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Miscellaneous Aphorisms

Chapter III

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I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal.
It was the most premature definition ever given.
Man is many things, but he is not rational.
Thought and language are to the artist instruments of an art.
To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.
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Miscellaneous Aphorisms

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Miscellaneous Aphorisms is here in full — 424 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal.
/aɪ ˈwʌndər huː ɪt wɑːz dɪˈfaɪnd mæn æz ə ˈræʃ.ən.əl ˈænəməl/
Line 2
It was the most premature definition ever given.
/ɪt wɑːz ðə moʊst ˌpriːməˈtʃʊr ˌdefəˈnɪʃən ˈevər ˈɡɪvən/
Line 3
Man is many things, but he is not rational.
/mæn ɪz ˈmeni θɪŋz bʌt hiː ɪz nɑːt ˈræʃ.ən.əl/
Line 4
Thought and language are to the artist instruments of an art.
/θɔːt ənd ˈlæŋɡwədʒ ɑːr tuː ðə ˈɑːrtəst ˈɪnstrəmənts ʌv æn ɑːrt/
Line 5
To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

amuse verb US /əˈmjuːz/

occupy in an agreeable, entertaining or pleasant fashion

From this reading “To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.”

defined adjective US /dɪˈfaɪnd/

clearly characterized or delimited

From this reading “I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal.”

definition noun US /ˌdefəˈnɪʃən/

a concise explanation of the meaning of a word or phrase or symbol

From this reading “It was the most premature definition ever given.”

feed verb US /fiːd/

provide as food

From this reading “To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.”

instruments noun US /ˈɪnstrəmənts/

plural of “instrument” — a device that requires skill for proper use

From this reading “Thought and language are to the artist instruments of an art.”

nowadays noun US /ˈnaʊədeɪz/

the period of time that is happening now; any continuous stretch of time including the moment of speech

From this reading “To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.”

premature adjective US /ˌpriːməˈtʃʊr/

born after a gestation period of less than the normal time

From this reading “It was the most premature definition ever given.”

rational adjective US /ˈræʃ.ən.əl/

Based on or in accordance with reason or logic rather than turbulent emotions.

From this reading “I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

many things adjective + noun

In this reading “Man is many things, but he is not rational.”

best society noun + noun

In this reading “To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.”

get into verb + particle

get involved in or with

In this reading “To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.

amuseverbUS /əˈmjuːz/

occupy in an agreeable, entertaining or pleasant fashion

From this reading To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Thought and language are to the artist instruments of an art.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Thought and language are to the artist instruments of an art.

animalnounUS /ˈænəməl/

a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Thought and language are to the artist instruments of an art.

artauxiliary verbUS /ɑːrt/

an old form of “are”, used with “thou”

From this reading Thought and language are to the artist instruments of an art.

artistnounUS /ˈɑːrtəst/

a person whose creative work shows sensitivity and imagination

From this reading Thought and language are to the artist instruments of an art.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Man is many things, but he is not rational.

definedadjectiveUS /dɪˈfaɪnd/

clearly characterized or delimited

From this reading I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal.

definitionnounUS /ˌdefəˈnɪʃən/

a concise explanation of the meaning of a word or phrase or symbol

From this reading It was the most premature definition ever given.

eitherdeterminerUS /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading It was the most premature definition ever given.

feedverbUS /fiːd/

provide as food

From this reading To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.

givenadjectiveUS /ˈɡɪvən/

acknowledged as a supposition

From this reading It was the most premature definition ever given.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Man is many things, but he is not rational.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal.

instrumentsnounUS /ˈɪnstrəmənts/

plural of “instrument” — a device that requires skill for proper use

From this reading Thought and language are to the artist instruments of an art.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Man is many things, but he is not rational.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal.

languagenounUS /ˈlæŋɡwədʒ/

a systematic means of communicating by the use of sounds or conventional symbols

From this reading Thought and language are to the artist instruments of an art.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading Man is many things, but he is not rational.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading It was the most premature definition ever given.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Man is many things, but he is not rational.

nowadaysnounUS /ˈnaʊədeɪz/

the period of time that is happening now; any continuous stretch of time including the moment of speech

From this reading To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Thought and language are to the artist instruments of an art.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.

prematureadjectiveUS /ˌpriːməˈtʃʊr/

born after a gestation period of less than the normal time

From this reading It was the most premature definition ever given.

rationaladjectiveUS /ˈræʃ.ən.əl/

Based on or in accordance with reason or logic rather than turbulent emotions.

From this reading I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal.

shocknounUS /ʃɑːk/

the feeling of distress and disbelief that you have when something bad happens accidentally

From this reading To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.

societynounUS /səˈsaɪəti/

an extended social group having a distinctive cultural and economic organization

From this reading To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading To get into the best society nowadays one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people--that is all.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It was the most premature definition ever given.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading Man is many things, but he is not rational.

ThoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Thought and language are to the artist instruments of an art.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Thought and language are to the artist instruments of an art.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal.

wondernounUS /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal.

Chapter 3 of Miscellaneous Aphorisms by Oscar Wilde holds 424 sentences, grouped into 85 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 3 holds 424 sentences of Miscellaneous Aphorisms, unabridged, divided into 85 reading sections.

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