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More Minor Horrors

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of More Minor Horrors is here in full — 102 sentences across 21 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.
_Mabel:_ Certainly, Miss Smith, although they are not cocks and they are not roaches.
(_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’
Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.
They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.
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More Minor Horrors

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of More Minor Horrors is here in full — 102 sentences across 21 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.
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_Mabel:_ Certainly, Miss Smith, although they are not cocks and they are not roaches.
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(_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’
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Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.
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They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

battleships noun US /ˈbætəlʃɪps/

plural of “battleship” — large and heavily armoured warship

From this reading “They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.”

beetles noun US /ˈbiːtəlz/

plural of “beetle” — insect having biting mouthparts and front wings modified to form horny covers overlying the membranous rear wings

From this reading “_The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.”

cockroaches noun US /ˈkɑːkroʊtʃɪz/

plural of “cockroach” — any of numerous chiefly nocturnal insects; some are domestic pests

From this reading “_The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.”

hoists noun US /hɔɪsts/

plural of “hoist” — lifting device for raising heavy or cumbersome objects

From this reading “They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.”

louse noun US /laʊs/

wingless usually flattened bloodsucking insect parasitic on warm-blooded animals

From this reading “(_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’”

pests noun US /pests/

plural of “pest” — a serious (sometimes fatal) infection of rodents caused by Yersinia pestis and accidentally transmitted to humans by the bite of a flea that has bitten an infected animal

From this reading “(_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’”

roaches noun US /ˈroʊtʃɪz/

plural of “roach” — a roll of hair brushed back from the forehead

From this reading “_Mabel:_ Certainly, Miss Smith, although they are not cocks and they are not roaches.”

submarines noun US /ˈsʌbməriːnz/

plural of “submarine” — a submersible warship usually armed with torpedoes

From this reading “They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

interfered with verb + particle counted as “interfere with”

In this reading “(_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’”

at sea preposition + noun

perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements; filled with bewilderment

In this reading “Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.”

till now preposition + adverb

In this reading “(_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.

aeroplanes

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.

airnounUS /er/

a mixture of gases (especially oxygen) required for breathing; the stuff that the wind consists of

From this reading Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.

aloneadjectiveUS /əˈloʊn/

Having no one else present.

From this reading They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

althoughconjunctionUS /ˌɔːlˈðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading _Mabel:_ Certainly, Miss Smith, although they are not cocks and they are not roaches.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.

battleshipsnounUS /ˈbætəlʃɪps/

plural of “battleship” — large and heavily armoured warship

From this reading They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

beetlesnounUS /ˈbiːtəlz/

plural of “beetle” — insect having biting mouthparts and front wings modified to form horny covers overlying the membranous rear wings

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

bugnounUS /bʌɡ/

general term for any insect or similar creeping or crawling invertebrate

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

capturedverbUS /ˈkæptʃərd/

past form of “capture” — succeed in representing or expressing something intangible

From this reading Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

CertainlyadverbUS /ˈsɜːrtənli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading _Mabel:_ Certainly, Miss Smith, although they are not cocks and they are not roaches.

cockroachesnounUS /ˈkɑːkroʊtʃɪz/

plural of “cockroach” — any of numerous chiefly nocturnal insects; some are domestic pests

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

cocksnounUS /kɑːks/

plural of “cock” — obscene terms for penis

From this reading _Mabel:_ Certainly, Miss Smith, although they are not cocks and they are not roaches.

commonadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmən/

belonging to or participated in by a community as a whole; public

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

correspondingadjectiveUS /ˌkɔːrəˈspɑːndɪŋ/

accompanying

From this reading They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

dominantadjectiveUS /ˈdɑːmənənt/

exercising influence or control

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

failedverbUS /feɪld/

past form of “fail” — fail to do something; leave something undone

From this reading Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.

flagnounUS /flæɡ/

emblem usually consisting of a rectangular piece of cloth of distinctive design

From this reading They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

fleanounUS /fliː/

any wingless bloodsucking parasitic insect noted for ability to leap

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

forcesnounUS /ˈfɔːrsɪz/

plural of “force” — a powerful effect or influence

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

futureadjectiveUS /ˈfjuːtʃər/

yet to be or coming

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

GovernessnounUS /ˈɡʌvərnəs/

a woman entrusted with the care and supervision of a child (especially in a private home)

