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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XV · Chapter 15

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After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."
He that has but impudence, To all things has a fair pretence; And puts among his wants but shame, To all the world may lay his claim.
--_Butler_.
There is no better provision for life than impudence and a brazen face.--_Menander_.
INCOME TAX We saw Diogenes the other day with his lantern.
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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XV · Chapter 15

Chapter 15 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 400 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."
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He that has but impudence, To all things has a fair pretence; And puts among his wants but shame, To all the world may lay his claim.
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--_Butler_.
/ˈbʌtlər/
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There is no better provision for life than impudence and a brazen face.--_Menander_.
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INCOME TAX We saw Diogenes the other day with his lantern.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

brazen adjective US /ˈbreɪzən/

unrestrained by convention or propriety

From this reading “There is no better provision for life than impudence and a brazen face.--_Menander_.”

Butler noun US /ˈbʌtlər/

a manservant (usually the head servant of a household) who has charge of wines and the table

item noun US /ˈaɪtəm/

a distinct part that can be specified separately in a group of things that could be enumerated on a list

From this reading “After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."”

Kipling noun US /ˈkɪplɪŋ/

English author of novels and poetry who was born in India (1865-1936)

From this reading “After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."”

lantern noun US /ˈlæntərn/

light in a transparent protective case

From this reading “INCOME TAX We saw Diogenes the other day with his lantern.”

provision noun US /prəˈvɪʒən/

a stipulated condition

From this reading “There is no better provision for life than impudence and a brazen face.--_Menander_.”

tax verb US /tæks/

levy a tax on

From this reading “INCOME TAX We saw Diogenes the other day with his lantern.”

withdrawn adjective US /wɪθˈdrɔːn/

withdrawn from society; seeking solitude

From this reading “After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He that has but impudence, To all things has a fair pretence; And puts among his wants but shame, To all the world may lay his claim.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading He that has but impudence, To all things has a fair pretence; And puts among his wants but shame, To all the world may lay his claim.

amongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading He that has but impudence, To all things has a fair pretence; And puts among his wants but shame, To all the world may lay his claim.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading There is no better provision for life than impudence and a brazen face.--_Menander_.

billnounUS /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

brazenadjectiveUS /ˈbreɪzən/

unrestrained by convention or propriety

From this reading There is no better provision for life than impudence and a brazen face.--_Menander_.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading He that has but impudence, To all things has a fair pretence; And puts among his wants but shame, To all the world may lay his claim.

ButlernounUS /ˈbʌtlər/

a manservant (usually the head servant of a household) who has charge of wines and the table

From this reading --_Butler_.

claimnounUS /kleɪm/

an assertion of a right (as to money or property)

From this reading He that has but impudence, To all things has a fair pretence; And puts among his wants but shame, To all the world may lay his claim.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading INCOME TAX We saw Diogenes the other day with his lantern.

Diogenesnoun

an ancient Greek philosopher and Cynic who rejected social conventions (circa 400-325 BC)

From this reading INCOME TAX We saw Diogenes the other day with his lantern.

discoveredadjectiveUS /dɪˈskʌvərd/

discovered or determined by scientific observation

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

dollarsnounUS /ˈdɑːlərz/

plural of “dollar” — the basic monetary unit in many countries; equal to 100 cents

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading There is no better provision for life than impudence and a brazen face.--_Menander_.

fairadjectiveUS /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading He that has but impudence, To all things has a fair pretence; And puts among his wants but shame, To all the world may lay his claim.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He that has but impudence, To all things has a fair pretence; And puts among his wants but shame, To all the world may lay his claim.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

impudencenoun

an impudent statement

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

INCOMEnounUS /ˈɪnkʌm/

the financial gain (earned or unearned) accruing over a given period of time

From this reading INCOME TAX We saw Diogenes the other day with his lantern.

indignationnounUS /ˌɪndɪɡˈneɪʃən/

a feeling of righteous anger

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There is no better provision for life than impudence and a brazen face.--_Menander_.

itemnounUS /ˈaɪtəm/

a distinct part that can be specified separately in a group of things that could be enumerated on a list

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

KiplingnounUS /ˈkɪplɪŋ/

English author of novels and poetry who was born in India (1865-1936)

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

landlordnounUS /ˈlændlɔːrd/

a landowner who leases to others

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

lanternnounUS /ˈlæntərn/

light in a transparent protective case

From this reading INCOME TAX We saw Diogenes the other day with his lantern.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

layverbUS /leɪ/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading He that has but impudence, To all things has a fair pretence; And puts among his wants but shame, To all the world may lay his claim.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading There is no better provision for life than impudence and a brazen face.--_Menander_.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading He that has but impudence, To all things has a fair pretence; And puts among his wants but shame, To all the world may lay his claim.

Menandernoun

comic dramatist of ancient Greece (342-292 BC)

From this reading There is no better provision for life than impudence and a brazen face.--_Menander_.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading There is no better provision for life than impudence and a brazen face.--_Menander_.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading INCOME TAX We saw Diogenes the other day with his lantern.

pretencenoun

a false or unsupportable quality

From this reading He that has but impudence, To all things has a fair pretence; And puts among his wants but shame, To all the world may lay his claim.

provisionnounUS /prəˈvɪʒən/

a stipulated condition

From this reading There is no better provision for life than impudence and a brazen face.--_Menander_.

putsnounUS /pʊts/

plural of “put” — the option to sell a given stock (or stock index or commodity future) at a given price before a given date

From this reading He that has but impudence, To all things has a fair pretence; And puts among his wants but shame, To all the world may lay his claim.

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading INCOME TAX We saw Diogenes the other day with his lantern.

shamenounUS /ʃeɪm/

a painful emotion resulting from an awareness of inadequacy or guilt

From this reading He that has but impudence, To all things has a fair pretence; And puts among his wants but shame, To all the world may lay his claim.

TAXverbUS /tæks/

levy a tax on

From this reading INCOME TAX We saw Diogenes the other day with his lantern.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading There is no better provision for life than impudence and a brazen face.--_Menander_.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There is no better provision for life than impudence and a brazen face.--_Menander_.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading He that has but impudence, To all things has a fair pretence; And puts among his wants but shame, To all the world may lay his claim.

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

wantsnounUS /wɑːnts/

plural of “want” — a state of extreme poverty

From this reading He that has but impudence, To all things has a fair pretence; And puts among his wants but shame, To all the world may lay his claim.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading INCOME TAX We saw Diogenes the other day with his lantern.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading INCOME TAX We saw Diogenes the other day with his lantern.

withdrawnadjectiveUS /wɪθˈdrɔːn/

withdrawn from society; seeking solitude

From this reading After the landlord had withdrawn in great indignation, Kipling asked for his bill, and he discovered that the last item was, "To impudence--three dollars."

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading He that has but impudence, To all things has a fair pretence; And puts among his wants but shame, To all the world may lay his claim.

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