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Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Limits of space forbid the insertion of the whole of this chapter.
Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.
From the customs wharf de Vere is driven in a taxi to the Belmont.
Here he engages a room; here, too, he sleeps; here also, though cautiously at first, he eats.
All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Limits of space forbid the insertion of the whole of this chapter.
/ˈlɪməts ʌv speɪs fərˈbɪd ðə ˌɪnˈsɜːrʃən ʌv ðə hoʊl ʌv ðɪs ˈtʃæptər/
Line 2
Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.
Line 3
From the customs wharf de Vere is driven in a taxi to the Belmont.
Line 4
Here he engages a room; here, too, he sleeps; here also, though cautiously at first, he eats.
/hiːr hiː enˈɡeɪdʒɪz ə ruːm hiːr tuː hiː sliːps hiːr ˈɔːlsoʊ ðoʊ ˈkɔːʃəsli æt fɜːrst hiː iːts/
Line 5
All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.
/ɔːl ðɪs ɪz soʊ ˈædmərəbli dɪˈskraɪbd ðæt ˈoʊnli ðoʊz huː hæv ˈdrɪvən ɪn ə ˈtæksi tuː æn hoʊˈtel ənd slept ðer kæn hoʊp tuː əˈpriːʃieɪt ɪt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

admirably adverb US /ˈædmərəbli/

in an admirable manner

From this reading “All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.”

Belmont noun US /ˈbelmɑːnt/

a racetrack for thoroughbred racing in Elmont on Long Island; site of the Belmont Stakes

From this reading “From the customs wharf de Vere is driven in a taxi to the Belmont.”

eats noun US /iːts/

informal terms for a meal

From this reading “Here he engages a room; here, too, he sleeps; here also, though cautiously at first, he eats.”

engages verb US /enˈɡeɪdʒɪz/

third-person singular of “engage” — carry out or participate in an activity; be involved in

From this reading “Here he engages a room; here, too, he sleeps; here also, though cautiously at first, he eats.”

insertion noun US /ˌɪnˈsɜːrʃən/

a message (spoken or written) that is introduced or inserted

From this reading “Limits of space forbid the insertion of the whole of this chapter.”

pictured adjective US /ˈpɪktʃərd/

seen in the mind as a mental image

From this reading “Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.”

sleeps noun US /sliːps/

plural of “sleep” — a natural and periodic state of rest during which consciousness of the world is suspended

From this reading “Here he engages a room; here, too, he sleeps; here also, though cautiously at first, he eats.”

taxi verb US /ˈtæksi/

travel slowly

From this reading “From the customs wharf de Vere is driven in a taxi to the Belmont.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading From the customs wharf de Vere is driven in a taxi to the Belmont.

admirablyadverbUS /ˈædmərəbli/

in an admirable manner

From this reading All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading Here he engages a room; here, too, he sleeps; here also, though cautiously at first, he eats.

AmericannounUS /əˈmerəkən/

a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.

appreciateverbUS /əˈpriːʃieɪt/

recognize with gratitude; be grateful for

From this reading All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Here he engages a room; here, too, he sleeps; here also, though cautiously at first, he eats.

BelmontnounUS /ˈbelmɑːnt/

a racetrack for thoroughbred racing in Elmont on Long Island; site of the Belmont Stakes

From this reading From the customs wharf de Vere is driven in a taxi to the Belmont.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.

cautiouslyadverbUS /ˈkɔːʃəsli/

as if with kid gloves; with caution or prudence or tact

From this reading Here he engages a room; here, too, he sleeps; here also, though cautiously at first, he eats.

chapternounUS /ˈtʃæptər/

a subdivision of a written work; usually numbered and titled

From this reading Limits of space forbid the insertion of the whole of this chapter.

containsverbUS /kənˈteɪnz/

third-person singular of “contain” — include or contain; have as a component

From this reading Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.

customsnounUS /ˈkʌstəmz/

money collected under a tariff

From this reading Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.

denounUS /diː/

a Mid-Atlantic state; one of the original 13 colonies

From this reading From the customs wharf de Vere is driven in a taxi to the Belmont.

