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Mike

Chapter XXVI · Chapter 26

Chapter 26 of Mike is here in full — 318 sentences across 64 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE FIRE BRIGADE MEETING Cricket is the great safety-valve.
If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.
As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.
It was not Wrykyn, but it was a very decent substitute.
The only really considerable element making for discomfort now was Mr. Downing.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Mike

Chapter XXVI · Chapter 26

Chapter 26 of Mike is here in full — 318 sentences across 64 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/63 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THE FIRE BRIGADE MEETING Cricket is the great safety-valve.
Line 2
If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.
/ɪf juː laɪk ðə ɡeɪm ənd ɑːr ɪn ə pəˈzɪʃən tuː pleɪ ɪt æt liːst twaɪs ə wiːk laɪf kæn ˈnevər biː ɪnˈtaɪərli ɡreɪ/
Line 3
As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.
Line 4
It was not Wrykyn, but it was a very decent substitute.
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The only really considerable element making for discomfort now was Mr. Downing.
/ðə ˈoʊnli ˈrɪli kənˈsɪdərəbəl ˈeləmənt ˈmeɪkɪŋ fɔːr dɪˈskʌmfərt naʊ wɑːz ˈmɪstər ˈdaʊnɪŋ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

average adjective US /ˈævərɪdʒ/

approximating the statistical norm or average or expected value

From this reading “As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.”

brigade noun US /brəˈɡeɪd/

army unit smaller than a division

From this reading “THE FIRE BRIGADE MEETING Cricket is the great safety-valve.”

Cricket noun US /ˈkrɪkət/

leaping insect; male makes chirping noises by rubbing the forewings together

From this reading “THE FIRE BRIGADE MEETING Cricket is the great safety-valve.”

discomfort noun US /dɪˈskʌmfərt/

the state of being tense and feeling pain

From this reading “The only really considerable element making for discomfort now was Mr. Downing.”

Downing noun US /ˈdaʊnɪŋ/

United States landscape architect who designed the grounds of the White House and the Capitol Building (1815-1852)

From this reading “The only really considerable element making for discomfort now was Mr. Downing.”

fifties noun US /ˈfɪftiz/

the decade from 1950 to 1959

From this reading “As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.”

Mike noun US /maɪk/

device for converting sound waves into electrical energy

From this reading “As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.”

substitute verb US /ˈsʌbstətuːt/

put in the place of another; switch seemingly equivalent items

From this reading “It was not Wrykyn, but it was a very decent substitute.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

admittedverbUS /ədˈmɪtɪd/

inflected form of “admit” — declare to be true or admit the existence or reality or truth of

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

averageadjectiveUS /ˈævərɪdʒ/

approximating the statistical norm or average or expected value

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

Borlock

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

BRIGADEnounUS /brəˈɡeɪd/

army unit smaller than a division

From this reading THE FIRE BRIGADE MEETING Cricket is the great safety-valve.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading It was not Wrykyn, but it was a very decent substitute.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

considerableadjectiveUS /kənˈsɪdərəbəl/

large or relatively large in number or amount or extent or degree

From this reading The only really considerable element making for discomfort now was Mr. Downing.

CricketnounUS /ˈkrɪkət/

leaping insect; male makes chirping noises by rubbing the forewings together

From this reading THE FIRE BRIGADE MEETING Cricket is the great safety-valve.

decentadjectiveUS /ˈdiːsənt/

socially or conventionally correct; refined or virtuous

From this reading It was not Wrykyn, but it was a very decent substitute.

discomfortnounUS /dɪˈskʌmfərt/

the state of being tense and feeling pain

From this reading The only really considerable element making for discomfort now was Mr. Downing.

DowningnounUS /ˈdaʊnɪŋ/

United States landscape architect who designed the grounds of the White House and the Capitol Building (1815-1852)

From this reading The only really considerable element making for discomfort now was Mr. Downing.

elementnounUS /ˈeləmənt/

an abstract part of something

From this reading The only really considerable element making for discomfort now was Mr. Downing.

enjoyverbUS /ˌenˈdʒɔɪ/

derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

entirelyadverbUS /ɪnˈtaɪərli/

to a complete degree or to the full or entire extent (“whole” is often used informally for “wholly”)

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

fiftiesnounUS /ˈfɪftiz/

the decade from 1950 to 1959

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

FIREverbUS /ˈfaɪər/

start firing a weapon

From this reading THE FIRE BRIGADE MEETING Cricket is the great safety-valve.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

gamenounUS /ɡeɪm/

a contest with rules to determine a winner

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading THE FIRE BRIGADE MEETING Cricket is the great safety-valve.

greyadjectiveUS /ɡreɪ/

of an achromatic color of any lightness intermediate between the extremes of white and black

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading THE FIRE BRIGADE MEETING Cricket is the great safety-valve.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

LowerverbUS /ˈloʊər/

move something or somebody to a lower position

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading The only really considerable element making for discomfort now was Mr. Downing.

MEETINGnounUS /ˈmiːtɪŋ/

a formally arranged gathering

From this reading THE FIRE BRIGADE MEETING Cricket is the great safety-valve.

MikenounUS /maɪk/

device for converting sound waves into electrical energy

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading The only really considerable element making for discomfort now was Mr. Downing.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading The only really considerable element making for discomfort now was Mr. Downing.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading The only really considerable element making for discomfort now was Mr. Downing.

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

positionnounUS /pəˈzɪʃən/

the particular portion of space occupied by something

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

reachedverbUS /riːtʃt/

past form of “reach” — reach a destination, either real or abstract

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading The only really considerable element making for discomfort now was Mr. Downing.

safety-valve

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE FIRE BRIGADE MEETING Cricket is the great safety-valve.

stayedverbUS /steɪd/

past form of “stay” — stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

substituteverbUS /ˈsʌbstətuːt/

put in the place of another; switch seemingly equivalent items

From this reading It was not Wrykyn, but it was a very decent substitute.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE FIRE BRIGADE MEETING Cricket is the great safety-valve.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

twiceadverbUS /twaɪs/

two times

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading It was not Wrykyn, but it was a very decent substitute.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was not Wrykyn, but it was a very decent substitute.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading As time went on, and his average for Lower Borlock reached the fifties and stayed there, Mike began, though he would not have admitted it, to enjoy himself.

Wrykyn

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It was not Wrykyn, but it was a very decent substitute.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading If you like the game, and are in a position to play it at least twice a week, life can never be entirely grey.

Chapter 26 of Mike by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 318 sentences, grouped into 64 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 26 holds 318 sentences of Mike, unabridged, divided into 64 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 26 of Mike by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 318 sentences, grouped into 64 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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