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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations
More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter X · Chapter 10

Chapter 10 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 396 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.
"Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"
"Why--hem!--why, certainly, ma'am," replied the doctor.
"It is because they come into the world without power of speech."
"Dear me," remarked the woman, "just see what it is to have a physical edication!
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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter X · Chapter 10

Chapter 10 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 396 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.
/ˈdaʊtləs ðə oʊld ˈwʊmən ɪn ðɪs ˈstɔːri frʌm ðə ˈlʌndən poʊst wɪl naʊ biː ˈeɪbəl tuː ˌenˈlaɪtən hɜːr ˈhʌzbənd ɑːn ə ˈtrʌbəlsəm səbˈdʒekt/
Line 2
"Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"
Line 3
"Why--hem!--why, certainly, ma'am," replied the doctor.
Line 4
"It is because they come into the world without power of speech."
/ɪt ɪz bɪˈkɔːz ðeɪ kʌm ˈɪntuː ðə wɜːrld wɪˈθaʊt ˈpaʊər ʌv spiːtʃ/
Line 5
"Dear me," remarked the woman, "just see what it is to have a physical edication!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

dumb adjective US /dʌm/

slow to learn or understand; lacking intellectual acuity

From this reading “"Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"”

enlighten verb US /ˌenˈlaɪtən/

make understand

From this reading “Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.”

folks noun US /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading “"Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"”

hem noun US /hem/

the edge of a piece of cloth; especially the finished edge that has been doubled under and stitched down

From this reading “"Why--hem!--why, certainly, ma'am," replied the doctor.”

ma'am noun US /mæm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading “"Why--hem!--why, certainly, ma'am," replied the doctor.”

physical adjective US /ˈfɪzɪkəl/

involving the body as distinguished from the mind or spirit

From this reading “"Dear me," remarked the woman, "just see what it is to have a physical edication!”

physician noun US /fəˈzɪʃən/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading “"Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"”

troublesome adjective US /ˈtrʌbəlsəm/

causing difficulty or annoyance

From this reading “Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

ableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəl/

(usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading "It is because they come into the world without power of speech."

bornadjectiveUS /bɔːrn/

brought into existence

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

certainlyadverbUS /ˈsɜːrtənli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading "Why--hem!--why, certainly, ma'am," replied the doctor.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading "It is because they come into the world without power of speech."

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

DearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading "Dear me," remarked the woman, "just see what it is to have a physical edication!

DoctornounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

DoubtlessadverbUS /ˈdaʊtləs/

without doubt; certainly

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

dumbadjectiveUS /dʌm/

slow to learn or understand; lacking intellectual acuity

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

edication

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Dear me," remarked the woman, "just see what it is to have a physical edication!

enlightenverbUS /ˌenˈlaɪtən/

make understand

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

folksnounUS /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "Dear me," remarked the woman, "just see what it is to have a physical edication!

hemnounUS /hem/

the edge of a piece of cloth; especially the finished edge that has been doubled under and stitched down

From this reading "Why--hem!--why, certainly, ma'am," replied the doctor.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

husbandnounUS /ˈhʌzbənd/

a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

inquiredverbUS /ˌɪnˈkwaɪərd/

past form of “inquire” — address a question to and expect an answer from

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading "It is because they come into the world without power of speech."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading "Dear me," remarked the woman, "just see what it is to have a physical edication!

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

ma'amnounUS /mæm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading "Why--hem!--why, certainly, ma'am," replied the doctor.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

physicaladjectiveUS /ˈfɪzɪkəl/

involving the body as distinguished from the mind or spirit

From this reading "Dear me," remarked the woman, "just see what it is to have a physical edication!

physiciannounUS /fəˈzɪʃən/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

PostverbUS /poʊst/

affix in a public place or for public notice

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

powernounUS /ˈpaʊər/

possession of controlling influence

From this reading "It is because they come into the world without power of speech."

remarkedverbUS /rɪˈmɑːrkt/

past form of “remark” — make mention of

From this reading "Dear me," remarked the woman, "just see what it is to have a physical edication!

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading "Why--hem!--why, certainly, ma'am," replied the doctor.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "Dear me," remarked the woman, "just see what it is to have a physical edication!

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

speechnounUS /spiːtʃ/

the act of delivering a formal spoken communication to an audience

From this reading "It is because they come into the world without power of speech."

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

subjectnounUS /səbˈdʒekt/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "It is because they come into the world without power of speech."

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

troublesomeadjectiveUS /ˈtrʌbəlsəm/

causing difficulty or annoyance

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "Dear me," remarked the woman, "just see what it is to have a physical edication!

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Why--hem!--why, certainly, ma'am," replied the doctor.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading "It is because they come into the world without power of speech."

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading Doubtless the old woman in this story from the London Post will now be able to enlighten her husband on a troublesome subject.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading "It is because they come into the world without power of speech."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Doctor," she inquired of a country physician, "can you tell me how it is that some folks be born dumb?"

Chapter 10 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations by Marion Dix [Editor] Mosher holds 396 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 10 holds 396 sentences of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations, unabridged, divided into 80 reading sections.

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Marion
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Mosher
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Librarian
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Genesee
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