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Mark Twain's Letters — Volume 5 (1901-1906)

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Mark Twain's Letters — Volume 5 (1901-1906) is here in full — 188 sentences across 38 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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To Rev. J. H. Twichell, in Hartford:
AMPERSAND, N. Y., Aug.
28.
DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.
Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.
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Mark Twain's Letters — Volume 5 (1901-1906)

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Mark Twain's Letters — Volume 5 (1901-1906) is here in full — 188 sentences across 38 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/37 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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To Rev. J. H. Twichell, in Hartford:
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AMPERSAND, N. Y., Aug.
/ˈæmpərsænd en waɪ ˈɔːɡəst/
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28.
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DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.
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Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

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ampersand noun US /ˈæmpərsænd/

a punctuation mark (&) used to represent conjunction

From this reading “AMPERSAND, N. Y., Aug.”

Aug noun US /ˈɔːɡəst/

the month following July and preceding September

From this reading “AMPERSAND, N. Y., Aug.”

biography noun US /baɪˈɑːɡrəfi/

an account of the series of events making up a person's life

From this reading “DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.”

Brooks noun US /brʊks/

United States literary critic and historian (1886-1963)

From this reading “DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.”

drowsy adjective US /ˈdraʊzi/

half asleep

From this reading “Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.”

dullest adjective US /ˈdʌləst/

superlative of “dull” — lacking in liveliness or animation

From this reading “DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.”

masterly adjective US /ˈmæstərli/

having or revealing supreme mastery or skill

From this reading “Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.”

scoff verb US /skɔːf/

laugh at with contempt and derision

From this reading “DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.”

All words in this reading · 63

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28

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 28.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

AMPERSANDnounUS /ˈæmpərsænd/

a punctuation mark (&) used to represent conjunction

From this reading AMPERSAND, N. Y., Aug.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

AugnounUS /ˈɔːɡəst/

the month following July and preceding September

From this reading AMPERSAND, N. Y., Aug.

basketfulnoun

the quantity contained in a basket

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

biographynounUS /baɪˈɑːɡrəfi/

an account of the series of events making up a person's life

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

brilliancynoun

a quality that outshines the usual

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

BrooksnounUS /brʊks/

United States literary critic and historian (1886-1963)

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

centurynounUS /ˈsentʃəri/

a period of 100 years

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

Cheney's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

containverbUS /kənˈteɪn/

include or contain; have as a component

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

DEARadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

drowsyadjectiveUS /ˈdraʊzi/

half asleep

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

dullestadjectiveUS /ˈdʌləst/

superlative of “dull” — lacking in liveliness or animation

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

extravagantadjectiveUS /ekˈstrævəɡənt/

unrestrained, especially with regard to feelings

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

fathersnounUS /ˈfɑːðərz/

plural of “father” — a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

fivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

HnounUS /eɪtʃ/

a nonmetallic univalent element that is normally a colorless and odorless highly flammable diatomic gas; the simplest and lightest and most abundant element in the universe

From this reading To Rev. J. H. Twichell, in Hartford:

HartfordnounUS /ˈhɑːrtfərd/

the state capital of Connecticut; located in central Connecticut on the Connecticut river; a center of the insurance business

From this reading To Rev. J. H. Twichell, in Hartford:

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading To Rev. J. H. Twichell, in Hartford:

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading To Rev. J. H. Twichell, in Hartford:

JOE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

JustadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

literaturenounUS /ˈlɪtərətʃər/

creative writing of recognized artistic value

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

masterlyadjectiveUS /ˈmæstərli/

having or revealing supreme mastery or skill

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

meatnounUS /miːt/

the flesh of animals (including fishes and birds and snails) used as food

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

NnounUS /en/

a common nonmetallic element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless inert diatomic gas; constitutes 78 percent of the atmosphere by volume; a constituent of all living tissues

From this reading AMPERSAND, N. Y., Aug.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

pagesnounUS /ˈpeɪdʒəz/

plural of “page” — one side of one leaf (of a book or magazine or newspaper or letter etc.) or the written or pictorial matter it contains

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

Phillips

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

printedverbUS /ˈprɪntɪd/

past form of “print” — put into print

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

RevverbUS /rev/

increase the number of rotations per minute

From this reading To Rev. J. H. Twichell, in Hartford:

rubbishnounUS /ˈrʌbɪʃ/

worthless material that is to be disposed of

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

scoffverbUS /skɔːf/

laugh at with contempt and derision

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

suggestionnounUS /səˈdʒestʃən/

an idea that is suggested

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

tennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading To Rev. J. H. Twichell, in Hartford:

togetheradverbUS /təˈɡeðər/

in contact with each other or in proximity

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

Twichell

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading To Rev. J. H. Twichell, in Hartford:

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading Joe, ten pages of Mrs. Cheney's masterly biography of her fathers--no, five pages of it--contain more meat, more sense, more literature, more brilliancy, than that whole basketful of drowsy rubbish put together.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

YnounUS /waɪ/

a silvery metallic element that is common in rare-earth minerals; used in magnesium and aluminum alloys

From this reading AMPERSAND, N. Y., Aug.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading DEAR JOE,--Just a word, to scoff at you, with your extravagant suggestion that I read the biography of Phillips Brooks--the very dullest book that has been printed for a century.

Chapter 2 of Mark Twain's Letters — Volume 5 (1901-1906) by Mark Twain holds 188 sentences, grouped into 38 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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