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Miss Muffet's Christmas Party
Miss Muffet's Christmas Party

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Miss Muffet's Christmas Party is here in full — 678 sentences across 136 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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MEDITATIONS ON VOTES FOR WOMEN.
HUMANLY SPEAKING.
AMONG FRIENDS.
BY THE CHRISTMAS FIRE.
THE PARDONER'S WALLET.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Miss Muffet's Christmas Party

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Miss Muffet's Christmas Party is here in full — 678 sentences across 136 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/135 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
MEDITATIONS ON VOTES FOR WOMEN.
/ˌmedɪˈteɪʃənz ɑːn voʊts fɔːr ˈwɪmən/
Line 2
HUMANLY SPEAKING.
/ˈhjuːmənli ˈspiːkɪŋ/
Line 3
AMONG FRIENDS.
/əˈmʌŋ frendz/
Line 4
BY THE CHRISTMAS FIRE.
/baɪ ðə ˈkrɪsməs ˈfaɪər/
Line 5
THE PARDONER'S WALLET.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

christmas noun US /ˈkrɪsməs/

period extending from Dec. 24 to Jan. 6

From this reading “BY THE CHRISTMAS FIRE.”

friends noun US /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading “AMONG FRIENDS.”

humanly adverb US /ˈhjuːmənli/

in the manner of human beings

From this reading “HUMANLY SPEAKING.”

meditations noun US /ˌmedɪˈteɪʃənz/

plural of “meditation” — continuous and profound contemplation or musing on a subject or series of subjects of a deep or abstruse nature

From this reading “MEDITATIONS ON VOTES FOR WOMEN.”

speaking noun US /ˈspiːkɪŋ/

the utterance of intelligible speech

From this reading “HUMANLY SPEAKING.”

votes noun US /voʊts/

plural of “vote” — a choice that is made by counting the number of people in favor of each alternative

From this reading “MEDITATIONS ON VOTES FOR WOMEN.”

wallet noun US /ˈwɔːlət/

a pocket-size case for holding papers and paper money

From this reading “THE PARDONER'S WALLET.”

women noun US /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading “MEDITATIONS ON VOTES FOR WOMEN.”

All words in this reading · 15

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AMONGprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading AMONG FRIENDS.

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading BY THE CHRISTMAS FIRE.

CHRISTMASnounUS /ˈkrɪsməs/

period extending from Dec. 24 to Jan. 6

From this reading BY THE CHRISTMAS FIRE.

FIREverbUS /ˈfaɪər/

start firing a weapon

From this reading BY THE CHRISTMAS FIRE.

FORprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading MEDITATIONS ON VOTES FOR WOMEN.

FRIENDSnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading AMONG FRIENDS.

HUMANLYadverbUS /ˈhjuːmənli/

in the manner of human beings

From this reading HUMANLY SPEAKING.

MEDITATIONSnounUS /ˌmedɪˈteɪʃənz/

plural of “meditation” — continuous and profound contemplation or musing on a subject or series of subjects of a deep or abstruse nature

From this reading MEDITATIONS ON VOTES FOR WOMEN.

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading MEDITATIONS ON VOTES FOR WOMEN.

PARDONER'S

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE PARDONER'S WALLET.

SPEAKINGnounUS /ˈspiːkɪŋ/

the utterance of intelligible speech

From this reading HUMANLY SPEAKING.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading BY THE CHRISTMAS FIRE.

VOTESnounUS /voʊts/

plural of “vote” — a choice that is made by counting the number of people in favor of each alternative

From this reading MEDITATIONS ON VOTES FOR WOMEN.

WALLETnounUS /ˈwɔːlət/

a pocket-size case for holding papers and paper money

From this reading THE PARDONER'S WALLET.

WOMENnounUS /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading MEDITATIONS ON VOTES FOR WOMEN.

Chapter 1 of Miss Muffet's Christmas Party by Samuel McChord Crothers holds 678 sentences, grouped into 136 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Miss Muffet's Christmas Party contain?

Chapter 1 holds 678 sentences of Miss Muffet's Christmas Party, unabridged, divided into 136 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Miss Muffet's Christmas Party by Samuel McChord Crothers exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 678 sentences, grouped into 136 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #31997, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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About 56 minutes of reading across 136 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Miss Muffet's Christmas Party

Words and structures a reader meets early in Miss Muffet's Christmas Party, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Meditations
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Miss Muffet's Christmas Party; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Votes
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Miss Muffet's Christmas Party; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Women
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Miss Muffet's Christmas Party; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Humanly
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Miss Muffet's Christmas Party; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.