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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations
More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XIII · Chapter 13

Chapter 13 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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SAM--"Ah done heard dat dey fine' Columbus's bones."
EZRA--"Lawd!
Ah never knew dat he wuz a gamblin' man."
GARAGES "What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"
"'Besides,' my son?
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XIII · Chapter 13

Chapter 13 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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SAM--"Ah done heard dat dey fine' Columbus's bones."
Line 2
EZRA--"Lawd!
Line 3
Ah never knew dat he wuz a gamblin' man."
Line 4
GARAGES "What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"
/ɡərˈɑːʒɪz wʌt duː ðeɪ sel ɪn ðæt læst ɡərˈɑːʒ bɪˈsaɪdz ˈɡæsəliːn ˈfɑːðər/
Line 5
"'Besides,' my son?
/bɪˈsaɪdz maɪ sʌn/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bones noun US /boʊnz/

(used in the plural) a percussion instrument consisting of a pair of hollow pieces of wood or bone (usually held between the thumb and fingers) that are made to click together (as by Spanish dancers) in rhythm with the dance

From this reading “SAM--"Ah done heard dat dey fine' Columbus's bones."”

Columbus's noun US /kəˈlʌmbəsɪz/

possessive form of “columbus” — the state capital of Ohio; located in the center of the state; site of Ohio State University

From this reading “SAM--"Ah done heard dat dey fine' Columbus's bones."”

dat noun US /dæt/

a digital tape recording of sound

From this reading “SAM--"Ah done heard dat dey fine' Columbus's bones."”

ezra noun US /ˈezrə/

a Jewish priest and scribe sent by the Persian king to restore Jewish law and worship in Jerusalem

From this reading “EZRA--"Lawd!”

garage noun US /ɡərˈɑːʒ/

an outbuilding (or part of a building) for housing automobiles

From this reading “GARAGES "What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"”

garages noun US /ɡərˈɑːʒɪz/

plural of “garage” — an outbuilding (or part of a building) for housing automobiles

From this reading “GARAGES "What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"”

gasoline noun US /ˈɡæsəliːn/

a volatile flammable mixture of hydrocarbons (hexane and heptane and octane etc.) derived from petroleum; used mainly as a fuel in internal-combustion engines

From this reading “GARAGES "What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"”

sam noun US /sæm/

a guided missile fired from land or shipboard against an airborne target

From this reading “SAM--"Ah done heard dat dey fine' Columbus's bones."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Ah never knew dat he wuz a gamblin' man."

Ah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading SAM--"Ah done heard dat dey fine' Columbus's bones."

besidesprepositionUS /bɪˈsaɪdz/

in addition to; as well as

From this reading GARAGES "What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"

bonesnounUS /boʊnz/

(used in the plural) a percussion instrument consisting of a pair of hollow pieces of wood or bone (usually held between the thumb and fingers) that are made to click together (as by Spanish dancers) in rhythm with the dance

From this reading SAM--"Ah done heard dat dey fine' Columbus's bones."

Columbus'snounUS /kəˈlʌmbəsɪz/

possessive form of “columbus” — the state capital of Ohio; located in the center of the state; site of Ohio State University

From this reading SAM--"Ah done heard dat dey fine' Columbus's bones."

datnounUS /dæt/

a digital tape recording of sound

From this reading SAM--"Ah done heard dat dey fine' Columbus's bones."

dey

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading SAM--"Ah done heard dat dey fine' Columbus's bones."

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading GARAGES "What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading SAM--"Ah done heard dat dey fine' Columbus's bones."

EZRAnounUS /ˈezrə/

a Jewish priest and scribe sent by the Persian king to restore Jewish law and worship in Jerusalem

From this reading EZRA--"Lawd!

fathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading GARAGES "What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"

fineadjectiveUS /faɪn/

being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading SAM--"Ah done heard dat dey fine' Columbus's bones."

gamblin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ah never knew dat he wuz a gamblin' man."

garagenounUS /ɡərˈɑːʒ/

an outbuilding (or part of a building) for housing automobiles

From this reading GARAGES "What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"

GARAGESnounUS /ɡərˈɑːʒɪz/

plural of “garage” — an outbuilding (or part of a building) for housing automobiles

From this reading GARAGES "What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"

gasolinenounUS /ˈɡæsəliːn/

a volatile flammable mixture of hydrocarbons (hexane and heptane and octane etc.) derived from petroleum; used mainly as a fuel in internal-combustion engines

From this reading GARAGES "What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Ah never knew dat he wuz a gamblin' man."

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading SAM--"Ah done heard dat dey fine' Columbus's bones."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading GARAGES "What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Ah never knew dat he wuz a gamblin' man."

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading GARAGES "What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"

Lawd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading EZRA--"Lawd!

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Ah never knew dat he wuz a gamblin' man."

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "'Besides,' my son?

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Ah never knew dat he wuz a gamblin' man."

SAMnounUS /sæm/

a guided missile fired from land or shipboard against an airborne target

From this reading SAM--"Ah done heard dat dey fine' Columbus's bones."

sellverbUS /sel/

exchange or deliver for money or its equivalent

From this reading GARAGES "What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"

sonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading "'Besides,' my son?

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading GARAGES "What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading GARAGES "What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading GARAGES "What do they sell in that last garage besides gasoline, father?"

wuz

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ah never knew dat he wuz a gamblin' man."

Chapter 13 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations by Marion Dix [Editor] Mosher holds 403 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 13 holds 403 sentences of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 13 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations by Marion Dix [Editor] Mosher exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 403 sentences, grouped into 81 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Marion
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Mosher
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