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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XVII · Chapter 17

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"Never."
"How do you know?"
"He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."
"Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.
"No, Colonel, I don't mean to call you a liar.
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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XVII · Chapter 17

Chapter 17 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 391 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"Never."
/ˈnevər/
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"How do you know?"
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"He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."
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"Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.
/duː juː ˈrɪli miːn tuː kɔːl miː ə ˈlaɪər æskt wʌn ˈraɪvəl ˈreɪlroʊd mæn ʌv əˈnʌðər ˈreɪlroʊd mæn ˈdʊrɪŋ ə dɪsˈpjuːt ɑːn ˈbɪznəs ðeɪ hæd ɑːn ˈɔːstən ˈævənuː ˈjestərdeɪ/
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"No, Colonel, I don't mean to call you a liar.

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Austin noun US /ˈɔːstən/

state capital of Texas on the Colorado River; site of the University of Texas

From this reading “"Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.”

Avenue noun US /ˈævənuː/

a line of approach

From this reading “"Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.”

dispute verb US /dɪsˈpjuːt/

take exception to

From this reading “"Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.”

liar noun US /ˈlaɪər/

a person who has lied or who lies repeatedly

From this reading “"Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.”

older adjective US /ˈoʊldər/

advanced in years; (“aged” is pronounced as two syllables)

From this reading “"He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."”

railroad noun US /ˈreɪlroʊd/

line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading “"Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.”

rival verb US /ˈraɪvəl/

be equal to in quality or ability

From this reading “"Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.”

tells noun US /telz/

plural of “tell” — a Swiss patriot who lived in the early 14th century and who was renowned for his skill as an archer

From this reading “"He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

AustinnounUS /ˈɔːstən/

state capital of Texas on the Colorado River; site of the University of Texas

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

AvenuenounUS /ˈævənuː/

a line of approach

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

ColonelnounUS /ˈkɜːrnəl/

a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines who ranks above a lieutenant colonel and below a brigadier general

From this reading "No, Colonel, I don't mean to call you a liar.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

disputeverbUS /dɪsˈpjuːt/

take exception to

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "How do you know?"

doesn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

duringprepositionUS /ˈdʊrɪŋ/

all through a period, or at some point within it

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "How do you know?"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

importantadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɔːrtənt/

of great significance or value

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "How do you know?"

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

liarnounUS /ˈlaɪər/

a person who has lied or who lies repeatedly

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

lieverbUS /laɪ/

be located or situated somewhere; occupy a certain position

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

marriedadjectiveUS /ˈmerid/

joined in matrimony

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

mattersnounUS /ˈmætərz/

plural of “matter” — a vaguely specified concern

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

NeveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading "Never."

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "No, Colonel, I don't mean to call you a liar.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

olderadjectiveUS /ˈoʊldər/

advanced in years; (“aged” is pronounced as two syllables)

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

railroadnounUS /ˈreɪlroʊd/

line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

rivalverbUS /ˈraɪvəl/

be equal to in quality or ability

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

tellsnounUS /telz/

plural of “tell” — a Swiss patriot who lived in the early 14th century and who was renowned for his skill as an archer

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "He tells me that I do not look a day older than I did when he married me, and if he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters."

yesterdaynounUS /ˈjestərdeɪ/

the day immediately before today

From this reading "Do you really mean to call me a liar?" asked one rival railroad man of another railroad man, during a dispute on business they had on Austin Avenue yesterday.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "How do you know?"

Chapter 17 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations by Marion Dix [Editor] Mosher holds 391 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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