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Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

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Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.
Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.
Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.
James Jeffrey Roche.
IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.
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Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

Chapter 4 of Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor is here in full — 410 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.
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Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.
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Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.
/ˈbeɪbi mʌst hæv ˌriːlækˈseɪʃən let ðə wɜːrld ɡoʊ rɔːŋ ɔːr raɪt sliːp maɪ ˈdɑːrlɪŋ liːv kriˈeɪʃən tuː ɪts ˈtʃænsəz fɔːr ðə naɪt/
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James Jeffrey Roche.
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IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.

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astronomy noun US /əˈstrɑːnəmi/

the branch of physics that studies celestial bodies and the universe as a whole

From this reading “IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.”

beneficent adjective US /ˌbenəˈfɪʃənt/

doing or producing good

From this reading “Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.”

Bids noun US /bɪdz/

plural of “bid” — an authoritative direction or instruction to do something

From this reading “Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.”

fretted adjective US /ˈfretɪd/

having frets

From this reading “Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.”

lexicon noun US /ˈleksɪkɑːn/

a language user's knowledge of words

From this reading “Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.”

medulla noun US /mɪˈdʌlə/

a white fatty substance that forms a medullary sheath around the axis cylinder of some nerve fibers

From this reading “Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.”

recuperative adjective US /rɪˈkuːpərətɪv/

promoting recuperation

From this reading “Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.”

relaxation noun US /ˌriːlækˈseɪʃən/

(physiology) the gradual lengthening of inactive muscle or muscle fibers

From this reading “Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

ASTRONOMYnounUS /əˈstrɑːnəmi/

the branch of physics that studies celestial bodies and the universe as a whole

From this reading IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.

BabynounUS /ˈbeɪbi/

a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

beneficentadjectiveUS /ˌbenəˈfɪʃənt/

doing or producing good

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

BidsnounUS /bɪdz/

plural of “bid” — an authoritative direction or instruction to do something

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.

cerebellumnoun

a major division of the vertebrate brain; situated above the medulla oblongata and beneath the cerebrum in humans

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

chancesnounUS /ˈtʃænsəz/

plural of “chance” — a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.

closeadjectiveUS /kloʊs/

at or within a short distance in space or time or having elements near each other

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

constantadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːnstənt/

unvarying in nature

From this reading IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.

CreationnounUS /kriˈeɪʃən/

the human act of creating

From this reading Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.

darlingnounUS /ˈdɑːrlɪŋ/

a special loved one

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

delightverbUS /dɪˈlaɪt/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.

frettedadjectiveUS /ˈfretɪd/

having frets

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

glassesnounUS /ˈɡlæsəz/

(plural) optical instrument consisting of a frame that holds a pair of lenses for correcting defective vision

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.

heart'snounUS /hɑːrts/

possessive form of “heart” — the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.

HeavyadjectiveUS /ˈhevi/

of comparatively great physical weight or density

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

How

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From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

IrelandnounUS /ˈaɪərlənd/

a republic consisting of 26 of 32 counties comprising the island of Ireland; achieved independence from the United Kingdom in 1921

From this reading IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.

IRISHnounUS /ˈaɪrɪʃ/

people of Ireland or of Irish extraction

From this reading IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

JamesnounUS /dʒeɪmz/

a Stuart king of Scotland who married a daughter of Henry VII; when England and France went to war in 1513 he invaded England and died in defeat at Flodden (1473-1513)

From this reading James Jeffrey Roche.

Jeffrey

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From this reading James Jeffrey Roche.

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

lawsnounUS /lɔːz/

the first of three divisions of the Hebrew Scriptures comprising the first five books of the Hebrew Bible considered as a unit

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

learningnounUS /ˈlɜːrnɪŋ/

the cognitive process of acquiring skill or knowledge

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

leaveverbUS /liːv/

go away from a place

From this reading Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.

leavesnounUS /liːvz/

plural of “leaf” — the main organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in higher plants

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

Letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.

lexiconnounUS /ˈleksɪkɑːn/

a language user's knowledge of words

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

LittleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.

medullanounUS /mɪˈdʌlə/

a white fatty substance that forms a medullary sheath around the axis cylinder of some nerve fibers

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

nationnounUS /ˈneɪʃən/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.

naturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

NeedsadverbUS /niːdz/

in such a manner as could not be otherwise

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.

nosenounUS /noʊz/

the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

O'Ryan

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From this reading IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.

oblongata

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From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

occupationnounUS /ˌɑːkjəˈpeɪʃən/

the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money

From this reading IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.

pneumogastrics

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

poachin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.

Quietudenoun

a state of peace and quiet

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

recuperativeadjectiveUS /rɪˈkuːpərətɪv/

promoting recuperation

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

relaxationnounUS /ˌriːlækˈseɪʃən/

(physiology) the gradual lengthening of inactive muscle or muscle fibers

From this reading Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.

Roche

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From this reading James Jeffrey Roche.

SleepnounUS /sliːp/

a natural and periodic state of rest during which consciousness of the world is suspended

From this reading Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

turningnounUS /ˈtɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of changing or reversing the direction of the course

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.

wearyverbUS /ˈwɪri/

exhaust or get tired through overuse or great strain or stress

From this reading Little hands are weary turning Heavy leaves of lexicon; Little nose is fretted learning How to keep its glasses on.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

Whinnoun

very spiny and dense evergreen shrub with fragrant golden-yellow flowers; common throughout western Europe

From this reading IRISH ASTRONOMY O'Ryan was a man of might Whin Ireland was a nation, But poachin' was his heart's delight And constant occupation.

wiseadjectiveUS /waɪz/

having or prompted by wisdom or discernment

From this reading Baby knows the laws of nature Are beneficent and wise; His medulla oblongata Bids my darling close his eyes And his pneumogastrics tell him Quietude is always best When his little cerebellum Needs recuperative rest.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading Baby must have relaxation, Let the world go wrong or right- Sleep, my darling, leave Creation To its chances for the night.

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