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Mike and Psmith

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"Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.
If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.
I think with a little care we ought to be able to make this room quite decently comfortable.
That putrid calendar must come down, though.
Do you think you could make a long arm, and haul it off the parent tintack?
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Mike and Psmith

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Mike and Psmith is here in full — 400 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.
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If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.
/ɪf juː liːv ə ˈstʌdi dɔːr ənˈlɑːkt ɪn ðiːz ˈstrenjuːəs taɪmz ðə fɜːrst θɪŋ juː noʊ ɪz ˈsʌmbɑːdi kʌmz raɪt ɪn sɪts daʊn ənd bɪˈɡɪnz tuː tɔːk əˈbaʊt hɪmˈself/
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I think with a little care we ought to be able to make this room quite decently comfortable.
/aɪ θɪŋk wɪð ə ˈlɪtəl ker wiː ɔːt tuː biː ˈeɪbəl tuː meɪk ðɪs ruːm kwaɪt ˈdiːsəntli ˈkʌmfərtəbəl/
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That putrid calendar must come down, though.
/ðæt ˈpjuːtrɪd ˈkæləndər mʌst kʌm daʊn ðoʊ/
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Do you think you could make a long arm, and haul it off the parent tintack?

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

calendar noun US /ˈkæləndər/

a system of timekeeping that defines the beginning and length and divisions of the year

From this reading “That putrid calendar must come down, though.”

decently adverb US /ˈdiːsəntli/

in a decent manner

From this reading “I think with a little care we ought to be able to make this room quite decently comfortable.”

haul verb US /hɔːl/

draw slowly or heavily

From this reading “Do you think you could make a long arm, and haul it off the parent tintack?”

Mike noun US /maɪk/

device for converting sound waves into electrical energy

From this reading “"Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.”

Privacy noun US /ˈpraɪvəsi/

the quality of being secluded from the presence or view of others

From this reading “"Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.”

publicity noun US /pəˈblɪsəti/

a message issued in behalf of some product or cause or idea or person or institution

From this reading “"Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.”

putrid adjective US /ˈpjuːtrɪd/

of or relating to or attended by putrefaction

From this reading “That putrid calendar must come down, though.”

strenuous adjective US /ˈstrenjuːəs/

characterized by or performed with much energy or force

From this reading “If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

ableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəl/

(usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading I think with a little care we ought to be able to make this room quite decently comfortable.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

agenounUS /eɪdʒ/

how long something has existed

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

armnounUS /ɑːrm/

a human limb; technically the part of the superior limb between the shoulder and the elbow but commonly used to refer to the whole superior limb

From this reading Do you think you could make a long arm, and haul it off the parent tintack?

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I think with a little care we ought to be able to make this room quite decently comfortable.

beginsnounUS /bɪˈɡɪnz/

plural of “begin” — Israeli statesman (born in Russia) who (as prime minister of Israel) negotiated a peace treaty with Anwar Sadat (then the president of Egypt) (1913-1992)

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

calendarnounUS /ˈkæləndər/

a system of timekeeping that defines the beginning and length and divisions of the year

From this reading That putrid calendar must come down, though.

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading I think with a little care we ought to be able to make this room quite decently comfortable.

chieflyadverbUS /ˈtʃiːfli/

for the most part

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading That putrid calendar must come down, though.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

comfortableadjectiveUS /ˈkʌmfərtəbəl/

providing or experiencing physical well-being or relief (“comfy” is informal)

From this reading I think with a little care we ought to be able to make this room quite decently comfortable.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Do you think you could make a long arm, and haul it off the parent tintack?

decentlyadverbUS /ˈdiːsəntli/

in a decent manner

From this reading I think with a little care we ought to be able to make this room quite decently comfortable.

Doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Do you think you could make a long arm, and haul it off the parent tintack?

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

gasnounUS /ɡæs/

the state of matter distinguished from the solid and liquid states by: relatively low density and viscosity

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

haulverbUS /hɔːl/

draw slowly or heavily

From this reading Do you think you could make a long arm, and haul it off the parent tintack?

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I think with a little care we ought to be able to make this room quite decently comfortable.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Do you think you could make a long arm, and haul it off the parent tintack?

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

leaveverbUS /liːv/

go away from a place

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading I think with a little care we ought to be able to make this room quite decently comfortable.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading Do you think you could make a long arm, and haul it off the parent tintack?

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading I think with a little care we ought to be able to make this room quite decently comfortable.

MikenounUS /maɪk/

device for converting sound waves into electrical energy

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading That putrid calendar must come down, though.

neednounUS /niːd/

a condition requiring relief

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Do you think you could make a long arm, and haul it off the parent tintack?

oughtmodal verbUS /ɔːt/

used with “to” to say what is right or advisable

From this reading I think with a little care we ought to be able to make this room quite decently comfortable.

parentnounUS /ˈperənt/

a father or mother; one who begets or one who gives birth to or nurtures and raises a child; a relative who plays the role of guardian

From this reading Do you think you could make a long arm, and haul it off the parent tintack?

PrivacynounUS /ˈpraɪvəsi/

the quality of being secluded from the presence or view of others

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

Psmith

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From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

publicitynounUS /pəˈblɪsəti/

a message issued in behalf of some product or cause or idea or person or institution

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

putridadjectiveUS /ˈpjuːtrɪd/

of or relating to or attended by putrefaction

From this reading That putrid calendar must come down, though.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading I think with a little care we ought to be able to make this room quite decently comfortable.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

ringverbUS /rɪŋ/

sound loudly and sonorously

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading I think with a little care we ought to be able to make this room quite decently comfortable.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

sitsverbUS /sɪts/

third-person singular of “sit” — be seated

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

somebodypronounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

strenuousadjectiveUS /ˈstrenjuːəs/

characterized by or performed with much energy or force

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

studynounUS /ˈstʌdi/

a detailed critical inspection

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

talkverbUS /tɔːk/

exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading That putrid calendar must come down, though.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading I think with a little care we ought to be able to make this room quite decently comfortable.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading That putrid calendar must come down, though.

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

tintacknoun

tack or small nail of tinned iron

From this reading Do you think you could make a long arm, and haul it off the parent tintack?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

unlockedadjectiveUS /ənˈlɑːkt/

not firmly fastened or secured

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

watchedverbUS /wɑːtʃt/

past form of “watch” — look attentively

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "Privacy," said Psmith, as he watched Mike light the gas ring, "is what we chiefly need in this age of publicity.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I think with a little care we ought to be able to make this room quite decently comfortable.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading If you leave a study door unlocked in these strenuous times, the first thing you know is, somebody comes right in, sits down, and begins to talk about himself.

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