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Chapter XXVII · Chapter 27

Chapter 27 of Mike is here in full — 208 sentences across 42 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.
Only the very self-controlled can refrain from improving the occasion and scoring off the convert.
Most leap at the opportunity.
It was so in Mike’s case.
Mike was not a genuine convert, but to Mr. Downing he had the outward aspect of one.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Mike

Chapter XXVII · Chapter 27

Chapter 27 of Mike is here in full — 208 sentences across 42 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/41 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.
Line 2
Only the very self-controlled can refrain from improving the occasion and scoring off the convert.
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Most leap at the opportunity.
/moʊst liːp æt ðə ˌɑːpərˈtuːnəti/
Line 4
It was so in Mike’s case.
/ɪt wɑːz soʊ ɪn maɪks keɪs/
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Mike was not a genuine convert, but to Mr. Downing he had the outward aspect of one.
/maɪk wɑːz nɑːt ə ˈdʒenjəwən ˈkɑːnvərt bʌt tuː ˈmɪstər ˈdaʊnɪŋ hiː hæd ðə ˈaʊtwərd ˈæspekt ʌv wʌn/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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convert verb US /ˈkɑːnvərt/

change from one system to another or to a new plan or policy

From this reading “THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.”

Downing noun US /ˈdaʊnɪŋ/

United States landscape architect who designed the grounds of the White House and the Capitol Building (1815-1852)

From this reading “THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.”

improving adjective US /ˌɪmˈpruːvɪŋ/

getting higher or more vigorous

From this reading “Only the very self-controlled can refrain from improving the occasion and scoring off the convert.”

Mike noun US /maɪk/

device for converting sound waves into electrical energy

From this reading “It was so in Mike’s case.”

Mike's noun US /maɪks/

possessive form of “mike” — device for converting sound waves into electrical energy

prompts noun US /prɑːmpts/

plural of “prompt” — a cue given to a performer (usually the beginning of the next line to be spoken)

From this reading “THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.”

rub verb US /rʌb/

move over something with pressure

From this reading “THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.”

scoring noun US /ˈskɔːrɪŋ/

evaluation of performance by assigning a grade or score

From this reading “Only the very self-controlled can refrain from improving the occasion and scoring off the convert.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Only the very self-controlled can refrain from improving the occasion and scoring off the convert.

aspectnounUS /ˈæspekt/

a distinct feature or element in a problem

From this reading Mike was not a genuine convert, but to Mr. Downing he had the outward aspect of one.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Most leap at the opportunity.

averageadjectiveUS /ˈævərɪdʒ/

approximating the statistical norm or average or expected value

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Mike was not a genuine convert, but to Mr. Downing he had the outward aspect of one.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Only the very self-controlled can refrain from improving the occasion and scoring off the convert.

casenounUS /keɪs/

an occurrence of something

From this reading It was so in Mike’s case.

convertverbUS /ˈkɑːnvərt/

change from one system to another or to a new plan or policy

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

curiousadjectiveUS /ˈkjʊriəs/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

DowningnounUS /ˈdaʊnɪŋ/

United States landscape architect who designed the grounds of the White House and the Capitol Building (1815-1852)

From this reading Mike was not a genuine convert, but to Mr. Downing he had the outward aspect of one.

DOWNING'S

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Only the very self-controlled can refrain from improving the occasion and scoring off the convert.

genuineadjectiveUS /ˈdʒenjəwən/

not fake or counterfeit

From this reading Mike was not a genuine convert, but to Mr. Downing he had the outward aspect of one.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Mike was not a genuine convert, but to Mr. Downing he had the outward aspect of one.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Mike was not a genuine convert, but to Mr. Downing he had the outward aspect of one.

improvingadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpruːvɪŋ/

getting higher or more vigorous

From this reading Only the very self-controlled can refrain from improving the occasion and scoring off the convert.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

instinctnounUS /ˈɪnstɪŋkt/

inborn pattern of behavior often responsive to specific stimuli

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

leapnounUS /liːp/

a light, self-propelled movement upwards or forwards

From this reading Most leap at the opportunity.

lotnounUS /lɑːt/

(often followed by “of”) a large number or amount or extent

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

MATCHverbUS /mætʃ/

be compatible, similar or consistent; coincide in their characteristics

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

MikenounUS /maɪk/

device for converting sound waves into electrical energy

From this reading Mike was not a genuine convert, but to Mr. Downing he had the outward aspect of one.

Mike'snounUS /maɪks/

possessive form of “mike” — device for converting sound waves into electrical energy

From this reading It was so in Mike’s case.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Mike was not a genuine convert, but to Mr. Downing he had the outward aspect of one.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Mike was not a genuine convert, but to Mr. Downing he had the outward aspect of one.

occasionnounUS /əˈkeɪʒən/

an event that occurs at a critical time

From this reading Only the very self-controlled can refrain from improving the occasion and scoring off the convert.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Only the very self-controlled can refrain from improving the occasion and scoring off the convert.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

OnlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading Only the very self-controlled can refrain from improving the occasion and scoring off the convert.

opportunitynounUS /ˌɑːpərˈtuːnəti/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading Most leap at the opportunity.

outwardadjectiveUS /ˈaʊtwərd/

relating to physical reality rather than with thoughts or the mind

From this reading Mike was not a genuine convert, but to Mr. Downing he had the outward aspect of one.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

promptsnounUS /prɑːmpts/

plural of “prompt” — a cue given to a performer (usually the beginning of the next line to be spoken)

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

refrainverbUS /rɪˈfreɪn/

resist doing something

From this reading Only the very self-controlled can refrain from improving the occasion and scoring off the convert.

rubverbUS /rʌb/

move over something with pressure

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

scoringnounUS /ˈskɔːrɪŋ/

evaluation of performance by assigning a grade or score

From this reading Only the very self-controlled can refrain from improving the occasion and scoring off the convert.

self-controlled

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Only the very self-controlled can refrain from improving the occasion and scoring off the convert.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading It was so in Mike’s case.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

unhappyadjectiveUS /ənˈhæpi/

experiencing or marked by or causing sadness or sorrow or discontent

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Only the very self-controlled can refrain from improving the occasion and scoring off the convert.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was so in Mike’s case.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

WITHprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading THE MATCH WITH DOWNING’S It is the curious instinct which prompts most people to rub a thing in that makes the lot of the average convert an unhappy one.

Chapter 27 of Mike by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 208 sentences, grouped into 42 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 27 holds 208 sentences of Mike, unabridged, divided into 42 reading sections.

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