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Mark Twain's Speeches

Chapter XXVI · Chapter 26

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Now I think I ought to apologize for my clothes.
At home I venture things that I am not permitted by my family to venture in foreign parts.
I was instructed before I left home and ordered to refrain from white clothes in England.
I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.
I have not had white clothes on since I crossed the ocean until now.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Mark Twain's Speeches

Chapter XXVI · Chapter 26

Chapter 26 of Mark Twain's Speeches is here in full — 177 sentences across 36 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/35 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Now I think I ought to apologize for my clothes.
/naʊ aɪ θɪŋk aɪ ɔːt tuː əˈpɑːlədʒaɪz fɔːr maɪ kloʊðz/
Line 2
At home I venture things that I am not permitted by my family to venture in foreign parts.
/æt hoʊm aɪ ˈventʃər θɪŋz ðæt aɪ æm nɑːt pərˈmɪtɪd baɪ maɪ ˈfæməli tuː ˈventʃər ɪn ˈfɔːrən pɑːrts/
Line 3
I was instructed before I left home and ordered to refrain from white clothes in England.
/aɪ wɑːz ˌɪnˈstrʌktəd bɪˈfɔːr aɪ left hoʊm ənd ˈɔːrdərd tuː rɪˈfreɪn frʌm waɪt kloʊðz ɪn ˈɪŋɡlənd/
Line 4
I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.
Line 5
I have not had white clothes on since I crossed the ocean until now.
/aɪ hæv nɑːt hæd waɪt kloʊðz ɑːn sɪns aɪ krɔːst ðə ˈoʊʃən ənˈtɪl naʊ/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

apologize verb US /əˈpɑːlədʒaɪz/

acknowledge faults or shortcomings or failing

From this reading “Now I think I ought to apologize for my clothes.”

instructed verb US /ˌɪnˈstrʌktəd/

past form of “instruct” — impart skills or knowledge to

From this reading “I was instructed before I left home and ordered to refrain from white clothes in England.”

instructions noun US /ˌɪnˈstrʌkʃənz/

a manual usually accompanying a technical device and explaining how to install or operate it

From this reading “I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.”

invent verb US /ˌɪnˈvent/

come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort

From this reading “I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.”

obeying verb US /oʊˈbeɪɪŋ/

-ing form of “obey” — be obedient to

From this reading “I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.”

process verb US /ˈprɑːses/

subject to a process or treatment, with the aim of readying for some purpose, improving, or remedying a condition

From this reading “I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.”

refrain verb US /rɪˈfreɪn/

resist doing something

From this reading “I was instructed before I left home and ordered to refrain from white clothes in England.”

venture noun US /ˈventʃər/

any venturesome undertaking especially one with an uncertain outcome

From this reading “At home I venture things that I am not permitted by my family to venture in foreign parts.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading At home I venture things that I am not permitted by my family to venture in foreign parts.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I was instructed before I left home and ordered to refrain from white clothes in England.

apologizeverbUS /əˈpɑːlədʒaɪz/

acknowledge faults or shortcomings or failing

From this reading Now I think I ought to apologize for my clothes.

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading At home I venture things that I am not permitted by my family to venture in foreign parts.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading I was instructed before I left home and ordered to refrain from white clothes in England.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading At home I venture things that I am not permitted by my family to venture in foreign parts.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

cleanadjectiveUS /kliːn/

free from dirt or impurities; or having clean habits

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

clothesnounUS /kloʊðz/

clothing in general

From this reading Now I think I ought to apologize for my clothes.

commandnounUS /kəˈmænd/

an authoritative direction or instruction to do something

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

crossedadjectiveUS /krɔːst/

placed crosswise

From this reading I have not had white clothes on since I crossed the ocean until now.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading I was instructed before I left home and ordered to refrain from white clothes in England.

fairadjectiveUS /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

familynounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading At home I venture things that I am not permitted by my family to venture in foreign parts.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Now I think I ought to apologize for my clothes.

foreignadjectiveUS /ˈfɔːrən/

of concern to or concerning the affairs of other nations (other than your own)

From this reading At home I venture things that I am not permitted by my family to venture in foreign parts.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading I was instructed before I left home and ordered to refrain from white clothes in England.

habitnounUS /ˈhæbət/

an established custom

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading At home I venture things that I am not permitted by my family to venture in foreign parts.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Now I think I ought to apologize for my clothes.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading At home I venture things that I am not permitted by my family to venture in foreign parts.

instructedverbUS /ˌɪnˈstrʌktəd/

past form of “instruct” — impart skills or knowledge to

From this reading I was instructed before I left home and ordered to refrain from white clothes in England.

instructionsnounUS /ˌɪnˈstrʌkʃənz/

a manual usually accompanying a technical device and explaining how to install or operate it

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

inventverbUS /ˌɪnˈvent/

come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading I was instructed before I left home and ordered to refrain from white clothes in England.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

meantverbUS /ment/

inflected form of “mean” — mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Now I think I ought to apologize for my clothes.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading At home I venture things that I am not permitted by my family to venture in foreign parts.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now I think I ought to apologize for my clothes.

obeyingverbUS /oʊˈbeɪɪŋ/

-ing form of “obey” — be obedient to

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

oceannounUS /ˈoʊʃən/

a large body of water constituting a principal part of the hydrosphere

From this reading I have not had white clothes on since I crossed the ocean until now.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I have not had white clothes on since I crossed the ocean until now.

orderedadjectiveUS /ˈɔːrdərd/

having a systematic arrangement; especially having elements succeeding in order according to rule

From this reading I was instructed before I left home and ordered to refrain from white clothes in England.

oughtmodal verbUS /ɔːt/

used with “to” to say what is right or advisable

From this reading Now I think I ought to apologize for my clothes.

partsnounUS /pɑːrts/

the local environment

From this reading At home I venture things that I am not permitted by my family to venture in foreign parts.

permittedverbUS /pərˈmɪtɪd/

inflected form of “permit” — consent to, give permission

From this reading At home I venture things that I am not permitted by my family to venture in foreign parts.

processverbUS /ˈprɑːses/

subject to a process or treatment, with the aim of readying for some purpose, improving, or remedying a condition

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

refrainverbUS /rɪˈfreɪn/

resist doing something

From this reading I was instructed before I left home and ordered to refrain from white clothes in England.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading I have not had white clothes on since I crossed the ocean until now.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading At home I venture things that I am not permitted by my family to venture in foreign parts.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading At home I venture things that I am not permitted by my family to venture in foreign parts.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Now I think I ought to apologize for my clothes.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Now I think I ought to apologize for my clothes.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading I have not had white clothes on since I crossed the ocean until now.

venturenounUS /ˈventʃər/

any venturesome undertaking especially one with an uncertain outcome

From this reading At home I venture things that I am not permitted by my family to venture in foreign parts.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I was instructed before I left home and ordered to refrain from white clothes in England.

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading I was instructed before I left home and ordered to refrain from white clothes in England.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading I meant to keep that command fair and clean, and I would have done it if I had been in the habit of obeying instructions, but I can't invent a new process in life right away.

Chapter 26 of Mark Twain's Speeches by Mark Twain holds 177 sentences, grouped into 36 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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