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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

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Nations, like individuals, live and die; but civilization cannot die.--_Mazzini_.
The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.
CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.
"The European idea is pretty well illustrated by the remarks of Muggins.
Muggins on his return from the pub one Saturday night, said to his wife:
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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 382 sentences across 77 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/76 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Nations, like individuals, live and die; but civilization cannot die.--_Mazzini_.
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The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.
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CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.
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"The European idea is pretty well illustrated by the remarks of Muggins.
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Muggins on his return from the pub one Saturday night, said to his wife:

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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census noun US /ˈsensəs/

a periodic count of the population

From this reading “The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.”

crops noun US /krɑːps/

plural of “crop” — the yield from plants in a single growing season

From this reading “The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.”

distinctions noun US /dɪˈstɪŋkʃənz/

plural of “distinction” — a discrimination between things as different and distinct on the basis of their characteristics or attributes

From this reading “CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.”

Hoover noun US /ˈhuːvər/

United States industrialist who manufactured vacuum cleaners (1849-1932)

From this reading “CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.”

illustrated verb US /ˈɪləstreɪtəd/

past form of “illustrate” — clarify by giving an example of

From this reading “"The European idea is pretty well illustrated by the remarks of Muggins.”

pub noun US /pʌb/

tavern consisting of a building with a bar and public rooms; often provides light meals

From this reading “Muggins on his return from the pub one Saturday night, said to his wife:”

stationary adjective US /ˈsteɪʃəneri/

standing still

From this reading “CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.”

truest adjective US /ˈtruːɪst/

superlative of “true” — consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading “The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

AmericanounUS /əˈmerəkə/

North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Nations, like individuals, live and die; but civilization cannot die.--_Mazzini_.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

banquetnounUS /ˈbæŋkwət/

a ceremonial dinner party for many people

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Nations, like individuals, live and die; but civilization cannot die.--_Mazzini_.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "The European idea is pretty well illustrated by the remarks of Muggins.

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From this reading Nations, like individuals, live and die; but civilization cannot die.--_Mazzini_.

censusnounUS /ˈsensəs/

a periodic count of the population

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

citiesnounUS /ˈsɪtiz/

plural of “city” — a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

civilizationnounUS /ˌsɪvəlɪˈzeɪʃən/

a society in an advanced state of social development (e.g., with complex legal and political and religious organizations)

From this reading Nations, like individuals, live and die; but civilization cannot die.--_Mazzini_.

CLASSnounUS /klæs/

a collection of things sharing a common attribute

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

cropsnounUS /krɑːps/

plural of “crop” — the yield from plants in a single growing season

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

dieverbUS /daɪ/

pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading Nations, like individuals, live and die; but civilization cannot die.--_Mazzini_.

differencenounUS /ˈdɪfərəns/

the quality of being unlike or dissimilar

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

DISTINCTIONSnounUS /dɪˈstɪŋkʃənz/

plural of “distinction” — a discrimination between things as different and distinct on the basis of their characteristics or attributes

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

EmersonnounUS /ˈemərsən/

United States writer and leading exponent of transcendentalism (1803-1882)

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

EuropenounUS /ˈjʊrəp/

the 2nd smallest continent (actually a vast peninsula of Eurasia); the British use “Europe” to refer to all of the continent except the British Isles

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

EuropeannounUS /ˌjʊrəˈpiːən/

a native or inhabitant of Europe

From this reading "The European idea is pretty well illustrated by the remarks of Muggins.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Muggins on his return from the pub one Saturday night, said to his wife:

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Muggins on his return from the pub one Saturday night, said to his wife:

HoovernounUS /ˈhuːvər/

United States industrialist who manufactured vacuum cleaners (1849-1932)

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading "The European idea is pretty well illustrated by the remarks of Muggins.

illustratedverbUS /ˈɪləstreɪtəd/

past form of “illustrate” — clarify by giving an example of

From this reading "The European idea is pretty well illustrated by the remarks of Muggins.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

individualsnounUS /ˌɪndəˈvɪdʒəwəlz/

plural of “individual” — a human being

From this reading Nations, like individuals, live and die; but civilization cannot die.--_Mazzini_.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Nations, like individuals, live and die; but civilization cannot die.--_Mazzini_.

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading Nations, like individuals, live and die; but civilization cannot die.--_Mazzini_.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

Mazzininoun

Italian nationalist whose writings spurred the movement for a unified and independent Italy (1805-1872)

From this reading Nations, like individuals, live and die; but civilization cannot die.--_Mazzini_.

Mugginsnoun

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading "The European idea is pretty well illustrated by the remarks of Muggins.

NationsnounUS /ˈneɪʃənz/

plural of “nation” — a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading Nations, like individuals, live and die; but civilization cannot die.--_Mazzini_.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading Muggins on his return from the pub one Saturday night, said to his wife:

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

norconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Muggins on his return from the pub one Saturday night, said to his wife:

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading "The European idea is pretty well illustrated by the remarks of Muggins.

pubnounUS /pʌb/

tavern consisting of a building with a bar and public rooms; often provides light meals

From this reading Muggins on his return from the pub one Saturday night, said to his wife:

remarksnounUS /rɪˈmɑːrks/

plural of “remark” — a statement that expresses a personal opinion or belief or adds information

From this reading "The European idea is pretty well illustrated by the remarks of Muggins.

returnverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrn/

go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading Muggins on his return from the pub one Saturday night, said to his wife:

riseverbUS /raɪz/

move upward

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

SaturdaynounUS /ˈsætərdi/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading Muggins on his return from the pub one Saturday night, said to his wife:

SecretarynounUS /ˈsekrəteri/

a person who is head of an administrative department of government

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

sizenounUS /saɪz/

the physical magnitude of something (how big it is)

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

stationaryadjectiveUS /ˈsteɪʃəneri/

standing still

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

testnounUS /test/

trying something to find out about it

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

truestadjectiveUS /ˈtruːɪst/

superlative of “true” — consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

turnsnounUS /tɜːrnz/

plural of “turn” — a circular segment of a curve

From this reading The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "The European idea is pretty well illustrated by the remarks of Muggins.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading Muggins on his return from the pub one Saturday night, said to his wife:

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at a banquet: "One difference between Europe and America is that over there they like to keep you in your place--stationary, you know, while here we like to see a man rise.

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