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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.
What is it, anyhow?'
"Oh, that means 'God only knows,'" replied the English physician.
The fashionable physician walked in, in his breezy way, and nodded smilingly at his patient.
"Well, here I am, Mrs. Adams," he announced.
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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.
Line 2
What is it, anyhow?'
/wʌt ɪz ɪt ˈenihaʊ/
Line 3
"Oh, that means 'God only knows,'" replied the English physician.
/oʊ ðæt miːnz ɡɑːd ˈoʊnli noʊz rɪˈplaɪd ðə ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ fəˈzɪʃən/
Line 4
The fashionable physician walked in, in his breezy way, and nodded smilingly at his patient.
/ðə ˈfæʃənəbəl fəˈzɪʃən wɔːkt ɪn ɪn hɪz ˈbriːzi weɪ ənd ˈnɑːdəd ˈsmaɪlɪŋli æt hɪz ˈpeɪʃənt/
Line 5
"Well, here I am, Mrs. Adams," he announced.
/wel hiːr aɪ æm ˈmɪsɪz ˈædəmz hiː əˈnaʊnst/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Adams noun US /ˈædəmz/

American Revolutionary leader and patriot; an organizer of the Boston Tea Party and signer of the Declaration of Independence (1722-1803)

From this reading “"Well, here I am, Mrs. Adams," he announced.”

anyhow adverb US /ˈenihaʊ/

used to indicate that a statement explains or supports a previous statement

From this reading “What is it, anyhow?'”

breezy adjective US /ˈbriːzi/

fresh and animated

From this reading “The fashionable physician walked in, in his breezy way, and nodded smilingly at his patient.”

epidemic noun US /ˌepəˈdemɪk/

a widespread outbreak of an infectious disease; many people are infected at the same time

From this reading “"'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.”

fashionable adjective US /ˈfæʃənəbəl/

being or in accordance with current social fashions

From this reading “The fashionable physician walked in, in his breezy way, and nodded smilingly at his patient.”

physician noun US /fəˈzɪʃən/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading “"Oh, that means 'God only knows,'" replied the English physician.”

severe adjective US /səˈvɪr/

intensely or extremely bad or unpleasant in degree or quality

From this reading “"'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.”

smilingly adverb US /ˈsmaɪlɪŋli/

with smiles; in a smiling manner

From this reading “The fashionable physician walked in, in his breezy way, and nodded smilingly at his patient.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.

AdamsnounUS /ˈædəmz/

American Revolutionary leader and patriot; an organizer of the Boston Tea Party and signer of the Declaration of Independence (1722-1803)

From this reading "Well, here I am, Mrs. Adams," he announced.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading "Well, here I am, Mrs. Adams," he announced.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The fashionable physician walked in, in his breezy way, and nodded smilingly at his patient.

announcedadjectiveUS /əˈnaʊnst/

declared publicly; made widely known

From this reading "Well, here I am, Mrs. Adams," he announced.

anyhowadverbUS /ˈenihaʊ/

used to indicate that a statement explains or supports a previous statement

From this reading What is it, anyhow?'

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The fashionable physician walked in, in his breezy way, and nodded smilingly at his patient.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.

breezyadjectiveUS /ˈbriːzi/

fresh and animated

From this reading The fashionable physician walked in, in his breezy way, and nodded smilingly at his patient.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading "Oh, that means 'God only knows,'" replied the English physician.

epidemicnounUS /ˌepəˈdemɪk/

a widespread outbreak of an infectious disease; many people are infected at the same time

From this reading "'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.

fashionableadjectiveUS /ˈfæʃənəbəl/

being or in accordance with current social fashions

From this reading The fashionable physician walked in, in his breezy way, and nodded smilingly at his patient.

GnounUS /dʒiː/

a metric unit of weight equal to one thousandth of a kilogram

From this reading "'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.

GodnounUS /ɡɑːd/

the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading "Oh, that means 'God only knows,'" replied the English physician.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Well, here I am, Mrs. Adams," he announced.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading "Well, here I am, Mrs. Adams," he announced.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The fashionable physician walked in, in his breezy way, and nodded smilingly at his patient.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Well, here I am, Mrs. Adams," he announced.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading What is it, anyhow?'

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading What is it, anyhow?'

KnounUS /keɪ/

the basic unit of thermodynamic temperature adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading "'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading "Oh, that means 'God only knows,'" replied the English physician.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading "'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.

meansnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading "Oh, that means 'God only knows,'" replied the English physician.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading "Well, here I am, Mrs. Adams," he announced.

noddedverbUS /ˈnɑːdəd/

inflected form of “nod” — express or signify by nodding

From this reading The fashionable physician walked in, in his breezy way, and nodded smilingly at his patient.

OnounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading "'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading "Oh, that means 'God only knows,'" replied the English physician.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading "Oh, that means 'God only knows,'" replied the English physician.

patientnounUS /ˈpeɪʃənt/

a person who requires medical care

From this reading The fashionable physician walked in, in his breezy way, and nodded smilingly at his patient.

physiciannounUS /fəˈzɪʃən/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading "Oh, that means 'God only knows,'" replied the English physician.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading "Oh, that means 'God only knows,'" replied the English physician.

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading "'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.

severeadjectiveUS /səˈvɪr/

intensely or extremely bad or unpleasant in degree or quality

From this reading "'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.

smilinglyadverbUS /ˈsmaɪlɪŋli/

with smiles; in a smiling manner

From this reading The fashionable physician walked in, in his breezy way, and nodded smilingly at his patient.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Oh, that means 'God only knows,'" replied the English physician.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Oh, that means 'God only knows,'" replied the English physician.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading "'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "'There seems to be a severe epidemic of this G.O.K. in London.

walkedverbUS /wɔːkt/

past form of “walk” — use one's feet to advance; advance by steps

From this reading The fashionable physician walked in, in his breezy way, and nodded smilingly at his patient.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading The fashionable physician walked in, in his breezy way, and nodded smilingly at his patient.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, here I am, Mrs. Adams," he announced.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What is it, anyhow?'

Chapter 9 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations by Marion Dix [Editor] Mosher holds 403 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 9 holds 403 sentences of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

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