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Mimsy's Joke

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Mimsy's Joke is here in full — 270 sentences across 54 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Nance smiled foolishly.
The long trip back to Earth from Mars wouldn't be at all dull.
It might well be one long delicious chuckle over a great, grim and incredible joke.
And wouldn't Nance's little cocker spaniel appreciate it most of all?
He was lying in the grass and his cute little cocker spaniel was nibbling on his ear when the message came.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Mimsy's Joke

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Mimsy's Joke is here in full — 270 sentences across 54 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/54 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Nance smiled foolishly.
/næns smaɪld ˈfuːlɪʃli/
Line 2
The long trip back to Earth from Mars wouldn't be at all dull.
Line 3
It might well be one long delicious chuckle over a great, grim and incredible joke.
/ɪt maɪt wel biː wʌn lɔːŋ dɪˈlɪʃəs ˈtʃʌkəl ˈoʊvər ə ɡreɪt ɡrɪm ənd ˌɪnˈkredəbəl dʒoʊk/
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And wouldn't Nance's little cocker spaniel appreciate it most of all?
Line 5
He was lying in the grass and his cute little cocker spaniel was nibbling on his ear when the message came.
/hiː wɑːz ˈlaɪɪŋ ɪn ðə ɡræs ənd hɪz kjuːt ˈlɪtəl ˈkɑːkər ˈspænjəl wɑːz ˈnɪbəlɪŋ ɑːn hɪz iːr wen ðə ˈmesədʒ keɪm/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

chuckle noun US /ˈtʃʌkəl/

a soft partly suppressed laugh

From this reading “It might well be one long delicious chuckle over a great, grim and incredible joke.”

cocker noun US /ˈkɑːkər/

a small breed with wavy silky hair; originally developed in England

From this reading “And wouldn't Nance's little cocker spaniel appreciate it most of all?”

cute adjective US /kjuːt/

attractive especially by means of smallness or prettiness or quaintness

From this reading “He was lying in the grass and his cute little cocker spaniel was nibbling on his ear when the message came.”

foolishly adverb US /ˈfuːlɪʃli/

without good sense or judgment

From this reading “Nance smiled foolishly.”

Mars noun US /mɑːrz/

a small reddish planet that is the 4th from the sun and is periodically visible to the naked eye; minerals rich in iron cover its surface and are responsible for its characteristic color

From this reading “The long trip back to Earth from Mars wouldn't be at all dull.”

Nance noun US /næns/

offensive term for a homosexual man

From this reading “Nance smiled foolishly.”

nibbling verb US /ˈnɪbəlɪŋ/

-ing form of “nibble” — bite off very small pieces

From this reading “He was lying in the grass and his cute little cocker spaniel was nibbling on his ear when the message came.”

spaniel noun US /ˈspænjəl/

any of several breeds of small to medium-sized gun dogs with a long silky coat and long frilled ears

From this reading “And wouldn't Nance's little cocker spaniel appreciate it most of all?”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It might well be one long delicious chuckle over a great, grim and incredible joke.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading The long trip back to Earth from Mars wouldn't be at all dull.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It might well be one long delicious chuckle over a great, grim and incredible joke.

appreciateverbUS /əˈpriːʃieɪt/

recognize with gratitude; be grateful for

From this reading And wouldn't Nance's little cocker spaniel appreciate it most of all?

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The long trip back to Earth from Mars wouldn't be at all dull.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading The long trip back to Earth from Mars wouldn't be at all dull.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading The long trip back to Earth from Mars wouldn't be at all dull.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading He was lying in the grass and his cute little cocker spaniel was nibbling on his ear when the message came.

chucklenounUS /ˈtʃʌkəl/

a soft partly suppressed laugh

From this reading It might well be one long delicious chuckle over a great, grim and incredible joke.

cockernounUS /ˈkɑːkər/

a small breed with wavy silky hair; originally developed in England

From this reading And wouldn't Nance's little cocker spaniel appreciate it most of all?

cuteadjectiveUS /kjuːt/

attractive especially by means of smallness or prettiness or quaintness

From this reading He was lying in the grass and his cute little cocker spaniel was nibbling on his ear when the message came.

deliciousadjectiveUS /dɪˈlɪʃəs/

greatly pleasing or entertaining

From this reading It might well be one long delicious chuckle over a great, grim and incredible joke.

dulladjectiveUS /dʌl/

lacking in liveliness or animation

From this reading The long trip back to Earth from Mars wouldn't be at all dull.

earnounUS /iːr/

the sense organ for hearing and equilibrium

From this reading He was lying in the grass and his cute little cocker spaniel was nibbling on his ear when the message came.

EarthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading The long trip back to Earth from Mars wouldn't be at all dull.

foolishlyadverbUS /ˈfuːlɪʃli/

without good sense or judgment

From this reading Nance smiled foolishly.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The long trip back to Earth from Mars wouldn't be at all dull.

grassverbUS /ɡræs/

shoot down, of birds

From this reading He was lying in the grass and his cute little cocker spaniel was nibbling on his ear when the message came.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading It might well be one long delicious chuckle over a great, grim and incredible joke.

grimadjectiveUS /ɡrɪm/

not to be placated or appeased or moved by entreaty

From this reading It might well be one long delicious chuckle over a great, grim and incredible joke.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He was lying in the grass and his cute little cocker spaniel was nibbling on his ear when the message came.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He was lying in the grass and his cute little cocker spaniel was nibbling on his ear when the message came.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading He was lying in the grass and his cute little cocker spaniel was nibbling on his ear when the message came.

incredibleadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈkredəbəl/

beyond belief or understanding

From this reading It might well be one long delicious chuckle over a great, grim and incredible joke.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It might well be one long delicious chuckle over a great, grim and incredible joke.

jokenounUS /dʒoʊk/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading It might well be one long delicious chuckle over a great, grim and incredible joke.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading And wouldn't Nance's little cocker spaniel appreciate it most of all?

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading The long trip back to Earth from Mars wouldn't be at all dull.

lyingnounUS /ˈlaɪɪŋ/

the deliberate act of deviating from the truth

From this reading He was lying in the grass and his cute little cocker spaniel was nibbling on his ear when the message came.

MarsnounUS /mɑːrz/

a small reddish planet that is the 4th from the sun and is periodically visible to the naked eye; minerals rich in iron cover its surface and are responsible for its characteristic color

From this reading The long trip back to Earth from Mars wouldn't be at all dull.

messagenounUS /ˈmesədʒ/

a communication (usually brief) that is written or spoken or signaled

From this reading He was lying in the grass and his cute little cocker spaniel was nibbling on his ear when the message came.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading It might well be one long delicious chuckle over a great, grim and incredible joke.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading And wouldn't Nance's little cocker spaniel appreciate it most of all?

NancenounUS /næns/

offensive term for a homosexual man

From this reading Nance smiled foolishly.

Nance's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And wouldn't Nance's little cocker spaniel appreciate it most of all?

nibblingverbUS /ˈnɪbəlɪŋ/

-ing form of “nibble” — bite off very small pieces

From this reading He was lying in the grass and his cute little cocker spaniel was nibbling on his ear when the message came.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading And wouldn't Nance's little cocker spaniel appreciate it most of all?

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading He was lying in the grass and his cute little cocker spaniel was nibbling on his ear when the message came.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading It might well be one long delicious chuckle over a great, grim and incredible joke.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading It might well be one long delicious chuckle over a great, grim and incredible joke.

smiledverbUS /smaɪld/

past form of “smile” — change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading Nance smiled foolishly.

spanielnounUS /ˈspænjəl/

any of several breeds of small to medium-sized gun dogs with a long silky coat and long frilled ears

From this reading And wouldn't Nance's little cocker spaniel appreciate it most of all?

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The long trip back to Earth from Mars wouldn't be at all dull.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The long trip back to Earth from Mars wouldn't be at all dull.

tripnounUS /trɪp/

a journey for some purpose (usually including the return)

From this reading The long trip back to Earth from Mars wouldn't be at all dull.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He was lying in the grass and his cute little cocker spaniel was nibbling on his ear when the message came.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading It might well be one long delicious chuckle over a great, grim and incredible joke.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading He was lying in the grass and his cute little cocker spaniel was nibbling on his ear when the message came.

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The long trip back to Earth from Mars wouldn't be at all dull.

Chapter 1 of Mimsy's Joke by Millard Grimes holds 270 sentences, grouped into 54 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Mimsy's Joke contain?

Chapter 1 holds 270 sentences of Mimsy's Joke, unabridged, divided into 54 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Mimsy's Joke by Millard Grimes exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 270 sentences, grouped into 54 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Vocabulary met early in Mimsy's Joke

Words and structures a reader meets early in Mimsy's Joke, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Nance
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mimsy's Joke; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Smiled
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mimsy's Joke; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Foolishly
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Earth
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Mimsy's Joke; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.