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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations
More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XXI · Chapter 21

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"Why, I just paid a quarter to have it cleaned."
"Tain't half done."
"Come, come, that isn't a nice way to abuse a fellow worker."
"Oh, dat's all right--he's me pardner."
A bright German gentleman, retired from business, relates the following little anecdote:
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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XXI · Chapter 21

Chapter 21 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 396 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Why, I just paid a quarter to have it cleaned."
/waɪ aɪ dʒʌst peɪd ə ˈkwɔːrtər tuː hæv ɪt kliːnd/
Line 2
"Tain't half done."
Line 3
"Come, come, that isn't a nice way to abuse a fellow worker."
Line 4
"Oh, dat's all right--he's me pardner."
Line 5
A bright German gentleman, retired from business, relates the following little anecdote:
/ə braɪt ˈdʒɜːrmən ˈdʒentəlmən rɪˈtaɪrd frʌm ˈbɪznəs rɪˈleɪts ðə ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ ˈlɪtəl ˈænəkdoʊt/

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

abuse verb US /əˈbjuːs/

treat badly

From this reading “"Come, come, that isn't a nice way to abuse a fellow worker."”

anecdote noun US /ˈænəkdoʊt/

short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading “A bright German gentleman, retired from business, relates the following little anecdote:”

cleaned verb US /kliːnd/

past form of “clean” — make clean by removing dirt, filth, or unwanted substances from

From this reading “"Why, I just paid a quarter to have it cleaned."”

German noun US /ˈdʒɜːrmən/

a person of German nationality

From this reading “A bright German gentleman, retired from business, relates the following little anecdote:”

quarter noun US /ˈkwɔːrtər/

one of four equal parts

From this reading “"Why, I just paid a quarter to have it cleaned."”

relates verb US /rɪˈleɪts/

third-person singular of “relate” — make a logical or causal connection

From this reading “A bright German gentleman, retired from business, relates the following little anecdote:”

retired adjective US /rɪˈtaɪrd/

no longer active in your work or profession

From this reading “A bright German gentleman, retired from business, relates the following little anecdote:”

worker noun US /ˈwɜːrkər/

a person who works at a specific occupation

From this reading “"Come, come, that isn't a nice way to abuse a fellow worker."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Why, I just paid a quarter to have it cleaned."

abuseverbUS /əˈbjuːs/

treat badly

From this reading "Come, come, that isn't a nice way to abuse a fellow worker."

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "Oh, dat's all right--he's me pardner."

anecdotenounUS /ˈænəkdoʊt/

short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading A bright German gentleman, retired from business, relates the following little anecdote:

brightadjectiveUS /braɪt/

emitting or reflecting light readily or in large amounts

From this reading A bright German gentleman, retired from business, relates the following little anecdote:

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading A bright German gentleman, retired from business, relates the following little anecdote:

cleanedverbUS /kliːnd/

past form of “clean” — make clean by removing dirt, filth, or unwanted substances from

From this reading "Why, I just paid a quarter to have it cleaned."

ComeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading "Come, come, that isn't a nice way to abuse a fellow worker."

dat's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Oh, dat's all right--he's me pardner."

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading "Tain't half done."

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading "Come, come, that isn't a nice way to abuse a fellow worker."

followingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ/

about to be mentioned or specified

From this reading A bright German gentleman, retired from business, relates the following little anecdote:

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading A bright German gentleman, retired from business, relates the following little anecdote:

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading A bright German gentleman, retired from business, relates the following little anecdote:

GermannounUS /ˈdʒɜːrmən/

a person of German nationality

From this reading A bright German gentleman, retired from business, relates the following little anecdote:

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading "Tain't half done."

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "Why, I just paid a quarter to have it cleaned."

he's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Oh, dat's all right--he's me pardner."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Why, I just paid a quarter to have it cleaned."

isn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Come, come, that isn't a nice way to abuse a fellow worker."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Why, I just paid a quarter to have it cleaned."

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading "Why, I just paid a quarter to have it cleaned."

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading A bright German gentleman, retired from business, relates the following little anecdote:

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Oh, dat's all right--he's me pardner."

niceadjectiveUS /naɪs/

pleasant or pleasing or agreeable in nature or appearance

From this reading "Come, come, that isn't a nice way to abuse a fellow worker."

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading "Oh, dat's all right--he's me pardner."

paidadjectiveUS /peɪd/

marked by the reception of pay

From this reading "Why, I just paid a quarter to have it cleaned."

pardnernoun

an associate in an activity or endeavor or sphere of common interest

From this reading "Oh, dat's all right--he's me pardner."

quarternounUS /ˈkwɔːrtər/

one of four equal parts

From this reading "Why, I just paid a quarter to have it cleaned."

relatesverbUS /rɪˈleɪts/

third-person singular of “relate” — make a logical or causal connection

From this reading A bright German gentleman, retired from business, relates the following little anecdote:

retiredadjectiveUS /rɪˈtaɪrd/

no longer active in your work or profession

From this reading A bright German gentleman, retired from business, relates the following little anecdote:

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading "Oh, dat's all right--he's me pardner."

Tain't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Tain't half done."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Come, come, that isn't a nice way to abuse a fellow worker."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A bright German gentleman, retired from business, relates the following little anecdote:

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Why, I just paid a quarter to have it cleaned."

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading "Come, come, that isn't a nice way to abuse a fellow worker."

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Why, I just paid a quarter to have it cleaned."

workernounUS /ˈwɜːrkər/

a person who works at a specific occupation

From this reading "Come, come, that isn't a nice way to abuse a fellow worker."

Chapter 21 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations by Marion Dix [Editor] Mosher holds 396 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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