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Men, Women and Guns

Chapter I

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Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.
"What does it feel like to be shelled?" she demanded.
"Explain it to me."
Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.
Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.
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Men, Women and Guns

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Men, Women and Guns is here in full — 117 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/23 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.
/tuː deɪz əˈɡoʊ ə dɪr oʊld ænt ʌv maɪn æskt miː tuː dɪˈskraɪb tuː hɜːr wʌt ˈʃræpnəl wɑːz laɪk/
Line 2
"What does it feel like to be shelled?" she demanded.
/wʌt dʌz ɪt fiːl laɪk tuː biː ʃeld ʃiː dɪˈmændəd/
Line 3
"Explain it to me."
/ɪkˈspleɪn ɪt tuː miː/
Line 4
Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.
/ˈʌndər ðə ˈɪnfluːəns ʌv maɪ dɪˈsiːst ˈʌŋkəlz moʊst ˈeksələnt pɔːrt aɪ dɪd soʊ/
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Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

deceased noun US /dɪˈsiːst/

someone who is no longer alive

From this reading “Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.”

expansive adjective US /ɪkˈspænsɪv/

able or tending to expand or characterized by expansion

From this reading “Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.”

induced adjective US /ˌɪnˈduːst/

brought about or caused; not spontaneous

From this reading “Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.”

shelled adjective US /ʃeld/

of animals or fruits that have a shell

From this reading “"What does it feel like to be shelled?" she demanded.”

shrapnel noun US /ˈʃræpnəl/

shell containing lead pellets that explodes in flight

From this reading “Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.”

Soothed verb US /suːðd/

past form of “soothe” — give moral or emotional strength to

From this reading “Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.”

startling adjective US /ˈstɑːrtlɪŋ/

so remarkably different or sudden as to cause momentary shock or alarm

From this reading “Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.”

uncle's noun US /ˈʌŋkəlz/

possessive form of “uncle” — the brother of your father or mother; the husband of your aunt

From this reading “Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Under the influence preposition + article + noun counted as “under … influence”

In this reading “Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.”

most excellent adverb + adjective

In this reading “Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.”

Two days noun + noun

In this reading “Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.”

old aunt adjective + noun

In this reading “Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.”

frame of verb + particle

In this reading “Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.”

All words in this reading · 53

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

auntnounUS /ænt/

the sister of your father or mother; the wife of your uncle

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "What does it feel like to be shelled?" she demanded.

boldadjectiveUS /boʊld/

fearless and daring

From this reading Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

deceasednounUS /dɪˈsiːst/

someone who is no longer alive

From this reading Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.

demandedverbUS /dɪˈmændəd/

past form of “demand” — request urgently and forcefully

From this reading "What does it feel like to be shelled?" she demanded.

describeverbUS /dɪˈskraɪb/

give a description of

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "What does it feel like to be shelled?" she demanded.

drewnounUS /druː/

United States actor (born in Ireland); father of Georgiana Emma Barrymore (1827-1862)

From this reading Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.

excellentadjectiveUS /ˈeksələnt/

very good; of the highest quality

From this reading Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.

expansiveadjectiveUS /ɪkˈspænsɪv/

able or tending to expand or characterized by expansion

From this reading Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.

ExplainverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪn/

make plain and comprehensible

From this reading "Explain it to me."

feelverbUS /fiːl/

undergo an emotional sensation or be in a particular state of mind

From this reading "What does it feel like to be shelled?" she demanded.

frameverbUS /freɪm/

enclose in or as if in a frame

From this reading Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.

inducedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈduːst/

brought about or caused; not spontaneous

From this reading Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.

influencenounUS /ˈɪnfluːəns/

a power to affect persons or events especially power based on prestige etc

From this reading Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "What does it feel like to be shelled?" she demanded.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.

minepronounUS /maɪn/

the one or ones belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

picturenounUS /ˈpɪktʃər/

a visual representation (of an object or scene or person or abstraction) produced on a surface

From this reading Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.

portnounUS /pɔːrt/

a place (seaport or airport) where people and merchandise can enter or leave a country

From this reading Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "What does it feel like to be shelled?" she demanded.

shelledadjectiveUS /ʃeld/

of animals or fruits that have a shell

From this reading "What does it feel like to be shelled?" she demanded.

shrapnelnounUS /ˈʃræpnəl/

shell containing lead pellets that explodes in flight

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.

SoothedverbUS /suːðd/

past form of “soothe” — give moral or emotional strength to

From this reading Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.

startlingadjectiveUS /ˈstɑːrtlɪŋ/

so remarkably different or sudden as to cause momentary shock or alarm

From this reading Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

TwonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

uncle'snounUS /ˈʌŋkəlz/

possessive form of “uncle” — the brother of your father or mother; the husband of your aunt

From this reading Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.

UnderprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading Under the influence of my deceased uncle's most excellent port I did so.

vividadjectiveUS /ˈvɪvəd/

evoking lifelike images within the mind

From this reading Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Two days ago a dear old aunt of mine asked me to describe to her what shrapnel was like.

wonderfuladjectiveUS /ˈwʌndərfəl/

extraordinarily good or great; used especially as intensifiers

From this reading Soothed and in that expansive frame of mind induced by the old and bold, I drew her a picture--vivid, startling, wonderful.

Chapter 1 of Men, Women and Guns by H. C. (Herman Cyril) McNeile holds 117 sentences, grouped into 24 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Asked
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Describe
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Shrapnel
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Shelled
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