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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XXII · Chapter 22

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"I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."
MARJORIE--"Will I get everything I pray for, mama?"
MOTHER (cautiously)--"Everything that's good for you, dear."
MARJORIE (disgustedly)--"Oh, what's the use, then; I get that anyway."--_Life_.
One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed.
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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XXII · Chapter 22

Chapter 22 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 389 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/77 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."
Line 2
MARJORIE--"Will I get everything I pray for, mama?"
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MOTHER (cautiously)--"Everything that's good for you, dear."
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MARJORIE (disgustedly)--"Oh, what's the use, then; I get that anyway."--_Life_.
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One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed.
/wʌn deɪ ˈlɪtəl ˈflɔːrə wɑːz ˈteɪkən tuː hæv æn ˈeɪkɪŋ tuːθ riˈmuːvd/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

aching adjective US /ˈeɪkɪŋ/

causing a dull and steady pain

From this reading “One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed.”

anyway adverb US /ˈeniweɪ/

used to indicate that a statement explains or supports a previous statement

From this reading “MARJORIE (disgustedly)--"Oh, what's the use, then; I get that anyway."--_Life_.”

cautiously adverb US /ˈkɔːʃəsli/

as if with kid gloves; with caution or prudence or tact

From this reading “MOTHER (cautiously)--"Everything that's good for you, dear."”

Flora noun US /ˈflɔːrə/

all the plant life in a particular region or period

From this reading “One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed.”

grandma noun US /ˈɡrændmɑː/

the mother of your father or mother

From this reading “"I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."”

mama noun US /ˈmɑːmə/

informal terms for a mother

From this reading “MARJORIE--"Will I get everything I pray for, mama?"”

tooth noun US /tuːθ/

hard bonelike structures in the jaws of vertebrates; used for biting and chewing or for attack and defense

From this reading “One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed.”

winking noun US /ˈwɪŋkɪŋ/

a reflex that closes and opens the eyes rapidly

From this reading “"I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."”

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achingadjectiveUS /ˈeɪkɪŋ/

causing a dull and steady pain

From this reading One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed.

ain't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed.

anywayadverbUS /ˈeniweɪ/

used to indicate that a statement explains or supports a previous statement

From this reading MARJORIE (disgustedly)--"Oh, what's the use, then; I get that anyway."--_Life_.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."

cautiouslyadverbUS /ˈkɔːʃəsli/

as if with kid gloves; with caution or prudence or tact

From this reading MOTHER (cautiously)--"Everything that's good for you, dear."

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading MOTHER (cautiously)--"Everything that's good for you, dear."

disgustedlyadverb

with disgust

From this reading MARJORIE (disgustedly)--"Oh, what's the use, then; I get that anyway."--_Life_.

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading MARJORIE--"Will I get everything I pray for, mama?"

FloranounUS /ˈflɔːrə/

all the plant life in a particular region or period

From this reading One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading MARJORIE--"Will I get everything I pray for, mama?"

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading MARJORIE--"Will I get everything I pray for, mama?"

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading MOTHER (cautiously)--"Everything that's good for you, dear."

grandmanounUS /ˈɡrændmɑː/

the mother of your father or mother

From this reading "I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."

LifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading MARJORIE (disgustedly)--"Oh, what's the use, then; I get that anyway."--_Life_.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading "I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."

mamanounUS /ˈmɑːmə/

informal terms for a mother

From this reading MARJORIE--"Will I get everything I pray for, mama?"

MARJORIE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading MARJORIE--"Will I get everything I pray for, mama?"

MOTHERnounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading MOTHER (cautiously)--"Everything that's good for you, dear."

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading "I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading MARJORIE (disgustedly)--"Oh, what's the use, then; I get that anyway."--_Life_.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed.

prayverbUS /preɪ/

address a deity, a prophet, a saint or an object of worship; say a prayer

From this reading MARJORIE--"Will I get everything I pray for, mama?"

removedadjectiveUS /riˈmuːvd/

separated in relationship by a given degree of descent

From this reading One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading "I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."

takenadjectiveUS /ˈteɪkən/

understood in a certain way; made sense of

From this reading One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading MARJORIE (disgustedly)--"Oh, what's the use, then; I get that anyway."--_Life_.

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading MOTHER (cautiously)--"Everything that's good for you, dear."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading MARJORIE (disgustedly)--"Oh, what's the use, then; I get that anyway."--_Life_.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed.

toothnounUS /tuːθ/

hard bonelike structures in the jaws of vertebrates; used for biting and chewing or for attack and defense

From this reading One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed.

towardprepositionUS /təˈwɔːrd/

in the direction of

From this reading "I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading MARJORIE (disgustedly)--"Oh, what's the use, then; I get that anyway."--_Life_.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed.

what's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading MARJORIE (disgustedly)--"Oh, what's the use, then; I get that anyway."--_Life_.

Willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading MARJORIE--"Will I get everything I pray for, mama?"

Willie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."

winkingnounUS /ˈwɪŋkɪŋ/

a reflex that closes and opens the eyes rapidly

From this reading "I know he ain't," said little Willie, winking toward the next room, "but grandma is."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading MOTHER (cautiously)--"Everything that's good for you, dear."

Chapter 22 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations by Marion Dix [Editor] Mosher holds 389 sentences, grouped into 78 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 22 holds 389 sentences of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations, unabridged, divided into 78 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 22 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations by Marion Dix [Editor] Mosher exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 389 sentences, grouped into 78 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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