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Miscellaneous Aphorisms

Chapter II

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What do you call a bad man?
The sort of man who admires innocence.
What do you call a bad woman?
Oh! the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.
One can resist everything except temptation.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Miscellaneous Aphorisms

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Miscellaneous Aphorisms is here in full — 425 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/85 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
What do you call a bad man?
/wʌt duː juː kɔːl ə bæd mæn/
Line 2
The sort of man who admires innocence.
/ðə sɔːrt ʌv mæn huː ædˈmaɪrz ˈɪnəsəns/
Line 3
What do you call a bad woman?
/wʌt duː juː kɔːl ə bæd ˈwʊmən/
Line 4
Oh! the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.
/oʊ ðə sɔːrt ʌv ˈwʊmən ə mæn ˈnevər ɡets ˈtaɪərd ʌv/
Line 5
One can resist everything except temptation.
/wʌn kæn rɪˈzɪst ˈevriθɪŋ ɪkˈsept temˈteɪʃən/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

admires verb US /ædˈmaɪrz/

third-person singular of “admire” — feel admiration for

From this reading “The sort of man who admires innocence.”

bad adjective US /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading “What do you call a bad man?”

except preposition US /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading “One can resist everything except temptation.”

gets noun US /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading “Oh! the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.”

innocence noun US /ˈɪnəsəns/

the quality of innocent naivete

From this reading “The sort of man who admires innocence.”

resist verb US /rɪˈzɪst/

elude, especially in a baffling way

From this reading “One can resist everything except temptation.”

temptation noun US /temˈteɪʃən/

something that seduces or has the quality to seduce

From this reading “One can resist everything except temptation.”

tired adjective US /ˈtaɪərd/

depleted of strength or energy

From this reading “Oh! the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

gets tired verb + adjective counted as “get tired”

In this reading “Oh! the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.”

bad man adjective + noun

In this reading “What do you call a bad man?”

All words in this reading · 24

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading What do you call a bad man?

admiresverbUS /ædˈmaɪrz/

third-person singular of “admire” — feel admiration for

From this reading The sort of man who admires innocence.

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading What do you call a bad man?

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading What do you call a bad man?

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading One can resist everything except temptation.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading What do you call a bad man?

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading One can resist everything except temptation.

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading One can resist everything except temptation.

getsnounUS /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading Oh! the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.

innocencenounUS /ˈɪnəsəns/

the quality of innocent naivete

From this reading The sort of man who admires innocence.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading What do you call a bad man?

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Oh! the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The sort of man who admires innocence.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading Oh! the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading One can resist everything except temptation.

resistverbUS /rɪˈzɪst/

elude, especially in a baffling way

From this reading One can resist everything except temptation.

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading The sort of man who admires innocence.

temptationnounUS /temˈteɪʃən/

something that seduces or has the quality to seduce

From this reading One can resist everything except temptation.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The sort of man who admires innocence.

tiredadjectiveUS /ˈtaɪərd/

depleted of strength or energy

From this reading Oh! the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What do you call a bad man?

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The sort of man who admires innocence.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading What do you call a bad woman?

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading What do you call a bad man?

Chapter 2 of Miscellaneous Aphorisms by Oscar Wilde holds 425 sentences, grouped into 85 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Miscellaneous Aphorisms contain?

Chapter 2 holds 425 sentences of Miscellaneous Aphorisms, unabridged, divided into 85 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Miscellaneous Aphorisms by Oscar Wilde exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 425 sentences, grouped into 85 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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