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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations
More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 389 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.
"Pa, what are ancestors?"
"Well, my son, I'm one of yours.
Your grandpa is another."
"Oh!
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 389 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/77 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.
Line 2
"Pa, what are ancestors?"
/pɑː wʌt ɑːr ˈænsestərz/
Line 3
"Well, my son, I'm one of yours.
Line 4
Your grandpa is another."
/jɔːr ˈɡrændpɑː ɪz əˈnʌðər/
Line 5
"Oh!
/oʊ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

across preposition US /əˈkrɔːs/

from one side of something to the other

From this reading “RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.”

ancestors noun US /ˈænsestərz/

plural of “ancestor” — someone from whom you are descended (but usually more remote than a grandparent)

From this reading “"Pa, what are ancestors?"”

grandpa noun US /ˈɡrændpɑː/

the father of your father or mother

From this reading “Your grandpa is another."”

grocer noun US /ˈɡroʊsər/

a retail merchant who sells foodstuffs (and some household supplies)

From this reading “RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.”

Judge verb US /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

rhodes noun US /roʊdz/

British colonial financier and statesman in South Africa

From this reading “RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.”

yesterday noun US /ˈjestərdeɪ/

the day immediately before today

From this reading “RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.”

yours pronoun US /jʊrz/

the one or ones belonging to the person spoken to

From this reading “"Well, my son, I'm one of yours.”

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acrossprepositionUS /əˈkrɔːs/

from one side of something to the other

From this reading RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.

ancestorsnounUS /ˈænsestərz/

plural of “ancestor” — someone from whom you are descended (but usually more remote than a grandparent)

From this reading "Pa, what are ancestors?"

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Your grandpa is another."

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.

grandpanounUS /ˈɡrændpɑː/

the father of your father or mother

From this reading Your grandpa is another."

grocernounUS /ˈɡroʊsər/

a retail merchant who sells foodstuffs (and some household supplies)

From this reading RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, my son, I'm one of yours.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Your grandpa is another."

JudgeverbUS /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "Well, my son, I'm one of yours.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Well, my son, I'm one of yours.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading "Oh!

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "Well, my son, I'm one of yours.

PanounUS /pɑː/

an informal term for a father; probably derived from baby talk

From this reading "Pa, what are ancestors?"

RHODESnounUS /roʊdz/

British colonial financier and statesman in South Africa

From this reading RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.

sonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading "Well, my son, I'm one of yours.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, my son, I'm one of yours.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "Pa, what are ancestors?"

yesterdaynounUS /ˈjestərdeɪ/

the day immediately before today

From this reading RHODES--"The grocer told me yesterday that now they are the last to come across."--_Judge_.

YourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Your grandpa is another."

yourspronounUS /jʊrz/

the one or ones belonging to the person spoken to

From this reading "Well, my son, I'm one of yours.

Chapter 2 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations by Marion Dix [Editor] Mosher holds 389 sentences, grouped into 78 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 389 sentences of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations, unabridged, divided into 78 reading sections.

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