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Michael, Brother of Jerry
Michael, Brother of Jerry

Chapter XXVII

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"The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.
"You know how it is with any dog.
You love it up into lying down and rolling over and playing dead and all such dub tricks.
And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.
Children are like that.
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Michael, Brother of Jerry

Chapter XXVII

Reading 1/41 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.
Line 2
"You know how it is with any dog.
Line 3
You love it up into lying down and rolling over and playing dead and all such dub tricks.
Line 4
And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.
Line 5
Children are like that.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Between preposition US /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading “"The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.”

Dead noun US /dead/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “You love it up into lying down and rolling over and playing dead and all such dub tricks.”

Excited adjective US /ɪkˈsaɪtɪd/

very enthusiastic or eager

From this reading “And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.”

Know noun US /know/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"You know how it is with any dog.”

One pronoun US /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading “And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.”

Over preposition US /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading “You love it up into lying down and rolling over and playing dead and all such dub tricks.”

Thing noun US /thing/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.”

Told noun US /told/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

all

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From this reading You love it up into lying down and rolling over and playing dead and all such dub tricks.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

any

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From this reading "You know how it is with any dog.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

assistant

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From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

can't

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From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

changed

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From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

Children

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From this reading Children are like that.

Collins

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From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

conditions

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From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

day

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From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

deadnounUS /dead/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading You love it up into lying down and rolling over and playing dead and all such dub tricks.

difference

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From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

dog

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From this reading "You know how it is with any dog.

dogs

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From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

doing

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From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

down

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From this reading You love it up into lying down and rolling over and playing dead and all such dub tricks.

dub

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From this reading You love it up into lying down and rolling over and playing dead and all such dub tricks.

excitedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈsaɪtɪd/

very enthusiastic or eager

From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

foolish

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From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

friends

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From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

get

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From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

gets

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From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

how

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From this reading "You know how it is with any dog.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "You know how it is with any dog.

Johnny

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From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

knownounUS /know/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading "You know how it is with any dog.

like

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From this reading Children are like that.

love

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From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

lying

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From this reading You love it up into lying down and rolling over and playing dead and all such dub tricks.

off

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From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading You love it up into lying down and rolling over and playing dead and all such dub tricks.

playing

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From this reading You love it up into lying down and rolling over and playing dead and all such dub tricks.

professional

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From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

rolling

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From this reading You love it up into lying down and rolling over and playing dead and all such dub tricks.

show

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From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading You love it up into lying down and rolling over and playing dead and all such dub tricks.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Children are like that.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

then

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From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

thingnounUS /thing/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.

toldnounUS /told/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

tricks

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From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

up

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From this reading You love it up into lying down and rolling over and playing dead and all such dub tricks.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "You know how it is with any dog.

women

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From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "The thing is, Johnny, you can't love dogs into doing professional tricks, which is the difference between dogs and women," Collins told his assistant.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading And then one day you show him off to your friends, and the conditions are changed, and he gets all excited and foolish, and you can't get him to do a thing.