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

Halobates

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.

hoistsnounUS /hɔɪsts/

plural of “hoist” — lifting device for raising heavy or cumbersome objects

From this reading They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

HorrorsnounUS /ˈhɔːrərz/

plural of “horror” — intense and profound fear

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

humanitynounUS /hjuːˈmænɪti/

the quality of being humane

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

insectnounUS /ˈɪnsekt/

small air-breathing arthropod

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

insectsnounUS /ˈɪnsekts/

plural of “insect” — small air-breathing arthropod

From this reading Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.

interferedverbUS /ˌɪntərˈfɪrd/

past form of “interfere” — come between so as to be hindrance or obstacle

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

landnounUS /lænd/

the land on which real estate is located

From this reading Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

lousenounUS /laʊs/

wingless usually flattened bloodsucking insect parasitic on warm-blooded animals

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

Mabel

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.

magnificentadjectiveUS /mæɡˈnɪfəsənt/

characterized by grandeur

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

MinoradjectiveUS /ˈmaɪnər/

of lesser importance or stature or rank

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading _Mabel:_ Certainly, Miss Smith, although they are not cocks and they are not roaches.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

motorsnounUS /ˈmoʊtərz/

plural of “motor” — machine that converts other forms of energy into mechanical energy and so imparts motion

From this reading Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.

NavynounUS /ˈneɪvi/

an organization of military vessels belonging to a country and available for sea warfare

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

neglectedadjectiveUS /nəˈɡlektəd/

disregarded

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

oceannounUS /ˈoʊʃən/

a large body of water constituting a principal part of the hydrosphere

From this reading They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

partlyadverbUS /ˈpɑːrtli/

to some extent; in some degree; not wholly

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

perhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

pestsnounUS /pests/

plural of “pest” — a serious (sometimes fatal) infection of rodents caused by Yersinia pestis and accidentally transmitted to humans by the bite of a flea that has bitten an infected animal

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

pooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

PunchverbUS /pʌntʃ/

deliver a quick blow to

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

respectableadjectiveUS /rɪˈspektəbəl/

characterized by socially or conventionally acceptable morals

From this reading Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.

roachesnounUS /ˈroʊtʃɪz/

plural of “roach” — a roll of hair brushed back from the forehead

From this reading _Mabel:_ Certainly, Miss Smith, although they are not cocks and they are not roaches.

seanounUS /siː/

a division of an ocean or a large body of salt water partially enclosed by land

From this reading Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.

senioradjectiveUS /ˈsiːnjər/

older; higher in rank; longer in length of tenure or service

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

ServicenounUS /ˈsɜːrvəs/

work done by one person or group that benefits another

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.

signallyadverb

as a signal

From this reading Like aeroplanes, insects have captured the air; like motors, they have made a respectable show on land; but they have signally failed at sea.

sisternounUS /ˈsɪstər/

a female person who has the same parents as another person

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

SmithnounUS /smɪθ/

Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading _Mabel:_ Certainly, Miss Smith, although they are not cocks and they are not roaches.

submarinesnounUS /ˈsʌbməriːnz/

plural of “submarine” — a submersible warship usually armed with torpedoes

From this reading They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

WarnounUS /wɔːr/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

warmernounUS /ˈwɔːrmər/

device that heats water or supplies warmth to a room

From this reading They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

watersnounUS /ˈwɔːtərz/

United States actress and singer (1896-1977)

From this reading They have nothing corresponding to battleships or submarines; and a certain bug, called _Halobates_, alone hoists the insect flag on the ocean, and that only in the warmer waters.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading (_Punch._) In ‘The Minor Horrors of War,’ we rather neglected the Navy—the senior Service, and till now the more dominant of our two magnificent forces—partly because it is less interfered with by insect pests than is the sister Service, though the common pests of our poor humanity—the flea, the louse, the bug—are, like the poor, ‘always with us.’

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _The Governess:_ And, perhaps, Mabel, as they are not black and as they are not beetles, you will in future call them cockroaches.

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