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Mark Twain's Speeches

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'
Well, sir, after they'd filled up I set out the jug.
Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then he fires up all of a sudden and yells:
Flash out a stream of blood-red wine!
For I would drink to other days.'
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Mark Twain's Speeches

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Mark Twain's Speeches is here in full — 195 sentences across 39 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/39 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'
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Well, sir, after they'd filled up I set out the jug.
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Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then he fires up all of a sudden and yells:
/ˈmɪstər hoʊmz lʊks æt ɪt ənd ðen hiː ˈfaɪərz ʌp ɔːl ʌv ə ˈsʌdən ənd jelz/
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Flash out a stream of blood-red wine!
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For I would drink to other days.'
/fɔːr aɪ wʊd drɪŋk tuː ˈʌðər deɪz/

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Beg verb US /beɡ/

call upon in supplication; entreat

From this reading ““But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'”

fires noun US /ˈfaɪərz/

plural of “fire” — the event of something burning (often destructive)

From this reading “Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then he fires up all of a sudden and yells:”

Flash verb US /flæʃ/

gleam or glow intermittently

From this reading ““Flash out a stream of blood-red wine!”

grub noun US /ɡrʌb/

informal terms for a meal

From this reading ““But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'”

Holmes noun US /hoʊmz/

a fictitious detective in stories by A. Conan Doyle

From this reading “Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then he fires up all of a sudden and yells:”

jug noun US /dʒʌɡ/

a large bottle with a narrow mouth

From this reading “Well, sir, after they'd filled up I set out the jug.”

Longfellow noun US /ˈlɔːŋfeloʊ/

United States poet remembered for his long narrative poems (1807-1882)

From this reading ““But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'”

yells noun US /jelz/

plural of “yell” — a loud utterance; often in protest or opposition

From this reading “Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then he fires up all of a sudden and yells:”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then he fires up all of a sudden and yells:

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading Well, sir, after they'd filled up I set out the jug.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then he fires up all of a sudden and yells:

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then he fires up all of a sudden and yells:

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

BegverbUS /beɡ/

call upon in supplication; entreat

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

blood-redadjective

of a color at the end of the color spectrum (next to orange); resembling the color of blood or cherries or tomatoes or rubies

From this reading “Flash out a stream of blood-red wine!

brokeadjectiveUS /broʊk/

lacking funds

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading For I would drink to other days.'

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

drinkverbUS /drɪŋk/

take in liquids

From this reading For I would drink to other days.'

filledadjectiveUS /fɪld/

(usually followed by “with” or used as a combining form) generously supplied with

From this reading Well, sir, after they'd filled up I set out the jug.

firesnounUS /ˈfaɪərz/

plural of “fire” — the event of something burning (often destructive)

From this reading Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then he fires up all of a sudden and yells:

fivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

FlashverbUS /flæʃ/

gleam or glow intermittently

From this reading “Flash out a stream of blood-red wine!

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

grubnounUS /ɡrʌb/

informal terms for a meal

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then he fires up all of a sudden and yells:

holdverbUS /hoʊld/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

HolmesnounUS /hoʊmz/

a fictitious detective in stories by A. Conan Doyle

From this reading Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then he fires up all of a sudden and yells:

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then he fires up all of a sudden and yells:

jugnounUS /dʒʌɡ/

a large bottle with a narrow mouth

From this reading Well, sir, after they'd filled up I set out the jug.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

LongfellownounUS /ˈlɔːŋfeloʊ/

United States poet remembered for his long narrative poems (1807-1882)

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

looksnounUS /lʊks/

plural of “look” — the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then he fires up all of a sudden and yells:

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then he fires up all of a sudden and yells:

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading For I would drink to other days.'

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Well, sir, after they'd filled up I set out the jug.

pardonverbUS /ˈpɑːrdən/

accept an excuse for

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

proudadjectiveUS /praʊd/

feeling self-respect or pleasure in something by which you measure your self-worth; or being a reason for pride

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

readyadjectiveUS /ˈredi/

completely prepared or in condition for immediate action or use or progress

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading Well, sir, after they'd filled up I set out the jug.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading Well, sir, after they'd filled up I set out the jug.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

streamnounUS /striːm/

a natural body of running water flowing on or under the earth

From this reading “Flash out a stream of blood-red wine!

suddenadjectiveUS /ˈsʌdən/

happening without warning or in a short space of time

From this reading Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then he fires up all of a sudden and yells:

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Well, sir, after they'd filled up I set out the jug.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then he fires up all of a sudden and yells:

they'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Well, sir, after they'd filled up I set out the jug.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Well, sir, after they'd filled up I set out the jug.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Well, sir, after they'd filled up I set out the jug.

winenounUS /waɪn/

fermented juice (of grapes especially)

From this reading “Flash out a stream of blood-red wine!

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading For I would drink to other days.'

yawpverb

make a raucous noise

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

yellsnounUS /jelz/

plural of “yell” — a loud utterance; often in protest or opposition

From this reading Mr. Holmes looks at it, and then he fires up all of a sudden and yells:

you'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “But I broke in, and says I, 'Beg your pardon, Mr. Longfellow, if you'll be so kind as to hold your yawp for about five minutes and let me get this grub ready, you'll do me proud.'

Chapter 2 of Mark Twain's Speeches by Mark Twain holds 195 sentences, grouped into 39 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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