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Mince Pie

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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F.M. AND L.J.M.
This book is intended to be read in bed.
Please do not attempt to read it anywhere else.
In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.
If the bed is a double bed, buy two.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Mince Pie

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Mince Pie is here in full — 1399 sentences across 280 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/279 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
F.M. AND L.J.M.
Line 2
This book is intended to be read in bed.
/ðɪs bʊk ɪz ˌɪnˈtendɪd tuː biː red ɪn bed/
Line 3
Please do not attempt to read it anywhere else.
Line 4
In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.
/ɪn ˈɔːrdər tuː əbˈteɪn ðə best rɪˈzʌlts fɔːr ɔːl kənˈsɜːrnd duː nɑːt red ə ˈbɑːroʊd ˈkɑːpi bʌt baɪ wʌn/
Line 5
If the bed is a double bed, buy two.
/ɪf ðə bed ɪz ə ˈdʌbəl bed baɪ tuː/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

anywhere adverb US /ˈeniwer/

at or in or to any place

From this reading “Please do not attempt to read it anywhere else.”

borrowed verb US /ˈbɑːroʊd/

past form of “borrow” — get temporarily

From this reading “In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.”

concerned adjective US /kənˈsɜːrnd/

feeling or showing worry or solicitude

From this reading “In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.”

copy noun US /ˈkɑːpi/

a reproduction of a written record (e.g. of a legal or school record)

From this reading “In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.”

double verb US /ˈdʌbəl/

increase twofold

From this reading “If the bed is a double bed, buy two.”

intended adjective US /ˌɪnˈtendɪd/

resulting from one's intentions

From this reading “This book is intended to be read in bed.”

obtain verb US /əbˈteɪn/

come into possession of

From this reading “In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.”

results noun US /rɪˈzʌlts/

plural of “result” — a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading “In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading F.M. AND L.J.M.

anywhereadverbUS /ˈeniwer/

at or in or to any place

From this reading Please do not attempt to read it anywhere else.

attemptnounUS /əˈtempt/

earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading Please do not attempt to read it anywhere else.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading This book is intended to be read in bed.

bednounUS /bed/

a piece of furniture that provides a place to sleep

From this reading This book is intended to be read in bed.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading This book is intended to be read in bed.

borrowedverbUS /ˈbɑːroʊd/

past form of “borrow” — get temporarily

From this reading In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.

buyverbUS /baɪ/

obtain by purchase; acquire by means of a financial transaction

From this reading In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.

concernedadjectiveUS /kənˈsɜːrnd/

feeling or showing worry or solicitude

From this reading In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.

copynounUS /ˈkɑːpi/

a reproduction of a written record (e.g. of a legal or school record)

From this reading In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Please do not attempt to read it anywhere else.

doubleverbUS /ˈdʌbəl/

increase twofold

From this reading If the bed is a double bed, buy two.

else

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Please do not attempt to read it anywhere else.

FnounUS /ef/

a degree on the Fahrenheit scale of temperature

From this reading F.M. AND L.J.M.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If the bed is a double bed, buy two.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading This book is intended to be read in bed.

intendedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈtendɪd/

resulting from one's intentions

From this reading This book is intended to be read in bed.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading This book is intended to be read in bed.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Please do not attempt to read it anywhere else.

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading F.M. AND L.J.M.

LnounUS /el/

a metric unit of capacity, formerly defined as the volume of one kilogram of pure water under standard conditions; now equal to 1,000 cubic centimeters (or approximately 1.75 pints)

From this reading F.M. AND L.J.M.

MnounUS /em/

the basic unit of length adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites (approximately 1.094 yards)

From this reading F.M. AND L.J.M.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Please do not attempt to read it anywhere else.

obtainverbUS /əbˈteɪn/

come into possession of

From this reading In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.

ordernounUS /ˈɔːrdər/

(often plural) a command given by a superior (e.g., a military or law enforcement officer) that must be obeyed

From this reading In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.

PleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading Please do not attempt to read it anywhere else.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading This book is intended to be read in bed.

resultsnounUS /rɪˈzʌlts/

plural of “result” — a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This book is intended to be read in bed.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading This book is intended to be read in bed.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading If the bed is a double bed, buy two.

Chapter 1 of Mince Pie by Christopher Morley holds 1399 sentences, grouped into 280 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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