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Chapter XI

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THE BISCUIT-‘WEEVIL’[12] (_Anobium paniceum_) ‘Let us be merry,’ said Mr. Pecksniff.
Here he took a captain’s biscuit.
‘It is a poor heart that never rejoices; your hearts are not poor.
No!’—(DICKENS, _Martin Chuzzlewit_.)
The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.
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More Minor Horrors

Chapter XI

Chapter 11 of More Minor Horrors is here in full — 21 sentences across 5 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/4 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THE BISCUIT-‘WEEVIL’[12] (_Anobium paniceum_) ‘Let us be merry,’ said Mr. Pecksniff.
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Here he took a captain’s biscuit.
/hiːr hiː tʊk ə ˈkæptənz ˈbɪskət/
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‘It is a poor heart that never rejoices; your hearts are not poor.
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No!’—(DICKENS, _Martin Chuzzlewit_.)
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The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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attacks noun US /əˈtæks/

plural of “attack” — (military) an offensive against an enemy (using weapons)

From this reading “The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.”

biscuit noun US /ˈbɪskət/

small round bread leavened with baking-powder or soda

From this reading “THE BISCUIT-‘WEEVIL’[12] (_Anobium paniceum_) ‘Let us be merry,’ said Mr. Pecksniff.”

biscuits noun US /ˈbɪskəts/

plural of “biscuit” — small round bread leavened with baking-powder or soda

From this reading “The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.”

captain's noun US /ˈkæptənz/

possessive form of “captain” — an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant

dickens noun US /ˈdɪkənz/

a word used in exclamations of confusion

From this reading “No!’—(DICKENS, _Martin Chuzzlewit_.)”

novels noun US /ˈnɑːvəlz/

plural of “novel” — an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

From this reading “The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.”

readers noun US /ˈriːdərz/

plural of “reader” — a person who enjoys reading

From this reading “The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.”

weevil noun US /ˈwiːvəl/

any of several families of mostly small beetles that feed on plants and plant products; especially snout beetles and seed beetles

From this reading “THE BISCUIT-‘WEEVIL’[12] (_Anobium paniceum_) ‘Let us be merry,’ said Mr. Pecksniff.”

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12

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From this reading THE BISCUIT-‘WEEVIL’[12] (_Anobium paniceum_) ‘Let us be merry,’ said Mr. Pecksniff.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Here he took a captain’s biscuit.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

Anobium

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From this reading THE BISCUIT-‘WEEVIL’[12] (_Anobium paniceum_) ‘Let us be merry,’ said Mr. Pecksniff.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading ‘It is a poor heart that never rejoices; your hearts are not poor.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

attacksnounUS /əˈtæks/

plural of “attack” — (military) an offensive against an enemy (using weapons)

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading THE BISCUIT-‘WEEVIL’[12] (_Anobium paniceum_) ‘Let us be merry,’ said Mr. Pecksniff.

besidesprepositionUS /bɪˈsaɪdz/

in addition to; as well as

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

BISCUITnounUS /ˈbɪskət/

small round bread leavened with baking-powder or soda

From this reading THE BISCUIT-‘WEEVIL’[12] (_Anobium paniceum_) ‘Let us be merry,’ said Mr. Pecksniff.

biscuitsnounUS /ˈbɪskəts/

plural of “biscuit” — small round bread leavened with baking-powder or soda

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

captain'snounUS /ˈkæptənz/

possessive form of “captain” — an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant

From this reading Here he took a captain’s biscuit.

Chuzzlewit

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading No!’—(DICKENS, _Martin Chuzzlewit_.)

comestibles

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

DICKENSnounUS /ˈdɪkənz/

a word used in exclamations of confusion

From this reading No!’—(DICKENS, _Martin Chuzzlewit_.)

familiaradjectiveUS /fəˈmɪljər/

well known or easily recognized

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Here he took a captain’s biscuit.

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading ‘It is a poor heart that never rejoices; your hearts are not poor.

heartsnounUS /hɑːrts/

a form of whist in which players avoid winning tricks containing hearts or the queen of spades

From this reading ‘It is a poor heart that never rejoices; your hearts are not poor.

HereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Here he took a captain’s biscuit.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading ‘It is a poor heart that never rejoices; your hearts are not poor.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading ‘It is a poor heart that never rejoices; your hearts are not poor.

Letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading THE BISCUIT-‘WEEVIL’[12] (_Anobium paniceum_) ‘Let us be merry,’ said Mr. Pecksniff.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

Marryat's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

MartinnounUS /ˈmɑːrtən/

French bishop who is a patron saint of France (died in 397)

From this reading No!’—(DICKENS, _Martin Chuzzlewit_.)

merryadjectiveUS /ˈmeri/

full of or showing high-spirited merriment

From this reading THE BISCUIT-‘WEEVIL’[12] (_Anobium paniceum_) ‘Let us be merry,’ said Mr. Pecksniff.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading THE BISCUIT-‘WEEVIL’[12] (_Anobium paniceum_) ‘Let us be merry,’ said Mr. Pecksniff.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading ‘It is a poor heart that never rejoices; your hearts are not poor.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No!’—(DICKENS, _Martin Chuzzlewit_.)

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading ‘It is a poor heart that never rejoices; your hearts are not poor.

noticenounUS /ˈnoʊtəs/

an announcement containing information about an event

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

novelsnounUS /ˈnɑːvəlz/

plural of “novel” — an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

paniceum

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE BISCUIT-‘WEEVIL’[12] (_Anobium paniceum_) ‘Let us be merry,’ said Mr. Pecksniff.

Pecksniff

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE BISCUIT-‘WEEVIL’[12] (_Anobium paniceum_) ‘Let us be merry,’ said Mr. Pecksniff.

pooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading ‘It is a poor heart that never rejoices; your hearts are not poor.

readersnounUS /ˈriːdərz/

plural of “reader” — a person who enjoys reading

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

rejoices

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ‘It is a poor heart that never rejoices; your hearts are not poor.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading THE BISCUIT-‘WEEVIL’[12] (_Anobium paniceum_) ‘Let us be merry,’ said Mr. Pecksniff.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading ‘It is a poor heart that never rejoices; your hearts are not poor.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE BISCUIT-‘WEEVIL’[12] (_Anobium paniceum_) ‘Let us be merry,’ said Mr. Pecksniff.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The first things to notice about the biscuit-‘weevil,’ so familiar to readers of Marryat’s novels, is that it is not a weevil at all, and that it attacks a great many other comestibles besides biscuits.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading Here he took a captain’s biscuit.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading THE BISCUIT-‘WEEVIL’[12] (_Anobium paniceum_) ‘Let us be merry,’ said Mr. Pecksniff.

WEEVILnounUS /ˈwiːvəl/

any of several families of mostly small beetles that feed on plants and plant products; especially snout beetles and seed beetles

From this reading THE BISCUIT-‘WEEVIL’[12] (_Anobium paniceum_) ‘Let us be merry,’ said Mr. Pecksniff.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading ‘It is a poor heart that never rejoices; your hearts are not poor.

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