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Mike and Psmith

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of Mike and Psmith is here in full — 405 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.
ON THE TRAIL AGAIN The most massive minds are apt to forget things at times.
The most adroit plotters make their little mistakes.
Psmith was no exception to the rule.
He made the mistake of not telling Mike of the afternoon's happenings.
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Mike and Psmith

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of Mike and Psmith is here in full — 405 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.
Line 2
ON THE TRAIL AGAIN The most massive minds are apt to forget things at times.
/ɑːn ðə treɪl əˈɡen ðə moʊst ˈmæsɪv maɪndz ɑːr æpt tuː fərˈɡet θɪŋz æt taɪmz/
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The most adroit plotters make their little mistakes.
/ðə moʊst əˈdrɔɪt ˈplɑːtərz meɪk ðer ˈlɪtəl mɪˈsteɪks/
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Psmith was no exception to the rule.
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He made the mistake of not telling Mike of the afternoon's happenings.
/hiː meɪd ðə mɪˈsteɪk ʌv nɑːt ˈtelɪŋ maɪk ʌv ðə ˌæftərˈnuːnz ˈhæpənɪŋz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

adroit adjective US /əˈdrɔɪt/

quick or skillful or adept in action or thought

From this reading “The most adroit plotters make their little mistakes.”

afternoon's noun US /ˌæftərˈnuːnz/

possessive form of “afternoon” — the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading “He made the mistake of not telling Mike of the afternoon's happenings.”

bathroom noun US /ˈbæθruːm/

a room (as in a residence) containing a bathtub or shower and usually a washbasin and toilet

From this reading “Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.”

happenings noun US /ˈhæpənɪŋz/

plural of “happening” — an event that happens

From this reading “He made the mistake of not telling Mike of the afternoon's happenings.”

massive adjective US /ˈmæsɪv/

imposing in size or bulk or solidity

From this reading “ON THE TRAIL AGAIN The most massive minds are apt to forget things at times.”

Mike noun US /maɪk/

device for converting sound waves into electrical energy

From this reading “He made the mistake of not telling Mike of the afternoon's happenings.”

mistakes noun US /mɪˈsteɪks/

plural of “mistake” — a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading “The most adroit plotters make their little mistakes.”

plotters noun US /ˈplɑːtərz/

plural of “plotter” — a planner who draws up a personal scheme of action

From this reading “The most adroit plotters make their little mistakes.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

adroitadjectiveUS /əˈdrɔɪt/

quick or skillful or adept in action or thought

From this reading The most adroit plotters make their little mistakes.

afternoon'snounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːnz/

possessive form of “afternoon” — the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading He made the mistake of not telling Mike of the afternoon's happenings.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

aptadjectiveUS /æpt/

(usually followed by “to”) naturally disposed toward

From this reading ON THE TRAIL AGAIN The most massive minds are apt to forget things at times.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading ON THE TRAIL AGAIN The most massive minds are apt to forget things at times.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading ON THE TRAIL AGAIN The most massive minds are apt to forget things at times.

bathroomnounUS /ˈbæθruːm/

a room (as in a residence) containing a bathtub or shower and usually a washbasin and toilet

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

day'snounUS /deɪz/

possessive form of “day” — time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

exceptionnounUS /ɪkˈsepʃən/

a deliberate act of omission

From this reading Psmith was no exception to the rule.

feelingnounUS /ˈfiːlɪŋ/

the experiencing of affective and emotional states

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

forgetverbUS /fərˈɡet/

dismiss from the mind; stop remembering

From this reading ON THE TRAIL AGAIN The most massive minds are apt to forget things at times.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

happeningsnounUS /ˈhæpənɪŋz/

plural of “happening” — an event that happens

From this reading He made the mistake of not telling Mike of the afternoon's happenings.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading The most adroit plotters make their little mistakes.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading He made the mistake of not telling Mike of the afternoon's happenings.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading The most adroit plotters make their little mistakes.

massiveadjectiveUS /ˈmæsɪv/

imposing in size or bulk or solidity

From this reading ON THE TRAIL AGAIN The most massive minds are apt to forget things at times.

MikenounUS /maɪk/

device for converting sound waves into electrical energy

From this reading He made the mistake of not telling Mike of the afternoon's happenings.

mindsnounUS /maɪndz/

plural of “mind” — that which is responsible for one's thoughts, feelings, and conscious brain functions; the seat of the faculty of reason

From this reading ON THE TRAIL AGAIN The most massive minds are apt to forget things at times.

mistakenounUS /mɪˈsteɪk/

a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading He made the mistake of not telling Mike of the afternoon's happenings.

mistakesnounUS /mɪˈsteɪks/

plural of “mistake” — a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading The most adroit plotters make their little mistakes.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading ON THE TRAIL AGAIN The most massive minds are apt to forget things at times.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Psmith was no exception to the rule.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading He made the mistake of not telling Mike of the afternoon's happenings.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading He made the mistake of not telling Mike of the afternoon's happenings.

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading ON THE TRAIL AGAIN The most massive minds are apt to forget things at times.

plottersnounUS /ˈplɑːtərz/

plural of “plotter” — a planner who draws up a personal scheme of action

From this reading The most adroit plotters make their little mistakes.

Psmith

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

rulenounUS /ruːl/

a principle or condition that customarily governs behavior

From this reading Psmith was no exception to the rule.

tellingadjectiveUS /ˈtelɪŋ/

disclosing unintentionally something concealed

From this reading He made the mistake of not telling Mike of the afternoon's happenings.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading The most adroit plotters make their little mistakes.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading ON THE TRAIL AGAIN The most massive minds are apt to forget things at times.

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading ON THE TRAIL AGAIN The most massive minds are apt to forget things at times.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

TRAILnounUS /treɪl/

a track or mark left by something that has passed

From this reading ON THE TRAIL AGAIN The most massive minds are apt to forget things at times.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Psmith was no exception to the rule.

washverbUS /wɑːʃ/

clean with some chemical process

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading Psmith went to the bathroom to wash his hands again, with the feeling that he had done a good day's work.

Chapter 9 of Mike and Psmith by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 405 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 9 holds 405 sentences of Mike and Psmith, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 9 of Mike and Psmith by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 405 sentences, grouped into 81 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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