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Chapter XVI · Chapter 16

Chapter 16 of Mike is here in full — 144 sentences across 29 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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CAUGHT Got some rather bad news for you, I’m afraid,” began Mr. Appleby.
I’ll smoke, if you don’t mind.
About Wyatt.”
James!”
I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Mike

Chapter XVI · Chapter 16

Chapter 16 of Mike is here in full — 144 sentences across 29 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/28 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
CAUGHTGot some rather bad news for you, I’m afraid,” began Mr. Appleby.
Line 2
I’ll smoke, if you don’t mind.
Line 3
About Wyatt.”
/əˈbaʊt ˈwaɪət/
Line 4
James!”
/dʒeɪmz/
Line 5
I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”
/aɪ wɑːz ˈsɪtɪŋ ɪn maɪ ˈɡɑːrdən ə fjuː ˈmɪnəts əˈɡoʊ ˈhævɪŋ ə paɪp bɪˈfɔːr ˈfɪnɪʃɪŋ ðə rest ʌv maɪ ˈpeɪpərz ənd ˈwaɪət drɑːpt frʌm ðə wɔːl ɑːn tuː maɪ ərˈbeɪʃəs ˈbɔːrdər/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

border noun US /ˈbɔːrdər/

a line that indicates a boundary

From this reading ““I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.””

finishing noun US /ˈfɪnɪʃɪŋ/

a decorative texture or appearance of a surface (or the substance that gives it that appearance)

From this reading ““I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.””

herbaceous adjective US /ərˈbeɪʃəs/

characteristic of a nonwoody herb or plant part

From this reading ““I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.””

James noun US /dʒeɪmz/

a Stuart king of Scotland who married a daughter of Henry VII; when England and France went to war in 1513 he invaded England and died in defeat at Flodden (1473-1513)

From this reading ““James!””

papers noun US /ˈpeɪpərz/

writing that provides information (especially information of an official nature)

From this reading ““I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.””

pipe noun US /paɪp/

a tube with a small bowl at one end; used for smoking tobacco

From this reading ““I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.””

smoke noun US /smoʊk/

a cloud of fine particles suspended in a gas

From this reading ““I’ll smoke, if you don’t mind.”

Wyatt noun US /ˈwaɪət/

English architect (1746-1813)

From this reading “About Wyatt.””

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

AboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading About Wyatt.”

afraidadjectiveUS /əˈfreɪd/

filled with fear or apprehension

From this reading CAUGHT “Got some rather bad news for you, I’m afraid,” began Mr. Appleby.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

Appleby

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CAUGHT “Got some rather bad news for you, I’m afraid,” began Mr. Appleby.

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading CAUGHT “Got some rather bad news for you, I’m afraid,” began Mr. Appleby.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading CAUGHT “Got some rather bad news for you, I’m afraid,” began Mr. Appleby.

bordernounUS /ˈbɔːrdər/

a line that indicates a boundary

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

CAUGHTverbUS /kɑːt/

inflected form of “catch” — discover or come upon accidentally, suddenly, or unexpectedly; catch somebody doing something or in a certain state

From this reading CAUGHT “Got some rather bad news for you, I’m afraid,” began Mr. Appleby.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I’ll smoke, if you don’t mind.

droppedverbUS /drɑːpt/

inflected form of “drop” — let fall to the ground

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

finishingnounUS /ˈfɪnɪʃɪŋ/

a decorative texture or appearance of a surface (or the substance that gives it that appearance)

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading CAUGHT “Got some rather bad news for you, I’m afraid,” began Mr. Appleby.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

gardennounUS /ˈɡɑːrdən/

a plot of ground where plants are cultivated

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

GotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading CAUGHT “Got some rather bad news for you, I’m afraid,” began Mr. Appleby.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

herbaceousadjectiveUS /ərˈbeɪʃəs/

characteristic of a nonwoody herb or plant part

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I’ll smoke, if you don’t mind.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CAUGHT “Got some rather bad news for you, I’m afraid,” began Mr. Appleby.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “I’ll smoke, if you don’t mind.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

JamesnounUS /dʒeɪmz/

a Stuart king of Scotland who married a daughter of Henry VII; when England and France went to war in 1513 he invaded England and died in defeat at Flodden (1473-1513)

From this reading “James!”

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading “I’ll smoke, if you don’t mind.

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading CAUGHT “Got some rather bad news for you, I’m afraid,” began Mr. Appleby.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

newsnounUS /nuːz/

information about recent and important events

From this reading CAUGHT “Got some rather bad news for you, I’m afraid,” began Mr. Appleby.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

papersnounUS /ˈpeɪpərz/

writing that provides information (especially information of an official nature)

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

pipenounUS /paɪp/

a tube with a small bowl at one end; used for smoking tobacco

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading CAUGHT “Got some rather bad news for you, I’m afraid,” began Mr. Appleby.

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

sittingnounUS /ˈsɪtɪŋ/

(photography) the act of assuming a certain position (as for a photograph or portrait)

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

smokenounUS /smoʊk/

a cloud of fine particles suspended in a gas

From this reading “I’ll smoke, if you don’t mind.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading CAUGHT “Got some rather bad news for you, I’m afraid,” began Mr. Appleby.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

wallnounUS /wɔːl/

an architectural partition with a height and length greater than its thickness; used to divide or enclose an area or to support another structure

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “I was sitting in my garden a few minutes ago, having a pipe before finishing the rest of my papers, and Wyatt dropped from the wall on to my herbaceous border.”

WyattnounUS /ˈwaɪət/

English architect (1746-1813)

From this reading About Wyatt.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading CAUGHT “Got some rather bad news for you, I’m afraid,” began Mr. Appleby.

Chapter 16 of Mike by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 144 sentences, grouped into 29 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 16 of Mike contain?

Chapter 16 holds 144 sentences of Mike, unabridged, divided into 29 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 16 of Mike by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 144 sentences, grouped into 29 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Holidays
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