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Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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'Drink this,' I said.
He drank it.
'Now,' I said, 'listen to what I say: You've got so and so.
There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'
'All right, very good.'
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy is here in full — 396 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
'Drink this,' I said.
/drɪŋk ðɪs aɪ sed/
Line 2
He drank it.
/hiː dræŋk ɪt/
Line 3
'Now,' I said, 'listen to what I say: You've got so and so.
Line 4
There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'
Line 5
'All right, very good.'
/ɔːl raɪt ˈveri ɡʊd/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

avoid verb US /əˈvɔɪd/

stay clear from; keep away from; keep out of the way of someone or something

From this reading “There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'”

cordial adjective US /ˈkɔːrdʒəl/

diffusing warmth and friendliness

From this reading “There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'”

drank verb US /dræŋk/

inflected form of “drink” — take in liquids

From this reading “He drank it.”

drinking noun US /ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ/

the act of consuming liquids

From this reading “There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'”

drops noun US /drɑːps/

plural of “drop” — a shape that is spherical and small

From this reading “There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'”

eating noun US /ˈiːtɪŋ/

the act of consuming food

From this reading “There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'”

limit noun US /ˈlɪmət/

the greatest possible degree of something

From this reading “There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'”

unless conjunction US /ənˈles/

except if; if not

From this reading “There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading 'All right, very good.'

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading 'Now,' I said, 'listen to what I say: You've got so and so.

avoidverbUS /əˈvɔɪd/

stay clear from; keep away from; keep out of the way of someone or something

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

chancenounUS /tʃæns/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

cordialadjectiveUS /ˈkɔːrdʒəl/

diffusing warmth and friendliness

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

drankverbUS /dræŋk/

inflected form of “drink” — take in liquids

From this reading He drank it.

DrinkverbUS /drɪŋk/

take in liquids

From this reading 'Drink this,' I said.

drinkingnounUS /ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ/

the act of consuming liquids

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

dropsnounUS /drɑːps/

plural of “drop” — a shape that is spherical and small

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

eatingnounUS /ˈiːtɪŋ/

the act of consuming food

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

formnounUS /fɔːrm/

the phonological or orthographic sound or appearance of a word that can be used to describe or identify something

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading 'All right, very good.'

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading 'Now,' I said, 'listen to what I say: You've got so and so.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He drank it.

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading 'Drink this,' I said.

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading He drank it.

limitnounUS /ˈlɪmət/

the greatest possible degree of something

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

listenverbUS /ˈlɪsən/

hear with intention

From this reading 'Now,' I said, 'listen to what I say: You've got so and so.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading 'Now,' I said, 'listen to what I say: You've got so and so.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading 'All right, very good.'

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading 'Drink this,' I said.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading 'Now,' I said, 'listen to what I say: You've got so and so.

sleepnounUS /sliːp/

a natural and periodic state of rest during which consciousness of the world is suspended

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading 'Now,' I said, 'listen to what I say: You've got so and so.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

There's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading 'Drink this,' I said.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading 'Now,' I said, 'listen to what I say: You've got so and so.

unlessconjunctionUS /ənˈles/

except if; if not

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading 'All right, very good.'

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading 'Now,' I said, 'listen to what I say: You've got so and so.

won't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

You've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 'Now,' I said, 'listen to what I say: You've got so and so.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading There's only one chance,' I said, 'you must limit your eating and drinking to such and such, you must sleep such and such, avoid every form of such and such--I'll give you a cordial, so many drops every so long, but mind you, unless you do so and so, it won't help you.'

Chapter 2 of Moonbeams from the Larger Lunacy by Stephen Leacock holds 396 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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