd/

past form of “intimate” — give to understand

From this reading “Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Ours is a noble old house, and stretches a long way back into antiquity.

AberdeennounUS /ˈæbərdiːn/

a town in western Washington

From this reading This was in the eleventh century, when our people were living in Aberdeen, county of Cork, England.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

ancestornounUS /ˈænsestər/

someone from whom you are descended (but usually more remote than a grandparent)

From this reading The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the family by the name of Higgins.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

antiquitynounUS /ænˈtɪkwəti/

the historic period preceding the Middle Ages in Europe

From this reading Ours is a noble old house, and stretches a long way back into antiquity.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the family by the name of Higgins.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

AUTOBIOGRAPHYnounUS /ˌɔːtəbaɪˈɑːɡrəfi/

a biography of yourself

From this reading BURLESQUE AUTOBIOGRAPHY.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading Ours is a noble old house, and stretches a long way back into antiquity.

BURLESQUEnounUS /bərˈlesk/

a theatrical entertainment of broad and earthy humor; consists of comic skits and short turns (and sometimes striptease)

From this reading BURLESQUE AUTOBIOGRAPHY.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the family by the name of Higgins.

centurynounUS /ˈsentʃəri/

a period of 100 years

From this reading This was in the eleventh century, when our people were living in Aberdeen, county of Cork, England.

CorknounUS /kɔːrk/

outer bark of the cork oak; used for stoppers for bottles etc.

From this reading This was in the eleventh century, when our people were living in Aberdeen, county of Cork, England.

countynounUS /ˈkaʊnti/

(United Kingdom) a region created by territorial division for the purpose of local government

From this reading This was in the eleventh century, when our people were living in Aberdeen, county of Cork, England.

demandnounUS /dɪˈmænd/

an urgent or peremptory request

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

differentadjectiveUS /ˈdɪfərənt/

unlike in nature or quality or form or degree

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

earliestadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrliəst/

(comparative and superlative of “early”) more early than; most early

From this reading The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the family by the name of Higgins.

eleventhadjectiveUS /ɪˈlevənθ/

coming next after the tenth and just before the twelfth in position

From this reading This was in the eleventh century, when our people were living in Aberdeen, county of Cork, England.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading This was in the eleventh century, when our people were living in Aberdeen, county of Cork, England.

familynounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the family by the name of Higgins.

frenziedadjectiveUS /ˈfrenzid/

affected with or marked by frenzy or mania uncontrolled by reason

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the family by the name of Higgins.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the family by the name of Higgins.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

herewithadverbUS /ˈhɪrˈwɪθ/

(formal) by means of this

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

Higgins

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From this reading The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the family by the name of Higgins.

historynounUS /ˈhɪstəri/

the aggregate of past events

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading Ours is a noble old house, and stretches a long way back into antiquity.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading This was in the eleventh century, when our people were living in Aberdeen, county of Cork, England.

intimatedverbUS /ˈɪntəmeɪtɪd/

past form of “intimate” — give to understand

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Ours is a noble old house, and stretches a long way back into antiquity.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Ours is a noble old house, and stretches a long way back into antiquity.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

leisurenounUS /ˈleʒər/

time available for ease and relaxation

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

livingnounUS /ˈlɪvɪŋ/

the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities

From this reading This was in the eleventh century, when our people were living in Aberdeen, county of Cork, England.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading Ours is a noble old house, and stretches a long way back into antiquity.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the family by the name of Higgins.

nobleadjectiveUS /ˈnoʊbəl/

impressive in appearance

From this reading Ours is a noble old house, and stretches a long way back into antiquity.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the family by the name of Higgins.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Ours is a noble old house, and stretches a long way back into antiquity.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading This was in the eleventh century, when our people were living in Aberdeen, county of Cork, England.

OurspronounUS /ˈaʊərz/

the one or ones belonging to us

From this reading Ours is a noble old house, and stretches a long way back into antiquity.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading This was in the eleventh century, when our people were living in Aberdeen, county of Cork, England.

personsnounUS /ˈpɜːrsənz/

plural of “person” — a human being

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

publicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

recordnounUS /rəˈkɔːrd/

anything (such as a document or a phonograph record or a photograph) providing permanent evidence of or information about past events

From this reading The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the family by the name of Higgins.

stretchesnounUS /ˈstretʃəz/

plural of “stretch” — a large and unbroken expanse or distance

From this reading Ours is a noble old house, and stretches a long way back into antiquity.

tenderadjectiveUS /ˈtendər/

given to sympathy or gentleness or sentimentality

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the family by the name of Higgins.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

Twains

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the family by the name of Higgins.

TwonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The earliest ancestor the Twains have any record of was a friend of the family by the name of Higgins.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Ours is a noble old house, and stretches a long way back into antiquity.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading This was in the eleventh century, when our people were living in Aberdeen, county of Cork, England.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

yieldverbUS /jiːld/

be the cause or source of

From this reading Two or three persons having at different times intimated that if I would write an autobiography they would read it, when they got leisure, I yield at last to this frenzied public demand, and herewith tender my history:

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