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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

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That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.
CURES _A Testimonial_ DOCTOR--"Did that cure for deafness really help your brother?"
PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."
CURIOSITY "My wife is mourning the loss of a ten-thousand-dollar diamond necklace."
"Why don't you advertise a thousand reward and no questions asked?"
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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 391 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.
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CURES _A Testimonial_ DOCTOR--"Did that cure for deafness really help your brother?"
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PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."
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CURIOSITY "My wife is mourning the loss of a ten-thousand-dollar diamond necklace."
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"Why don't you advertise a thousand reward and no questions asked?"

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

advancement noun US /ədˈvænsmənt/

encouragement of the progress or growth or acceptance of something

From this reading “That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.”

advertise verb US /ˈædvərtaɪz/

call attention to

From this reading “"Why don't you advertise a thousand reward and no questions asked?"”

Beecher noun US /ˈbiːtʃər/

United States clergyman who was a leader for the abolition of slavery (1813-1887)

cultivation noun US /ˌkʌltɪˈveɪʃən/

socialization through training and education to develop one's mind or manners

From this reading “That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.”

cures noun US /kjʊrz/

plural of “cure” — a medicine or therapy that cures disease or relieve pain

From this reading “CURES _A Testimonial_ DOCTOR--"Did that cure for deafness really help your brother?"”

deafness noun US /ˈdefnəs/

partial or complete loss of hearing

From this reading “CURES _A Testimonial_ DOCTOR--"Did that cure for deafness really help your brother?"”

enables verb US /eˈneɪbəlz/

third-person singular of “enable” — render capable or able for some task

From this reading “That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.”

Testimonial noun US /ˌtestəˈmoʊniəl/

something that serves as evidence

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading CURES _A Testimonial_ DOCTOR--"Did that cure for deafness really help your brother?"

advancementnounUS /ədˈvænsmənt/

encouragement of the progress or growth or acceptance of something

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

advertiseverbUS /ˈædvərtaɪz/

call attention to

From this reading "Why don't you advertise a thousand reward and no questions asked?"

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."

AmericanounUS /əˈmerəkə/

North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

From this reading PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "Why don't you advertise a thousand reward and no questions asked?"

BeechernounUS /ˈbiːtʃər/

United States clergyman who was a leader for the abolition of slavery (1813-1887)

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

brothernounUS /ˈbrʌðər/

a male with the same parents as someone else

From this reading CURES _A Testimonial_ DOCTOR--"Did that cure for deafness really help your brother?"

cultivationnounUS /ˌkʌltɪˈveɪʃən/

socialization through training and education to develop one's mind or manners

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

cureverbUS /kjʊr/

provide a cure for, make healthy again

From this reading CURES _A Testimonial_ DOCTOR--"Did that cure for deafness really help your brother?"

CURESnounUS /kjʊrz/

plural of “cure” — a medicine or therapy that cures disease or relieve pain

From this reading CURES _A Testimonial_ DOCTOR--"Did that cure for deafness really help your brother?"

CURIOSITYnounUS /ˌkjʊriˈɑːsəti/

a state in which you want to learn more about something

From this reading CURIOSITY "My wife is mourning the loss of a ten-thousand-dollar diamond necklace."

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."

deafnessnounUS /ˈdefnəs/

partial or complete loss of hearing

From this reading CURES _A Testimonial_ DOCTOR--"Did that cure for deafness really help your brother?"

diamondnounUS /ˈdaɪmənd/

a transparent piece of diamond that has been cut and polished and is valued as a precious gem

From this reading CURIOSITY "My wife is mourning the loss of a ten-thousand-dollar diamond necklace."

Didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading CURES _A Testimonial_ DOCTOR--"Did that cure for deafness really help your brother?"

DOCTORnounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading CURES _A Testimonial_ DOCTOR--"Did that cure for deafness really help your brother?"

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Why don't you advertise a thousand reward and no questions asked?"

enablesverbUS /eˈneɪbəlz/

third-person singular of “enable” — render capable or able for some task

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

formnounUS /fɔːrm/

the phonological or orthographic sound or appearance of a word that can be used to describe or identify something

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."

givesnounUS /ɡɪvz/

plural of “give” — the elasticity of something that can be stretched and returns to its original length

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

hadn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading CURES _A Testimonial_ DOCTOR--"Did that cure for deafness really help your brother?"

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

lossnounUS /lɔːs/

something that is lost

From this reading CURIOSITY "My wife is mourning the loss of a ten-thousand-dollar diamond necklace."

medicinenounUS /ˈmedəsən/

the branches of medical science that deal with nonsurgical techniques

From this reading PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

mourningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

state of sorrow over the death or departure of a loved one

From this reading CURIOSITY "My wife is mourning the loss of a ten-thousand-dollar diamond necklace."

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading CURIOSITY "My wife is mourning the loss of a ten-thousand-dollar diamond necklace."

necklacenounUS /ˈnekləs/

jewelry consisting of a cord or chain (often bearing gems) worn about the neck as an ornament (especially by women)

From this reading CURIOSITY "My wife is mourning the loss of a ten-thousand-dollar diamond necklace."

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "Why don't you advertise a thousand reward and no questions asked?"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

PATverbUS /pæt/

pat or squeeze fondly or playfully, especially under the chin

From this reading PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."

questionsnounUS /ˈkwestʃənz/

plural of “question” — an instance of questioning

From this reading "Why don't you advertise a thousand reward and no questions asked?"

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading CURES _A Testimonial_ DOCTOR--"Did that cure for deafness really help your brother?"

rewardnounUS /rɪˈwɔːrd/

a recompense for worthy acts or retribution for wrongdoing

From this reading "Why don't you advertise a thousand reward and no questions asked?"

soundnounUS /saʊnd/

the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."

successfullyadverbUS /səkˈsesfəli/

with success; in a successful manner

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

SureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."

sympathynounUS /ˈsɪmpəθi/

an inclination to support or be loyal to or to agree with an opinion

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

ten-thousand-dollar

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CURIOSITY "My wife is mourning the loss of a ten-thousand-dollar diamond necklace."

TestimonialnounUS /ˌtestəˈmoʊniəl/

something that serves as evidence

From this reading CURES _A Testimonial_ DOCTOR--"Did that cure for deafness really help your brother?"

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."

thousandnounUS /ˈθaʊzənd/

the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading "Why don't you advertise a thousand reward and no questions asked?"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Why don't you advertise a thousand reward and no questions asked?"

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading CURIOSITY "My wife is mourning the loss of a ten-thousand-dollar diamond necklace."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading That is true cultivation which gives us sympathy with every form of human life, and enables us to work most successfully for its advancement.--_Beecher_.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading PAT--"Sure enough; he hadn't heard a sound for years and the day after he took that medicine, he heard from a friend in America."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Why don't you advertise a thousand reward and no questions asked?"

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading CURES _A Testimonial_ DOCTOR--"Did that cure for deafness really help your brother?"

Chapter 8 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations by Marion Dix [Editor] Mosher holds 391 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 8 holds 391 sentences of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations, unabridged, divided into 79 reading sections.

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