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Chapter XXXIV · Chapter 34

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THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE The boot became the centre of attraction, the cynosure of all eyes.
Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.
The headmaster looked at it with a mildly puzzled expression.
Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.
Mr. Downing was the first to break the silence.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Mike

Chapter XXXIV · Chapter 34

Chapter 34 of Mike is here in full — 158 sentences across 32 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/31 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE The boot became the centre of attraction, the cynosure of all eyes.
/ðə dɪˈstrɔɪər ʌv ˈevədəns ðə buːt bɪˈkeɪm ðə ˈsentər ʌv əˈtrækʃən ðə ˈsaɪnɔːsɜːr ʌv ɔːl aɪz/
Line 2
Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.
/ˈmɪstər ˈdaʊnɪŋ fɪkst ɪt wɪð ðə ˈpɪrsɪŋ ster ʌv wʌn huː fiːlz ðæt hɪz breɪn ɪz ˈtɑːtərɪŋ/
Line 3
The headmaster looked at it with a mildly puzzled expression.
/ðə ˈhedˈmæstər lʊkt æt ɪt wɪð ə ˈmaɪldli ˈpʌzəld ɪkˈspreʃən/
Line 4
Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.
Line 5
Mr. Downing was the first to break the silence.
/ˈmɪstər ˈdaʊnɪŋ wɑːz ðə fɜːrst tuː breɪk ðə ˈsaɪ.ləns/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

boot noun US /buːt/

footwear that covers the whole foot and lower leg

From this reading “THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE The boot became the centre of attraction, the cynosure of all eyes.”

cynosure noun US /ˈsaɪnɔːsɜːr/

something that provides guidance (as Polaris guides mariners)

From this reading “THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE The boot became the centre of attraction, the cynosure of all eyes.”

destroyer noun US /dɪˈstrɔɪər/

a small fast lightly armored but heavily armed warship

From this reading “THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE The boot became the centre of attraction, the cynosure of all eyes.”

Downing noun US /ˈdaʊnɪŋ/

United States landscape architect who designed the grounds of the White House and the Capitol Building (1815-1852)

From this reading “Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.”

eyeglass noun US /ˈaɪɡlæs/

lens for correcting defective vision in one eye; held in place by facial muscles

From this reading “Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.”

headmaster noun US /ˈhedˈmæstər/

presiding officer of a school

From this reading “The headmaster looked at it with a mildly puzzled expression.”

mildly adverb US /ˈmaɪldli/

to a moderate degree

From this reading “The headmaster looked at it with a mildly puzzled expression.”

tottering adjective US /ˈtɑːtərɪŋ/

unsteady in gait as from infirmity or old age

From this reading “Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The headmaster looked at it with a mildly puzzled expression.

affectionateadjectiveUS /əˈfekʃənət/

having or displaying warmth or affection

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE The boot became the centre of attraction, the cynosure of all eyes.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The headmaster looked at it with a mildly puzzled expression.

attractionnounUS /əˈtrækʃən/

the force by which one object attracts another

From this reading THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE The boot became the centre of attraction, the cynosure of all eyes.

becameverbUS /bɪˈkeɪm/

inflected form of “become” — enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE The boot became the centre of attraction, the cynosure of all eyes.

bootnounUS /buːt/

footwear that covers the whole foot and lower leg

From this reading THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE The boot became the centre of attraction, the cynosure of all eyes.

brainnounUS /breɪn/

that part of the central nervous system that includes all the higher nervous centers; enclosed within the skull; continuous with the spinal cord

From this reading Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.

breakverbUS /breɪk/

terminate

From this reading Mr. Downing was the first to break the silence.

centrenounUS /ˈsentər/

a low-lying region in central France

From this reading THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE The boot became the centre of attraction, the cynosure of all eyes.

cynosurenounUS /ˈsaɪnɔːsɜːr/

something that provides guidance (as Polaris guides mariners)

From this reading THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE The boot became the centre of attraction, the cynosure of all eyes.

DESTROYERnounUS /dɪˈstrɔɪər/

a small fast lightly armored but heavily armed warship

From this reading THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE The boot became the centre of attraction, the cynosure of all eyes.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

DowningnounUS /ˈdaʊnɪŋ/

United States landscape architect who designed the grounds of the White House and the Capitol Building (1815-1852)

From this reading Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.

EVIDENCEnounUS /ˈevədəns/

your basis for belief or disbelief; knowledge on which to base belief

From this reading THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE The boot became the centre of attraction, the cynosure of all eyes.

expressionnounUS /ɪkˈspreʃən/

the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading The headmaster looked at it with a mildly puzzled expression.

eyeglassnounUS /ˈaɪɡlæs/

lens for correcting defective vision in one eye; held in place by facial muscles

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE The boot became the centre of attraction, the cynosure of all eyes.

feelsnounUS /fiːlz/

plural of “feel” — an intuitive awareness

From this reading Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading Mr. Downing was the first to break the silence.

fixedadjectiveUS /fɪkst/

(of a number) having a fixed and unchanging value

From this reading Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

gazedverbUS /ɡeɪzd/

past form of “gaze” — look at with fixed eyes

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

headmasternounUS /ˈhedˈmæstər/

presiding officer of a school

From this reading The headmaster looked at it with a mildly puzzled expression.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

interestnounUS /ˈɪntrəst/

a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading The headmaster looked at it with a mildly puzzled expression.

mildlyadverbUS /ˈmaɪldli/

to a moderate degree

From this reading The headmaster looked at it with a mildly puzzled expression.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE The boot became the centre of attraction, the cynosure of all eyes.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.

piercingadjectiveUS /ˈpɪrsɪŋ/

having or demonstrating ability to recognize or draw fine distinctions

From this reading Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.

Psmith

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

puttingnounUS /ˈpʌtɪŋ/

hitting a golf ball that is on the green using a putter

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

puzzledadjectiveUS /ˈpʌzəld/

filled with bewilderment

From this reading The headmaster looked at it with a mildly puzzled expression.

silencenounUS /ˈsaɪ.ləns/

Complete absence of sound; a state of quietness and stillness.

From this reading Mr. Downing was the first to break the silence.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

stareverbUS /ster/

look at with fixed eyes

From this reading Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE The boot became the centre of attraction, the cynosure of all eyes.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

totteringadjectiveUS /ˈtɑːtərɪŋ/

unsteady in gait as from infirmity or old age

From this reading Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.

tricknounUS /trɪk/

a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

waitingnounUS /ˈweɪtɪŋ/

the act of waiting (remaining inactive in one place while expecting something)

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Mr. Downing was the first to break the silence.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Psmith, putting up his eyeglass, gazed at it with a sort of affectionate interest, as if he were waiting for it to do a trick of some kind.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Mr. Downing fixed it with the piercing stare of one who feels that his brain is tottering.

Chapter 34 of Mike by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 158 sentences, grouped into 32 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Mike

Words and structures a reader meets early in Mike, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Seeing
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Holidays
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Imposing
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Spectacle
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