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Miscellanies

Chapter V · Chapter 5

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The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything.
The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.
Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure.
There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.
To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Miscellanies

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Miscellanies is here in full — 412 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything.
/ðə oʊld bɪˈliːv ˈevriθɪŋ ðə ˈmɪdəleɪɡd səˈspekt ˈevriθɪŋ ðə jʌŋ noʊ ˈevriθɪŋ/
Line 2
The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.
/ðə kənˈdɪʃən ʌv pərˈfekʃən ɪz ˈaɪdəlnəs ðə eɪm ʌv pərˈfekʃən ɪz juːθ/
Line 3
Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure.
/ˈoʊnli ðə ɡreɪt ˈmæstərz ʌv staɪl ˈevər səkˈsiːd ɪn ˈbiːɪŋ əbsˈkjʊr/
Line 4
There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.
/ðer ɪz ˈsʌmθɪŋ ˈtrædʒɪk əˈbaʊt ðə ɪˈnɔːrməs ˈnʌmbər ʌv jʌŋ men ðer ɑːr ɪn ˈɪŋɡlənd æt ðə ˈprezənt ˈmoʊmənt huː stɑːrt laɪf wɪð pərˈfekt ˈproʊfaɪlz ənd end baɪ əˈdɑːptɪŋ sʌm ˈjuːsfəl prəˈfeʃən/
Line 5
To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

adopting verb US /əˈdɑːptɪŋ/

-ing form of “adopt” — choose and follow; as of theories, ideas, policies, strategies or plans

From this reading “There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.”

aim verb US /eɪm/

point or cause to go (blows, weapons, or objects such as photographic equipment) towards

From this reading “The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.”

idleness noun US /ˈaɪdəlnəs/

having no employment

From this reading “The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.”

middle-aged adjective US /ˈmɪdəleɪɡd/

being roughly between 45 and 65 years old

From this reading “The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything.”

obscure verb US /əbsˈkjʊr/

make less visible or unclear

From this reading “Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure.”

perfection noun US /pərˈfekʃən/

the state of being without a flaw or defect

From this reading “The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.”

profiles noun US /ˈproʊfaɪlz/

plural of “profile” — an analysis (often in graphical form) representing the extent to which something exhibits various characteristics

From this reading “There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.”

tragic adjective US /ˈtrædʒɪk/

very sad; especially involving grief or death or destruction

From this reading “There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

adoptingverbUS /əˈdɑːptɪŋ/

-ing form of “adopt” — choose and follow; as of theories, ideas, policies, strategies or plans

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

aimverbUS /eɪm/

point or cause to go (blows, weapons, or objects such as photographic equipment) towards

From this reading The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

beginningnounUS /bɪˈɡɪnɪŋ/

the event consisting of the start of something

From this reading To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

conditionnounUS /kənˈdɪʃən/

a state at a particular time

From this reading The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.

endnounUS /end/

either extremity of something that has length

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

enormousadjectiveUS /ɪˈnɔːrməs/

extraordinarily large in size or extent or amount or power or degree

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure.

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure.

idlenessnounUS /ˈaɪdəlnəs/

having no employment

From this reading The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

life-long

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.

mastersnounUS /ˈmæstərz/

United States poet (1869-1950)

From this reading Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

middle-agedadjectiveUS /ˈmɪdəleɪɡd/

being roughly between 45 and 65 years old

From this reading The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

numbernounUS /ˈnʌmbər/

the property possessed by a sum or total or indefinite quantity of units or individuals

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

obscureverbUS /əbsˈkjʊr/

make less visible or unclear

From this reading Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

oneself

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.

OnlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure.

perfectadjectiveUS /pərˈfekt/

being complete of its kind and without defect or blemish

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

perfectionnounUS /pərˈfekʃən/

the state of being without a flaw or defect

From this reading The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

professionnounUS /prəˈfeʃən/

the body of people in a learned occupation

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

profilesnounUS /ˈproʊfaɪlz/

plural of “profile” — an analysis (often in graphical form) representing the extent to which something exhibits various characteristics

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

romancenounUS /roʊˈmæns/

a relationship between two lovers

From this reading To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

startverbUS /stɑːrt/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

stylenounUS /staɪl/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure.

succeedverbUS /səkˈsiːd/

attain success or reach a desired goal

From this reading Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure.

suspectverbUS /səˈspekt/

imagine to be the case or true or probable

From this reading The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.

tragicadjectiveUS /ˈtrædʒɪk/

very sad; especially involving grief or death or destruction

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

usefuladjectiveUS /ˈjuːsfəl/

being of use or service

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

youthnounUS /juːθ/

a young person (especially a young man or boy)

From this reading The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.

Chapter 5 of Miscellanies by Oscar Wilde holds 412 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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