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Me, Myself and I

Chapter I

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Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?
"Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?
After all, it's your noodle neck that's going to be risked."
Professor Ruddle throbbed his annoyance clear up to his thin white hair.
McCarthy shifted his quid and pursed his lips.
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Me, Myself and I

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Me, Myself and I is here in full — 483 sentences across 97 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/96 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?
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"Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?
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After all, it's your noodle neck that's going to be risked."
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Professor Ruddle throbbed his annoyance clear up to his thin white hair.
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McCarthy shifted his quid and pursed his lips.
/məˈkɑːrθi ˈʃɪftɪd hɪz kwɪd ənd pɜːrst hɪz lɪps/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

baffling adjective US /ˈbæfəlɪŋ/

making great mental demands; hard to comprehend or solve or believe

From this reading “Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?”

briefing noun US /ˈbriːfɪŋ/

detailed instructions, as for a military operation

From this reading “"Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?”

Galahad noun US /ˈɡæləhæd/

(Arthurian legend) the most virtuous knight of the Round Table; was able to see the Holy Grail

From this reading “Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?”

horrifying adjective US /ˈhɔːrəfaɪɪŋ/

provoking horror

From this reading “Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?”

McCarthy noun US /məˈkɑːrθi/

United States satirical novelist and literary critic (1912-1989)

From this reading “Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?”

noodle noun US /ˈnuːdəl/

a ribbonlike strip of pasta

From this reading “After all, it's your noodle neck that's going to be risked."”

pursed verb US /pɜːrst/

past form of “purse” — contract one's lips into a rounded shape

From this reading “McCarthy shifted his quid and pursed his lips.”

Ruddle verb US /ˈrʌdəl/

twist or braid together, interlace

From this reading “Professor Ruddle throbbed his annoyance clear up to his thin white hair.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

white hair noun + noun

In this reading “Professor Ruddle throbbed his annoyance clear up to his thin white hair.”

long enough adjective + noun

In this reading “"Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?”

thin white adjective + noun

In this reading “Professor Ruddle throbbed his annoyance clear up to his thin white hair.”

look up verb + adjective

seek information from

In this reading “"Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?”

last minute adjective + noun

the latest possible moment

In this reading “"Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?”

clear up verb + adjective

make clear and (more) comprehensible

In this reading “Professor Ruddle throbbed his annoyance clear up to his thin white hair.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

adventureverbUS /ædˈventʃər/

take a risk in the hope of a favorable outcome

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading After all, it's your noodle neck that's going to be risked."

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading After all, it's your noodle neck that's going to be risked."

amazingadjectiveUS /əˈmeɪzɪŋ/

surprising greatly

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

annoyancenounUS /əˈnɔɪəns/

the psychological state of being irritated or annoyed

From this reading Professor Ruddle throbbed his annoyance clear up to his thin white hair.

anyonepronounUS /ˈeniwʌn/

any person at all

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

bafflingadjectiveUS /ˈbæfəlɪŋ/

making great mental demands; hard to comprehend or solve or believe

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading After all, it's your noodle neck that's going to be risked."

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

briefingnounUS /ˈbriːfɪŋ/

detailed instructions, as for a military operation

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

clearverbUS /klɪr/

rid of obstructions

From this reading Professor Ruddle throbbed his annoyance clear up to his thin white hair.

comicadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmɪk/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

Don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

faintlyadverbUS /ˈfeɪntli/

to a faint degree or weakly perceived

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

GalahadnounUS /ˈɡæləhæd/

(Arthurian legend) the most virtuous knight of the Round Table; was able to see the Holy Grail

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading After all, it's your noodle neck that's going to be risked."

greatestadjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪtəst/

highest in quality

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

hairnounUS /her/

a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading Professor Ruddle throbbed his annoyance clear up to his thin white hair.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Professor Ruddle throbbed his annoyance clear up to his thin white hair.

historynounUS /ˈhɪstəri/

the aggregate of past events

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

horrifyingadjectiveUS /ˈhɔːrəfaɪɪŋ/

provoking horror

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

interestedadjectiveUS /ˈɪntrəstɪd/

having or showing interest; especially curiosity or fascination or concern

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading After all, it's your noodle neck that's going to be risked."

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

lipsnounUS /lɪps/

plural of “lip” — either of two fleshy folds of tissue that surround the mouth and play a role in speaking

From this reading McCarthy shifted his quid and pursed his lips.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

McCarthynounUS /məˈkɑːrθi/

United States satirical novelist and literary critic (1912-1989)

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

minutenounUS /ˈmɪnət/

a unit of time equal to 60 seconds or 1/60th of an hour

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

necknounUS /nek/

the part of an organism (human or animal) that connects the head to the rest of the body

From this reading After all, it's your noodle neck that's going to be risked."

NeveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

noodlenounUS /ˈnuːdəl/

a ribbonlike strip of pasta

From this reading After all, it's your noodle neck that's going to be risked."

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

ProfessornounUS /prəˈfesər/

someone who is a member of the faculty at a college or university

From this reading Professor Ruddle throbbed his annoyance clear up to his thin white hair.

pursedverbUS /pɜːrst/

past form of “purse” — contract one's lips into a rounded shape

From this reading McCarthy shifted his quid and pursed his lips.

quidnounUS /kwɪd/

the basic unit of money in Great Britain and Northern Ireland; equal to 100 pence

From this reading McCarthy shifted his quid and pursed his lips.

riskedverbUS /rɪskt/

past form of “risk” — expose to a chance of loss or damage

From this reading After all, it's your noodle neck that's going to be risked."

RuddleverbUS /ˈrʌdəl/

twist or braid together, interlace

From this reading Professor Ruddle throbbed his annoyance clear up to his thin white hair.

shiftedverbUS /ˈʃɪftɪd/

past form of “shift” — make a shift in or exchange of

From this reading McCarthy shifted his quid and pursed his lips.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading After all, it's your noodle neck that's going to be risked."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

thinadjectiveUS /θɪn/

Having little thickness or extent.

From this reading Professor Ruddle throbbed his annoyance clear up to his thin white hair.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

throbbed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Professor Ruddle throbbed his annoyance clear up to his thin white hair.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

undertakenverbUS /ˈʌndərteɪkən/

inflected form of “undertake” — enter upon an activity or enterprise

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

whaddyamean

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Never before in history had such an amazing, baffling and faintly horrifying thing happened to anyone as happened to Galahad McCarthy ... but--whaddyamean, history?

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading Professor Ruddle throbbed his annoyance clear up to his thin white hair.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Don't you think you might look up from that comic book long enough to get interested in a last minute briefing on the greatest adventure undertaken by man?

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading After all, it's your noodle neck that's going to be risked."

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