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Mark Twain's Speeches

Chapter XIV

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But look at the “pneumatics” and the “pneumonias” and the rest of them.
A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.
Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!
It's like trying to do a St. Vitus's dance with wooden legs.
Now I'll bet there isn't a man here who can spell “pterodactyl,” not even the prisoner at the bar.
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Mark Twain's Speeches

Chapter XIV

Reading 1/35 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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But look at the “pneumatics” and the “pneumonias” and the rest of them.
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A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.
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Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!
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It's like trying to do a St. Vitus's dance with wooden legs.
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Now I'll bet there isn't a man here who can spell “pterodactyl,” not even the prisoner at the bar.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

About preposition US /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading “Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!”

Because conjunction US /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading “Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!”

Even noun US /even/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Now I'll bet there isn't a man here who can spell “pterodactyl,” not even the prisoner at the bar.”

Have auxiliary verb US /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.”

Here noun US /here/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Now I'll bet there isn't a man here who can spell “pterodactyl,” not even the prisoner at the bar.”

Look noun US /look/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “But look at the “pneumatics” and the “pneumonias” and the rest of them.”

Once noun US /once/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.”

Rest noun US /rest/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “But look at the “pneumatics” and the “pneumonias” and the rest of them.”

Wind noun US /wind/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.”

Would modal verb US /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

all

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From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

alphabet

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From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading But look at the “pneumatics” and the “pneumonias” and the rest of them.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading But look at the “pneumatics” and the “pneumonias” and the rest of them.

bar

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From this reading Now I'll bet there isn't a man here who can spell “pterodactyl,” not even the prisoner at the bar.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

bet

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From this reading Now I'll bet there isn't a man here who can spell “pterodactyl,” not even the prisoner at the bar.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But look at the “pneumatics” and the “pneumonias” and the rest of them.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Now I'll bet there isn't a man here who can spell “pterodactyl,” not even the prisoner at the bar.

can't

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From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

dance

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From this reading It's like trying to do a St. Vitus's dance with wooden legs.

day

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From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading It's like trying to do a St. Vitus's dance with wooden legs.

doesn't

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From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

drunken

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From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

evennounUS /even/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Now I'll bet there isn't a man here who can spell “pterodactyl,” not even the prisoner at the bar.

fancy

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From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

fifteen

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From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

giving

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From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

herenounUS /here/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading Now I'll bet there isn't a man here who can spell “pterodactyl,” not even the prisoner at the bar.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

hundred

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From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

I'll

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From this reading Now I'll bet there isn't a man here who can spell “pterodactyl,” not even the prisoner at the bar.

instead

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From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

invented

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From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

isn't

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From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

It's

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From this reading It's like trying to do a St. Vitus's dance with wooden legs.

legs

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From this reading It's like trying to do a St. Vitus's dance with wooden legs.

letters

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From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

like

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From this reading It's like trying to do a St. Vitus's dance with wooden legs.

looknounUS /look/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading But look at the “pneumatics” and the “pneumonias” and the rest of them.

man

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From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Now I'll bet there isn't a man here who can spell “pterodactyl,” not even the prisoner at the bar.

Now

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From this reading Now I'll bet there isn't a man here who can spell “pterodactyl,” not even the prisoner at the bar.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading But look at the “pneumatics” and the “pneumonias” and the rest of them.

once

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From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

out

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From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

pneumatics

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From this reading But look at the “pneumatics” and the “pneumonias” and the rest of them.

pneumonias

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From this reading But look at the “pneumatics” and the “pneumonias” and the rest of them.

present

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From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

prisoner

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From this reading Now I'll bet there isn't a man here who can spell “pterodactyl,” not even the prisoner at the bar.

pterodactyl

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From this reading Now I'll bet there isn't a man here who can spell “pterodactyl,” not even the prisoner at the bar.

real

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From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

reform

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From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

restnounUS /rest/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading But look at the “pneumatics” and the “pneumonias” and the rest of them.

settle

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From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

silly

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From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

spell

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From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

St

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From this reading It's like trying to do a St. Vitus's dance with wooden legs.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading But look at the “pneumatics” and the “pneumonias” and the rest of them.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading But look at the “pneumatics” and the “pneumonias” and the rest of them.

there

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From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

thief

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From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

throw

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From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

trying

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From this reading It's like trying to do a St. Vitus's dance with wooden legs.

up

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From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

Vitus's

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From this reading It's like trying to do a St. Vitus's dance with wooden legs.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

Why

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From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

windnounUS /wind/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

wooden

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From this reading It's like trying to do a St. Vitus's dance with wooden legs.

words

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From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

wouldn't

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From this reading A real reform would settle them once and for all, and wind up by giving us an alphabet that we wouldn't have to spell with at all, instead of this present silly alphabet, which I fancy was invented by a drunken thief.

writes

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From this reading Why, there isn't a man who doesn't have to throw out about fifteen hundred words a day when he writes his letters because he can't spell them!