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Mark Twain's Speeches

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of Mark Twain's Speeches is here in full — 187 sentences across 38 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.
We had a name, but we were never known by that name.
Those who didn't like us called us the Anti-Doughnut party, but we didn't mind that.
We said: Call us what you please; the name doesn't matter.
We are organized for a principle.”
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Mark Twain's Speeches

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of Mark Twain's Speeches is here in full — 187 sentences across 38 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/37 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.
/ðɪs θɪŋ ræn əˈlɔːŋ ənˈtɪl sʌm ʌv ʌs ðə ˈrɪli ˈveri best bɔɪz ɪn ðə ˌɔːrɡənəˈzeɪʃən ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd ðæt ðiːz kərˈʌpt ˈpræktəsəz mʌst stɑːp ənd fɔːr ðə ˈpɜːrpəs ʌv ˈstɑːpɪŋ ðem wiː ˈɔːrɡənaɪzd ə θɜːrd ˈpɑːrti/
Line 2
We had a name, but we were never known by that name.
/wiː hæd ə neɪm bʌt wiː wɜːr ˈnevər noʊn baɪ ðæt neɪm/
Line 3
Those who didn't like us called us the Anti-Doughnut party, but we didn't mind that.
Line 4
We said: “Call us what you please; the name doesn't matter.
Line 5
We are organized for a principle.”
/wiː ɑːr ˈɔːrɡənaɪzd fɔːr ə ˈprɪnsəpəl/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

corrupt verb US /kərˈʌpt/

corrupt morally or by intemperance or sensuality

From this reading “This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.”

decided adjective US /ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd/

recognizable; marked

From this reading “This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.”

organization noun US /ˌɔːrɡənəˈzeɪʃən/

a group of people who work together

From this reading “This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.”

organized adjective US /ˈɔːrɡənaɪzd/

formed into a structured or coherent whole, particularly on a large scale

From this reading “This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.”

practices noun US /ˈpræktəsəz/

plural of “practice” — a customary way of operation or behavior

From this reading “This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.”

principle noun US /ˈprɪnsəpəl/

a basic generalization that is accepted as true and that can be used as a basis for reasoning or conduct

From this reading “We are organized for a principle.””

stopping noun US /ˈstɑːpɪŋ/

fastener consisting of a narrow strip of welded metal used to join steel members

From this reading “This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.”

third noun US /θɜːrd/

one of three equal parts of a divisible whole

From this reading “This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

alongprepositionUS /əˈlɔːŋ/

following the length of something from one end toward the other

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

Anti-Doughnut

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Those who didn't like us called us the Anti-Doughnut party, but we didn't mind that.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading We are organized for a principle.”

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

boysnounUS /bɔɪz/

plural of “boy” — a youthful male person

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading We had a name, but we were never known by that name.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading We had a name, but we were never known by that name.

CallverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading We said: “Call us what you please; the name doesn't matter.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Those who didn't like us called us the Anti-Doughnut party, but we didn't mind that.

corruptverbUS /kərˈʌpt/

corrupt morally or by intemperance or sensuality

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

decidedadjectiveUS /ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd/

recognizable; marked

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Those who didn't like us called us the Anti-Doughnut party, but we didn't mind that.

doesn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We said: “Call us what you please; the name doesn't matter.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading We had a name, but we were never known by that name.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading We had a name, but we were never known by that name.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Those who didn't like us called us the Anti-Doughnut party, but we didn't mind that.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading We said: “Call us what you please; the name doesn't matter.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading Those who didn't like us called us the Anti-Doughnut party, but we didn't mind that.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading We had a name, but we were never known by that name.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading We had a name, but we were never known by that name.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

organizationnounUS /ˌɔːrɡənəˈzeɪʃən/

a group of people who work together

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

organizedadjectiveUS /ˈɔːrɡənaɪzd/

formed into a structured or coherent whole, particularly on a large scale

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

partynounUS /ˈpɑːrti/

an organization to gain political power

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading We said: “Call us what you please; the name doesn't matter.

practicesnounUS /ˈpræktəsəz/

plural of “practice” — a customary way of operation or behavior

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

principlenounUS /ˈprɪnsəpəl/

a basic generalization that is accepted as true and that can be used as a basis for reasoning or conduct

From this reading We are organized for a principle.”

purposenounUS /ˈpɜːrpəs/

an anticipated outcome that is intended or that guides your planned actions

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

ranverbUS /ræn/

inflected form of “run” — move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading We said: “Call us what you please; the name doesn't matter.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

stopverbUS /stɑːp/

come to a halt, stop moving

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

stoppingnounUS /ˈstɑːpɪŋ/

fastener consisting of a narrow strip of welded metal used to join steel members

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

thirdnounUS /θɜːrd/

one of three equal parts of a divisible whole

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

ThosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Those who didn't like us called us the Anti-Doughnut party, but we didn't mind that.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading This thing ran along until some of us, the really very best boys in the organization, decided that these corrupt practices must stop, and for the purpose of stopping them we organized a third party.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading We had a name, but we were never known by that name.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading We said: “Call us what you please; the name doesn't matter.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Those who didn't like us called us the Anti-Doughnut party, but we didn't mind that.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading We said: “Call us what you please; the name doesn't matter.

Chapter 9 of Mark Twain's Speeches by Mark Twain holds 187 sentences, grouped into 38 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 9 holds 187 sentences of Mark Twain's Speeches, unabridged, divided into 38 reading sections.

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