describedadjectiveUS /dɪˈskraɪbd/

represented in words especially with sharpness and detail

From this reading All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.

drivenadjectiveUS /ˈdrɪvən/

compelled forcibly by an outside agency

From this reading From the customs wharf de Vere is driven in a taxi to the Belmont.

eatsnounUS /iːts/

informal terms for a meal

From this reading Here he engages a room; here, too, he sleeps; here also, though cautiously at first, he eats.

engagesverbUS /enˈɡeɪdʒɪz/

third-person singular of “engage” — carry out or participate in an activity; be involved in

From this reading Here he engages a room; here, too, he sleeps; here also, though cautiously at first, he eats.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading Here he engages a room; here, too, he sleeps; here also, though cautiously at first, he eats.

forbidverbUS /fərˈbɪd/

command against

From this reading Limits of space forbid the insertion of the whole of this chapter.

FromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading From the customs wharf de Vere is driven in a taxi to the Belmont.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Here he engages a room; here, too, he sleeps; here also, though cautiously at first, he eats.

HereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Here he engages a room; here, too, he sleeps; here also, though cautiously at first, he eats.

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.

hotelnounUS /hoʊˈtel/

a building where travelers can pay for lodging and meals and other services

From this reading All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.

insertionnounUS /ˌɪnˈsɜːrʃən/

a message (spoken or written) that is introduced or inserted

From this reading Limits of space forbid the insertion of the whole of this chapter.

insideadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈsaɪd/

relating to or being on the side closer to the center or within a defined space

From this reading Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading From the customs wharf de Vere is driven in a taxi to the Belmont.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.

ItsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.

LimitsnounUS /ˈlɪməts/

plural of “limit” — the greatest possible degree of something

From this reading Limits of space forbid the insertion of the whole of this chapter.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Limits of space forbid the insertion of the whole of this chapter.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.

openingnounUS /ˈoʊpənɪŋ/

an open or empty space in or between things

From this reading Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.

picturedadjectiveUS /ˈpɪktʃərd/

seen in the mind as a mental image

From this reading Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading Here he engages a room; here, too, he sleeps; here also, though cautiously at first, he eats.

sleepsnounUS /sliːps/

plural of “sleep” — a natural and periodic state of rest during which consciousness of the world is suspended

From this reading Here he engages a room; here, too, he sleeps; here also, though cautiously at first, he eats.

sleptverbUS /slept/

inflected form of “sleep” — be asleep

From this reading All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.

spacenounUS /speɪs/

the unlimited expanse in which everything is located

From this reading Limits of space forbid the insertion of the whole of this chapter.

taxiverbUS /ˈtæksi/

travel slowly

From this reading From the customs wharf de Vere is driven in a taxi to the Belmont.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Limits of space forbid the insertion of the whole of this chapter.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Limits of space forbid the insertion of the whole of this chapter.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading Here he engages a room; here, too, he sleeps; here also, though cautiously at first, he eats.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading From the customs wharf de Vere is driven in a taxi to the Belmont.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading Here he engages a room; here, too, he sleeps; here also, though cautiously at first, he eats.

Vere

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading From the customs wharf de Vere is driven in a taxi to the Belmont.

vividadjectiveUS /ˈvɪvəd/

evoking lifelike images within the mind

From this reading Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.

wharfnounUS /wɔːrf/

a platform built out from the shore into the water and supported by piles; provides access to ships and boats

From this reading From the customs wharf de Vere is driven in a taxi to the Belmont.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading All this is so admirably described that only those who have driven in a taxi to an hotel and slept there can hope to appreciate it.

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading Limits of space forbid the insertion of the whole of this chapter.

word-pictures

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading Its opening contains one of the most vivid word-pictures of the inside of an American customs house ever pictured in words.

Chapter 1 of Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy by Stephen Leacock holds 402 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy contain?

Chapter 1 holds 402 sentences of Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy by Stephen Leacock exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 402 sentences, grouped into 81 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy?

Work through the 81 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Yes. All 2381 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #4064 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #4064, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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About 198 minutes of reading across 477 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy

Words and structures a reader meets early in Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Limits
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Space
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Forbid
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Insertion
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