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Chapter XXXIII · Chapter 33

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THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.
Sherlock Holmes can extract a clue from a wisp of straw or a flake of cigar-ash.
But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.
The average man is a Doctor Watson.
We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Mike

Chapter XXXIII · Chapter 33

Chapter 33 of Mike is here in full — 341 sentences across 69 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/68 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.
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Sherlock Holmes can extract a clue from a wisp of straw or a flake of cigar-ash.
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But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.
/bʌt ˈdɑːktər ˈwɑːtsən hæz ɡɑːt tuː hæv ɪt ˈteɪkən aʊt fɔːr hɪm ənd ˈdʌstɪd ənd ɪɡˈzɪbətəd ˈklɪrli wɪð ə ˈleɪbəl əˈtætʃt/
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The average man is a Doctor Watson.
/ðə ˈævərɪdʒ mæn ɪz ə ˈdɑːktər ˈwɑːtsən/
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We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

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dusted verb US /ˈdʌstɪd/

past form of “dust” — remove the dust from

From this reading “But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.”

flake verb US /fleɪk/

form into flakes

From this reading “Sherlock Holmes can extract a clue from a wisp of straw or a flake of cigar-ash.”

follower noun US /ˈfɑːloʊər/

a person who accepts the leadership of another

From this reading “We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.”

investigator noun US /ˌɪnˈvestəɡeɪtər/

a scientist who devotes himself to doing research

From this reading “We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.”

label verb US /ˈleɪbəl/

assign a label to; designate with a label

From this reading “But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.”

scoff verb US /skɔːf/

laugh at with contempt and derision

From this reading “We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.”

Sherlock noun US /ˈʃɜːrlɑːk/

someone who can be employed as a detective to collect information

From this reading “THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.”

wisp noun US /wɪsp/

a small tuft or lock

From this reading “Sherlock Holmes can extract a clue from a wisp of straw or a flake of cigar-ash.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

attachedadjectiveUS /əˈtætʃt/

being joined in close association

From this reading But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.

averageadjectiveUS /ˈævərɪdʒ/

approximating the statistical norm or average or expected value

From this reading The average man is a Doctor Watson.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Sherlock Holmes can extract a clue from a wisp of straw or a flake of cigar-ash.

cigar-ash

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Sherlock Holmes can extract a clue from a wisp of straw or a flake of cigar-ash.

clearlyadverbUS /ˈklɪrli/

without doubt or question

From this reading But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.

cluenounUS /kluː/

a slight indication

From this reading Sherlock Holmes can extract a clue from a wisp of straw or a flake of cigar-ash.

detectivenounUS /dɪˈtektɪv/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

DoctornounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

dulladjectiveUS /dʌl/

lacking in liveliness or animation

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

dustedverbUS /ˈdʌstɪd/

past form of “dust” — remove the dust from

From this reading But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.

exhibitedverbUS /ɪɡˈzɪbətəd/

past form of “exhibit” — show an attribute, property, knowledge, or skill

From this reading But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.

extentnounUS /ɪkˈstent/

the point or degree to which something extends

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

extractverbUS /ˈekstrækt/

remove, usually with some force or effort; also used in an abstract sense

From this reading Sherlock Holmes can extract a clue from a wisp of straw or a flake of cigar-ash.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

flakeverbUS /fleɪk/

form into flakes

From this reading Sherlock Holmes can extract a clue from a wisp of straw or a flake of cigar-ash.

followernounUS /ˈfɑːloʊər/

a person who accepts the leadership of another

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Sherlock Holmes can extract a clue from a wisp of straw or a flake of cigar-ash.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.

HolmesnounUS /hoʊmz/

a fictitious detective in stories by A. Conan Doyle

From this reading Sherlock Holmes can extract a clue from a wisp of straw or a flake of cigar-ash.

Holmeses

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

humbleadjectiveUS /ˈhʌmbəl/

low or inferior in station or quality

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

investigatornounUS /ˌɪnˈvestəɡeɪtər/

a scientist who devotes himself to doing research

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The average man is a Doctor Watson.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

labelverbUS /ˈleɪbəl/

assign a label to; designate with a label

From this reading But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.

largeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

lucknounUS /lʌk/

your overall circumstances or condition in life (including everything that happens to you)

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The average man is a Doctor Watson.

mannernounUS /ˈmænər/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

opposedadjectiveUS /əˈpoʊzd/

being in opposition or having an opponent

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Sherlock Holmes can extract a clue from a wisp of straw or a flake of cigar-ash.

ourselvespronounUS /aʊərˈselvz/

used when we are both doing the action and receiving it

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.

patronisingadjective

(used of behavior or attitude) characteristic of those who treat others with condescension

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

provincenounUS /ˈprɑːvəns/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

resultnounUS /rɪˈzʌlt/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

scoffverbUS /skɔːf/

laugh at with contempt and derision

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

SherlocknounUS /ˈʃɜːrlɑːk/

someone who can be employed as a detective to collect information

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

SLEUTH-HOUND

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

strawnounUS /strɔː/

plant fiber used e.g. for making baskets and hats or as fodder

From this reading Sherlock Holmes can extract a clue from a wisp of straw or a flake of cigar-ash.

successnounUS /səkˈses/

an event that accomplishes its intended purpose

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

takenadjectiveUS /ˈteɪkən/

understood in a certain way; made sense of

From this reading But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

WatsonnounUS /ˈwɑːtsən/

United States telephone engineer who assisted Alexander Graham Bell in his experiments (1854-1934)

From this reading But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.

Watsons

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

wispnounUS /wɪsp/

a small tuft or lock

From this reading Sherlock Holmes can extract a clue from a wisp of straw or a flake of cigar-ash.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading But Doctor Watson has got to have it taken out for him, and dusted, and exhibited clearly, with a label attached.

wontnounUS /woʊnt/

an established custom

From this reading We are wont to scoff in a patronising manner at that humble follower of the great investigator, but, as a matter of fact, we should have been just as dull ourselves.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading THE SLEUTH-HOUND For the Doctor Watsons of this world, as opposed to the Sherlock Holmeses, success in the province of detective work must always be, to a very large extent, the result of luck.

Chapter 33 of Mike by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 341 sentences, grouped into 69 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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