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Money for nothing

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of Money for nothing is here in full — 261 sentences across 53 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.
He reached it only a few minutes after its occupant's return to consciousness.
Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.
Mr. Twist's initial discovery, like John's, was that he had a headache.
He then set himself to try to decide where he was.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Money for nothing

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of Money for nothing is here in full — 261 sentences across 53 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/52 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.
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He reached it only a few minutes after its occupant's return to consciousness.
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Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.
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Mr. Twist's initial discovery, like John's, was that he had a headache.
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He then set himself to try to decide where he was.
/hiː ðen set hɪmˈself tuː traɪ tuː ˌdɪˈsaɪd wer hiː wɑːz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Chimp noun US /tʃɪmp/

intelligent somewhat arboreal ape of equatorial African forests

From this reading “Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.”

headache noun US /ˈhedeɪk/

something or someone that causes anxiety; a source of unhappiness

From this reading “Mr. Twist's initial discovery, like John's, was that he had a headache.”

initial noun US /ˌɪˈnɪʃəl/

the first letter of a word (especially a person's name)

From this reading “Mr. Twist's initial discovery, like John's, was that he had a headache.”

John's noun US /dʒɑːnz/

possessive form of “john” — a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading “Mr. Twist's initial discovery, like John's, was that he had a headache.”

offering noun US /ˈɔːfərɪŋ/

something offered (as a proposal or bid)

From this reading “Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.”

orderly noun US /ˈɔːrdərli/

a soldier who serves as an attendant to a superior officer

From this reading “I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.”

staggered verb US /ˈstæɡərd/

past form of “stagger” — walk as if unable to control one's movements

From this reading “Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.”

Twist verb US /twɪst/

to move in a twisting or contorted motion, (especially when struggling)

From this reading “Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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few minutes adjective + noun

In this reading “He reached it only a few minutes after its occupant's return to consciousness.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He reached it only a few minutes after its occupant's return to consciousness.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.

accustomedadjectiveUS /əˈkʌstəmd/

commonly used or practiced; usual

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

actverbUS /ækt/

perform an action, or work out or perform (an action)

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading He reached it only a few minutes after its occupant's return to consciousness.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

ChimpnounUS /tʃɪmp/

intelligent somewhat arboreal ape of equatorial African forests

From this reading Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.

consciousnessnounUS /ˈkɑːnʃəsnəs/

an alert cognitive state in which you are aware of yourself and your situation

From this reading He reached it only a few minutes after its occupant's return to consciousness.

cupnounUS /kʌp/

a small open container usually used for drinking; usually has a handle

From this reading Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.

decideverbUS /ˌdɪˈsaɪd/

reach, make, or come to a decision about something

From this reading He then set himself to try to decide where he was.

discoverynounUS /dɪˈskʌvəri/

the act of discovering something

From this reading Mr. Twist's initial discovery, like John's, was that he had a headache.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.

feetnounUS /fiːt/

plural of “foot” — the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading He reached it only a few minutes after its occupant's return to consciousness.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

Flannery's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

headachenounUS /ˈhedeɪk/

something or someone that causes anxiety; a source of unhappiness

From this reading Mr. Twist's initial discovery, like John's, was that he had a headache.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading He then set himself to try to decide where he was.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

initialnounUS /ˌɪˈnɪʃəl/

the first letter of a word (especially a person's name)

From this reading Mr. Twist's initial discovery, like John's, was that he had a headache.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading He reached it only a few minutes after its occupant's return to consciousness.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading He reached it only a few minutes after its occupant's return to consciousness.

JohnnounUS /dʒɑːn/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

John'snounUS /dʒɑːnz/

possessive form of “john” — a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading Mr. Twist's initial discovery, like John's, was that he had a headache.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.

leavingnounUS /ˈliːvɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Mr. Twist's initial discovery, like John's, was that he had a headache.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading He reached it only a few minutes after its occupant's return to consciousness.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Mr. Twist's initial discovery, like John's, was that he had a headache.

occupant's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He reached it only a few minutes after its occupant's return to consciousness.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.

offeringnounUS /ˈɔːfərɪŋ/

something offered (as a proposal or bid)

From this reading Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading He reached it only a few minutes after its occupant's return to consciousness.

openedadjectiveUS /ˈoʊpənd/

used of mouth or eyes

From this reading Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.

orderlynounUS /ˈɔːrdərli/

a soldier who serves as an attendant to a superior officer

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

reachedverbUS /riːtʃt/

past form of “reach” — reach a destination, either real or abstract

From this reading He reached it only a few minutes after its occupant's return to consciousness.

reportverbUS /riˈpɔːrt/

to give an account or representation of in words

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

returnverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrn/

go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading He reached it only a few minutes after its occupant's return to consciousness.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

Sergeant-Major

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading He then set himself to try to decide where he was.

staggeredverbUS /ˈstæɡərd/

past form of “stagger” — walk as if unable to control one's movements

From this reading Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.

teanounUS /tiː/

a beverage made by steeping tea leaves in water

From this reading Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Mr. Twist's initial discovery, like John's, was that he had a headache.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading He then set himself to try to decide where he was.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

tryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading He then set himself to try to decide where he was.

TwistverbUS /twɪst/

to move in a twisting or contorted motion, (especially when struggling)

From this reading Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.

Twist's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mr. Twist's initial discovery, like John's, was that he had a headache.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading I On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John the cup of tea.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading He then set himself to try to decide where he was.

Chapter 12 of Money for nothing by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 261 sentences, grouped into 53 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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