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Chapter XXIII · Chapter 23

Chapter 23 of Mike is here in full — 176 sentences across 36 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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GUERRILLA WARFARE There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.
This place would have been wasted on Spiller; he would not have appreciated it properly.”
Mike was finishing his tea.
You’re a jolly useful chap to have by you in a crisis, Smith,” he said with approval.
We ought to have known each other before.”
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Mike

Chapter XXIII · Chapter 23

Chapter 23 of Mike is here in full — 176 sentences across 36 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/35 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
GUERRILLA WARFAREThere are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.
Line 2
This place would have been wasted on Spiller; he would not have appreciated it properly.”
/ðɪs pleɪs wʊd hæv bɪn ˈweɪstɪd ɑːn ˈspɪlər hiː wʊd nɑːt hæv əˈpriːʃieɪtɪd ɪt ˈprɑːpərli/
Line 3
Mike was finishing his tea.
/maɪk wɑːz ˈfɪnɪʃɪŋ hɪz tiː/
Line 4
You’re a jolly useful chap to have by you in a crisis, Smith,” he said with approval.
Line 5
We ought to have known each other before.”
/wiː ɔːt tuː hæv noʊn iːtʃ ˈʌðər bɪˈfɔːr/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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commandeered verb US /ˌkɑːmənˈdɪrd/

past form of “commandeer” — take arbitrarily or by force

From this reading “GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.”

guerrilla noun US /ɡərˈɪlə/

a member of an irregular armed force that fights a stronger force by sabotage and harassment

From this reading “GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.”

householder noun US /ˈhaʊshoʊldər/

someone who owns a home

From this reading “GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.”

keener adjective US /ˈkiːnər/

comparative of “keen” — having or demonstrating ability to recognize or draw fine distinctions

From this reading “GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.”

Mike noun US /maɪk/

device for converting sound waves into electrical energy

From this reading “Mike was finishing his tea.”

reflective adjective US /rɪˈflektɪv/

deeply or seriously thoughtful

From this reading “GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.”

Spiller noun US /ˈspɪlər/

an attacker who sheds or spills blood

From this reading “This place would have been wasted on Spiller; he would not have appreciated it properly.””

warfare noun US /ˈwɔːrfer/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading “GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

appreciatedadjectiveUS /əˈpriːʃieɪtɪd/

fully understood or grasped

From this reading This place would have been wasted on Spiller; he would not have appreciated it properly.”

approvalnounUS /əˈpruːvəl/

the formal act of approving

From this reading “You’re a jolly useful chap to have by you in a crisis, Smith,” he said with approval.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading This place would have been wasted on Spiller; he would not have appreciated it properly.”

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading “We ought to have known each other before.”

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading “You’re a jolly useful chap to have by you in a crisis, Smith,” he said with approval.

chapnounUS /tʃæp/

a boy or man

From this reading “You’re a jolly useful chap to have by you in a crisis, Smith,” he said with approval.

commandeeredverbUS /ˌkɑːmənˈdɪrd/

past form of “commandeer” — take arbitrarily or by force

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

crisisnounUS /ˈkraɪsəs/

an unstable situation of extreme danger or difficulty

From this reading “You’re a jolly useful chap to have by you in a crisis, Smith,” he said with approval.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading “We ought to have known each other before.”

favouritenounUS /ˈfeɪvərɪt/

a competitor thought likely to win

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

finishingnounUS /ˈfɪnɪʃɪŋ/

a decorative texture or appearance of a surface (or the substance that gives it that appearance)

From this reading Mike was finishing his tea.

GUERRILLAnounUS /ɡərˈɪlə/

a member of an irregular armed force that fights a stronger force by sabotage and harassment

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading This place would have been wasted on Spiller; he would not have appreciated it properly.”

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

householdernounUS /ˈhaʊshoʊldər/

someone who owns a home

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “You’re a jolly useful chap to have by you in a crisis, Smith,” he said with approval.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading This place would have been wasted on Spiller; he would not have appreciated it properly.”

jollyadjectiveUS /ˈdʒɑːli/

full of or showing high-spirited merriment

From this reading “You’re a jolly useful chap to have by you in a crisis, Smith,” he said with approval.

keeneradjectiveUS /ˈkiːnər/

comparative of “keen” — having or demonstrating ability to recognize or draw fine distinctions

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading “We ought to have known each other before.”

mantelpiecenoun

shelf that projects from wall above fireplace

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

MikenounUS /maɪk/

device for converting sound waves into electrical energy

From this reading Mike was finishing his tea.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading This place would have been wasted on Spiller; he would not have appreciated it properly.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading This place would have been wasted on Spiller; he would not have appreciated it properly.”

one's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading “We ought to have known each other before.”

oughtmodal verbUS /ɔːt/

used with “to” to say what is right or advisable

From this reading “We ought to have known each other before.”

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading This place would have been wasted on Spiller; he would not have appreciated it properly.”

pleasuresnounUS /ˈpleʒərz/

plural of “pleasure” — a fundamental feeling that is hard to define but that people desire to experience

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

positionnounUS /pəˈzɪʃən/

the particular portion of space occupied by something

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

pridenounUS /praɪd/

a feeling of self-respect and personal worth

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

properlyadverbUS /ˈprɑːpərli/

in the right manner; correctly; suitably

From this reading This place would have been wasted on Spiller; he would not have appreciated it properly.”

Psmith

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

reflectiveadjectiveUS /rɪˈflektɪv/

deeply or seriously thoughtful

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

resumedverbUS /rɪˈzuːmd/

past form of “resume” — take up or begin anew

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

roof-tree

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

sittingnounUS /ˈsɪtɪŋ/

(photography) the act of assuming a certain position (as for a photograph or portrait)

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

SmithnounUS /smɪθ/

Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading “You’re a jolly useful chap to have by you in a crisis, Smith,” he said with approval.

SpillernounUS /ˈspɪlər/

an attacker who sheds or spills blood

From this reading This place would have been wasted on Spiller; he would not have appreciated it properly.”

studynounUS /ˈstʌdi/

a detailed critical inspection

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

surveyedverbUS /sərˈveɪd/

past form of “survey” — consider in a comprehensive way

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

teanounUS /tiː/

a beverage made by steeping tea leaves in water

From this reading Mike was finishing his tea.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This place would have been wasted on Spiller; he would not have appreciated it properly.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

usefuladjectiveUS /ˈjuːsfəl/

being of use or service

From this reading “You’re a jolly useful chap to have by you in a crisis, Smith,” he said with approval.

WARFAREnounUS /ˈwɔːrfer/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Mike was finishing his tea.

wastedadjectiveUS /ˈweɪstɪd/

serving no useful purpose; having no excuse for being

From this reading This place would have been wasted on Spiller; he would not have appreciated it properly.”

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading “We ought to have known each other before.”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading GUERRILLA WARFARE “There are few pleasures,” said Psmith, as he resumed his favourite position against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered study with the pride of a householder, “keener to the reflective mind than sitting under one’s own roof-tree.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading This place would have been wasted on Spiller; he would not have appreciated it properly.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “You’re a jolly useful chap to have by you in a crisis, Smith,” he said with approval.

You're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “You’re a jolly useful chap to have by you in a crisis, Smith,” he said with approval.

Chapter 23 of Mike by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 176 sentences, grouped into 36 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Mike

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Seeing
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Holidays
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Imposing
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Spectacle
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