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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 381 sentences across 77 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.
The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:
"Tommy, you must never hear anything that is said in the office.
Do what you are told, but turn a deaf ear to conversation that does not include you."
This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:
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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 381 sentences across 77 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/76 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.
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The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:
/ðə ˈlɔːjər faʊnd ɪt ˈnesəseri tuː dɪsˈtʃɑːrdʒ hɪm bʌt ˈθɪŋkɪŋ tuː riˈstreɪn hɪm frʌm ə ˈsɪmələr fɔːlt ɪn ðə ˈfjuːtʃər hiː ˈkaʊnsəld ðə bɔɪ ɑːn hɪz dɪˈpɑːrtʃər ɪn ðɪs waɪz/
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"Tommy, you must never hear anything that is said in the office.
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Do what you are told, but turn a deaf ear to conversation that does not include you."
/duː wʌt juː ɑːr toʊld bʌt tɜːrn ə def iːr tuː ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃən ðæt dʌz nɑːt ˌɪnˈkluːd juː/
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This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:
/ðɪs strʌk ðə bɑːs æz sʌtʃ ə ˈhæpi ˌɪnspərˈeɪʃən ðæt tuː ðə end ðæt hɪz steˈnʌɡrəfər maɪt lɜːrn ðə seɪm ˈlesən hiː tɜːrnd tuː hɜːr ənd sed/

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addicted adjective US /əˈdɪktɪd/

compulsively or physiologically dependent on something habit-forming

From this reading “A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.”

boss noun US /bɑːs/

a person who exercises control over workers

From this reading “This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:”

counseled verb US /ˈkaʊnsəld/

past form of “counsel” — give advice to

From this reading “The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:”

discharge verb US /dɪsˈtʃɑːrdʒ/

complete or carry out

From this reading “The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:”

employer noun US /emˈplɔɪər/

a person or firm that employs workers

From this reading “A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.”

include verb US /ˌɪnˈkluːd/

have as a part, be made up out of

From this reading “Do what you are told, but turn a deaf ear to conversation that does not include you."”

restrain verb US /riˈstreɪn/

to close within bounds, or otherwise limit or deprive of free movement

From this reading “The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:”

stenographer noun US /steˈnʌɡrəfər/

someone skilled in the transcription of speech (especially dictation)

From this reading “This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

addictedadjectiveUS /əˈdɪktɪd/

compulsively or physiologically dependent on something habit-forming

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading "Tommy, you must never hear anything that is said in the office.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Do what you are told, but turn a deaf ear to conversation that does not include you."

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

bossnounUS /bɑːs/

a person who exercises control over workers

From this reading This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

conversationnounUS /ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃən/

the use of speech for informal exchange of views or ideas or information etc.

From this reading Do what you are told, but turn a deaf ear to conversation that does not include you."

counseledverbUS /ˈkaʊnsəld/

past form of “counsel” — give advice to

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

deafadjectiveUS /def/

lacking or deprived of the sense of hearing wholly or in part

From this reading Do what you are told, but turn a deaf ear to conversation that does not include you."

departurenounUS /dɪˈpɑːrtʃər/

the act of departing

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

dischargeverbUS /dɪsˈtʃɑːrdʒ/

complete or carry out

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

Doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Do what you are told, but turn a deaf ear to conversation that does not include you."

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Do what you are told, but turn a deaf ear to conversation that does not include you."

earnounUS /iːr/

the sense organ for hearing and equilibrium

From this reading Do what you are told, but turn a deaf ear to conversation that does not include you."

employverbUS /emˈplɔɪ/

put into service; make work or employ for a particular purpose or for its inherent or natural purpose

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

employernounUS /emˈplɔɪər/

a person or firm that employs workers

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

endnounUS /end/

either extremity of something that has length

From this reading This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:

faultnounUS /fɔːlt/

a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

futureadjectiveUS /ˈfjuːtʃər/

yet to be or coming

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

habitnounUS /ˈhæbət/

an established custom

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

hearverbUS /hiːr/

perceive (sound) via the auditory sense

From this reading "Tommy, you must never hear anything that is said in the office.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

includeverbUS /ˌɪnˈkluːd/

have as a part, be made up out of

From this reading Do what you are told, but turn a deaf ear to conversation that does not include you."

inspirationnounUS /ˌɪnspərˈeɪʃən/

arousal of the mind to special unusual activity or creativity

From this reading This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Tommy, you must never hear anything that is said in the office.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

lawyernounUS /ˈlɔːjər/

a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

learnverbUS /lɜːrn/

gain knowledge or skills

From this reading This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:

lessonnounUS /ˈlesən/

a unit of instruction

From this reading This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading "Tommy, you must never hear anything that is said in the office.

necessaryadjectiveUS /ˈnesəseri/

absolutely essential

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading "Tommy, you must never hear anything that is said in the office.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Do what you are told, but turn a deaf ear to conversation that does not include you."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading "Tommy, you must never hear anything that is said in the office.

office-boy

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From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

officesnounUS /ˈɔːfəsəz/

plural of “office” — place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

restrainverbUS /riˈstreɪn/

to close within bounds, or otherwise limit or deprive of free movement

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Tommy, you must never hear anything that is said in the office.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:

similaradjectiveUS /ˈsɪmələr/

marked by correspondence or resemblance

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

stenographernounUS /steˈnʌɡrəfər/

someone skilled in the transcription of speech (especially dictation)

From this reading This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:

struckadjectiveUS /strʌk/

(used in combination) affected by something overwhelming

From this reading This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:

tellingadjectiveUS /ˈtelɪŋ/

disclosing unintentionally something concealed

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

thinkingnounUS /ˈθɪŋkɪŋ/

the process of using your mind to consider something carefully

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading Do what you are told, but turn a deaf ear to conversation that does not include you."

Tommy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Tommy, you must never hear anything that is said in the office.

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading Do what you are told, but turn a deaf ear to conversation that does not include you."

turnedadjectiveUS /tɜːrnd/

moved around an axis or center

From this reading This struck the boss as such a happy inspiration that, to the end that his stenographer might learn the same lesson, he turned to her and said:

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

wiseadjectiveUS /waɪz/

having or prompted by wisdom or discernment

From this reading The lawyer found it necessary to discharge him, but, thinking to restrain him from a similar fault in the future, he counseled the boy, on his departure, in this wise:

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading A New York lawyer had in his employ an office-boy who was addicted to the bad habit of telling in other offices what happened in that of his employer.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Tommy, you must never hear anything that is said in the office.

Chapter 5 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations by Marion Dix [Editor] Mosher holds 381 sentences, grouped into 77 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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