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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XVIII · Chapter 18

Chapter 18 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.
"What kind of a license?" asked the judge.
"A hunting license?"
"No," was the answer.
"Aye tank aye bane hunting long enough.
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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XVIII · Chapter 18

Chapter 18 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.
/ə jʌŋ swiːd əˈpɪrd æt ðə ˈkaʊnti ˈdʒʌdʒɪz ˈɔːfɪs ənd æskt fɔːr ə ˈlaɪsəns/
Line 2
"What kind of a license?" asked the judge.
/wʌt kaɪnd ʌv ə ˈlaɪsəns æskt ðə dʒʌdʒ/
Line 3
"A hunting license?"
/ə ˈhʌntɪŋ ˈlaɪsəns/
Line 4
"No," was the answer.
/noʊ wɑːz ðə ˈænsər/
Line 5
"Aye tank aye bane hunting long enough.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bane noun US /beɪn/

something causing misery or death

From this reading “"Aye tank aye bane hunting long enough.”

county noun US /ˈkaʊnti/

(United Kingdom) a region created by territorial division for the purpose of local government

From this reading “A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.”

hunting noun US /ˈhʌntɪŋ/

the pursuit and killing or capture of wild animals regarded as a sport

From this reading “"A hunting license?"”

judge verb US /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading “A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.”

judge's noun US /ˈdʒʌdʒɪz/

possessive form of “judge” — a public official authorized to decide questions brought before a court of justice

From this reading “A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.”

license noun US /ˈlaɪsəns/

a legal document giving official permission to do something

From this reading “A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.”

Swede noun US /swiːd/

a native or inhabitant of Sweden

From this reading “A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.”

tank noun US /tæŋk/

an enclosed armored military vehicle; has a cannon and moves on caterpillar treads

From this reading “"Aye tank aye bane hunting long enough.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.

answerverbUS /ˈænsər/

react verbally

From this reading "No," was the answer.

appearedverbUS /əˈpɪrd/

past form of “appear” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.

Aye

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Aye tank aye bane hunting long enough.

banenounUS /beɪn/

something causing misery or death

From this reading "Aye tank aye bane hunting long enough.

countynounUS /ˈkaʊnti/

(United Kingdom) a region created by territorial division for the purpose of local government

From this reading A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading "Aye tank aye bane hunting long enough.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.

huntingnounUS /ˈhʌntɪŋ/

the pursuit and killing or capture of wild animals regarded as a sport

From this reading "A hunting license?"

judgeverbUS /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading "What kind of a license?" asked the judge.

judge'snounUS /ˈdʒʌdʒɪz/

possessive form of “judge” — a public official authorized to decide questions brought before a court of justice

From this reading A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading "What kind of a license?" asked the judge.

licensenounUS /ˈlaɪsəns/

a legal document giving official permission to do something

From this reading A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading "Aye tank aye bane hunting long enough.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "No," was the answer.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "What kind of a license?" asked the judge.

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.

SwedenounUS /swiːd/

a native or inhabitant of Sweden

From this reading A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.

tanknounUS /tæŋk/

an enclosed armored military vehicle; has a cannon and moves on caterpillar treads

From this reading "Aye tank aye bane hunting long enough.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "No," was the answer.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "What kind of a license?" asked the judge.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading A young Swede appeared at the county judge's office and asked for a license.

Chapter 18 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations by Marion Dix [Editor] Mosher holds 402 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 18 holds 402 sentences of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

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