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Mike

Chapter XXII · Chapter 22

Chapter 22 of Mike is here in full — 337 sentences across 68 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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PSMITH Jackson,” said Mike.
Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”
The last, for choice,” said Mike, but I’ve only just arrived, so I don’t know.”
The boy--what will he become?
Are you new here, too, then?”
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Mike

Chapter XXII · Chapter 22

Chapter 22 of Mike is here in full — 337 sentences across 68 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/67 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
PSMITHJackson,” said Mike.
Line 2
Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”
/ɑːr juː ðə ˈbʊli ðə praɪd ʌv ðə skuːl ɔːr ðə bɔɪ huː ɪz led əˈstreɪ ənd teɪks tuː drɪŋk ɪn ˈtʃæptər sɪkˈstiːn/
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The last, for choice,” said Mike, “but I’ve only just arrived, so I don’t know.”
Line 4
The boy--what will he become?
Line 5
Are you new here, too, then?”
/ɑːr juː nuː hiːr tuː ðen/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Astray adverb US /əˈstreɪ/

away from the right path or direction

From this reading ““Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?””

Bully noun US /ˈbʊli/

a cruel and brutal fellow

From this reading ““Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?””

Chapter noun US /ˈtʃæptər/

a subdivision of a written work; usually numbered and titled

From this reading ““Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?””

choice noun US /tʃɔɪs/

the person or thing chosen or selected

From this reading ““The last, for choice,” said Mike, “but I’ve only just arrived, so I don’t know.””

Jackson noun US /ˈdʒæksən/

English film actress who later became a member of British Parliament (born in 1936)

From this reading “PSMITH “Jackson,” said Mike.”

Mike noun US /maɪk/

device for converting sound waves into electrical energy

From this reading “PSMITH “Jackson,” said Mike.”

Sixteen adjective US /sɪkˈstiːn/

being one more than fifteen

From this reading ““Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?””

takes noun US /teɪks/

plural of “take” — the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

From this reading ““Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?””

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

Areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

arrivedverbUS /ərˈaɪvd/

past form of “arrive” — reach a destination; arrive by movement or progress

From this reading “The last, for choice,” said Mike, “but I’ve only just arrived, so I don’t know.”

AstrayadverbUS /əˈstreɪ/

away from the right path or direction

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

becomeverbUS /bɪˈkʌm/

enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading “The boy--what will he become?

BoynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

BullynounUS /ˈbʊli/

a cruel and brutal fellow

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “The last, for choice,” said Mike, “but I’ve only just arrived, so I don’t know.”

ChapternounUS /ˈtʃæptər/

a subdivision of a written work; usually numbered and titled

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

choicenounUS /tʃɔɪs/

the person or thing chosen or selected

From this reading “The last, for choice,” said Mike, “but I’ve only just arrived, so I don’t know.”

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “The last, for choice,” said Mike, “but I’ve only just arrived, so I don’t know.”

DrinkverbUS /drɪŋk/

take in liquids

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “The last, for choice,” said Mike, “but I’ve only just arrived, so I don’t know.”

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “The boy--what will he become?

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Are you new here, too, then?”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “The last, for choice,” said Mike, “but I’ve only just arrived, so I don’t know.”

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “The last, for choice,” said Mike, “but I’ve only just arrived, so I don’t know.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

JacksonnounUS /ˈdʒæksən/

English film actress who later became a member of British Parliament (born in 1936)

From this reading PSMITH “Jackson,” said Mike.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading “The last, for choice,” said Mike, “but I’ve only just arrived, so I don’t know.”

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading “The last, for choice,” said Mike, “but I’ve only just arrived, so I don’t know.”

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading “The last, for choice,” said Mike, “but I’ve only just arrived, so I don’t know.”

LednounUS /led/

diode such that light emitted at a p-n junction is proportional to the bias current; color depends on the material used

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

MikenounUS /maɪk/

device for converting sound waves into electrical energy

From this reading PSMITH “Jackson,” said Mike.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Are you new here, too, then?”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading “The last, for choice,” said Mike, “but I’ve only just arrived, so I don’t know.”

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

PridenounUS /praɪd/

a feeling of self-respect and personal worth

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

PSMITH

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading PSMITH “Jackson,” said Mike.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading PSMITH “Jackson,” said Mike.

SchoolnounUS /skuːl/

an educational institution

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

SixteenadjectiveUS /sɪkˈstiːn/

being one more than fifteen

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading “The last, for choice,” said Mike, “but I’ve only just arrived, so I don’t know.”

takesnounUS /teɪks/

plural of “take” — the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Are you new here, too, then?”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading Are you new here, too, then?”

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “The boy--what will he become?

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading “The boy--what will he become?

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?”

Chapter 22 of Mike by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 337 sentences, grouped into 68 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 22 of Mike contain?

Chapter 22 holds 337 sentences of Mike, unabridged, divided into 68 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 22 of Mike by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 337 sentences, grouped into 68 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 22 of Mike?

Work through the 68 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 68 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 22 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 22 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Mike

Common questions about reading Mike by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Mike?

Yes. All 8822 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #7423 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Mike is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #7423, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Mike take to read?

About 600 minutes of reading across 1765 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Mike section by section

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Vocabulary met early in Mike

Words and structures a reader meets early in Mike, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Seeing
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mike; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Holidays
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mike; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Imposing
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mike; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Spectacle
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mike; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.