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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XIX · Chapter 19

Chapter 19 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 374 sentences across 75 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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--_Ben S. Kearns_.
GIBES--"A man's best friend, they say, is a full pocketbook."
DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."
"I gave that beggar a penny, and he didn't thank me."
"No. You can't get anything for a penny now."
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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XIX · Chapter 19

Chapter 19 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 374 sentences across 75 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/74 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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--_Ben S. Kearns_.
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GIBES--"A man's best friend, they say, is a full pocketbook."
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DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."
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"I gave that beggar a penny, and he didn't thank me."
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"No. You can't get anything for a penny now."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

beggar noun US /ˈbeɡər/

a pauper who lives by begging

From this reading “"I gave that beggar a penny, and he didn't thank me."”

Ben noun US /ben/

a mountain or tall hill

constant adjective US /ˈkɑːnstənt/

unvarying in nature

From this reading “DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."”

gibes noun US /dʒaɪbz/

plural of “gibe” — an aggressive remark directed at a person like a missile and intended to have a telling effect

From this reading “GIBES--"A man's best friend, they say, is a full pocketbook."”

grow verb US /ɡroʊ/

pass into a condition gradually, take on a specific property or attribute; become

From this reading “DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."”

penny noun US /ˈpeni/

a fractional monetary unit of Ireland and the United Kingdom; equal to one hundredth of a pound

From this reading “"I gave that beggar a penny, and he didn't thank me."”

pocketbook noun US /ˈpɑːkətbʊk/

your personal financial means

From this reading “GIBES--"A man's best friend, they say, is a full pocketbook."”

purse noun US /pɜːrs/

a container used for carrying money and small personal items or accessories (especially by women)

From this reading “DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."”

All words in this reading · 48

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading GIBES--"A man's best friend, they say, is a full pocketbook."

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "I gave that beggar a penny, and he didn't thank me."

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading "No. You can't get anything for a penny now."

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

beggarnounUS /ˈbeɡər/

a pauper who lives by begging

From this reading "I gave that beggar a penny, and he didn't thank me."

BennounUS /ben/

a mountain or tall hill

From this reading --_Ben S. Kearns_.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading GIBES--"A man's best friend, they say, is a full pocketbook."

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "No. You can't get anything for a penny now."

changeverbUS /tʃeɪndʒ/

cause to change; make different; cause a transformation

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

coldadjectiveUS /koʊld/

having a low or inadequate temperature or feeling a sensation of coldness or having been made cold by e.g. ice or refrigeration

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

constantadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːnstənt/

unvarying in nature

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

DIBBS

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I gave that beggar a penny, and he didn't thank me."

emptyverbUS /ˈempti/

make void or empty of contents

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "No. You can't get anything for a penny now."

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading GIBES--"A man's best friend, they say, is a full pocketbook."

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading GIBES--"A man's best friend, they say, is a full pocketbook."

gaveverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading "I gave that beggar a penny, and he didn't thank me."

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "No. You can't get anything for a penny now."

GIBESnounUS /dʒaɪbz/

plural of “gibe” — an aggressive remark directed at a person like a missile and intended to have a telling effect

From this reading GIBES--"A man's best friend, they say, is a full pocketbook."

growverbUS /ɡroʊ/

pass into a condition gradually, take on a specific property or attribute; become

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I gave that beggar a penny, and he didn't thank me."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading GIBES--"A man's best friend, they say, is a full pocketbook."

Kearns

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading --_Ben S. Kearns_.

man'snounUS /mænz/

possessive form of “man” — an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading GIBES--"A man's best friend, they say, is a full pocketbook."

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "I gave that beggar a penny, and he didn't thank me."

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "No. You can't get anything for a penny now."

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

others

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

pennynounUS /ˈpeni/

a fractional monetary unit of Ireland and the United Kingdom; equal to one hundredth of a pound

From this reading "I gave that beggar a penny, and he didn't thank me."

pocketbooknounUS /ˈpɑːkətbʊk/

your personal financial means

From this reading GIBES--"A man's best friend, they say, is a full pocketbook."

pursenounUS /pɜːrs/

a container used for carrying money and small personal items or accessories (especially by women)

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

SnounUS /es/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading --_Ben S. Kearns_.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading GIBES--"A man's best friend, they say, is a full pocketbook."

thankverbUS /θæŋk/

express gratitude or show appreciation to

From this reading "I gave that beggar a penny, and he didn't thank me."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "I gave that beggar a penny, and he didn't thank me."

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading GIBES--"A man's best friend, they say, is a full pocketbook."

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading DIBBS--"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "No. You can't get anything for a penny now."

Chapter 19 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations by Marion Dix [Editor] Mosher holds 374 sentences, grouped into 75 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 19 holds 374 sentences of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations, unabridged, divided into 75 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 19 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations by Marion Dix [Editor] Mosher exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 374 sentences, grouped into 75 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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