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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XXIV · Chapter 24

Chapter 24 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 395 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Well, mum, to tell the troot, they're just loike my photygraphs.
None of thim don't do me justice."
Here is a letter of recommendation given by a butcher to a former employee:
"Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.
Ven he left I was perfectly satisfied."
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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XXIV · Chapter 24

Chapter 24 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 395 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Well, mum, to tell the troot, they're just loike my photygraphs.
Line 2
None of thim don't do me justice."
Line 3
Here is a letter of recommendation given by a butcher to a former employee:
/hiːr ɪz ə ˈletər ʌv ˌrekəmənˈdeɪʃən ˈɡɪvən baɪ ə ˈbʊtʃər tuː ə ˈfɔːrmər emˈplɔɪi/
Line 4
"Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.
Line 5
Ven he left I was perfectly satisfied."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

boss noun US /bɑːs/

a person who exercises control over workers

From this reading “"Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.”

butcher verb US /ˈbʊtʃər/

kill (animals) usually for food consumption

From this reading “Here is a letter of recommendation given by a butcher to a former employee:”

Dis noun US /dɪs/

(Roman mythology) god of the underworld; counterpart of Greek Hades

From this reading “"Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.”

dot noun US /dɑːt/

a very small circular shape

From this reading “"Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.”

employee noun US /emˈplɔɪi/

a worker who is hired to perform a job

From this reading “Here is a letter of recommendation given by a butcher to a former employee:”

mum adjective US /mʌm/

failing to speak or communicate etc when expected to

From this reading “"Well, mum, to tell the troot, they're just loike my photygraphs.”

recommendation noun US /ˌrekəmənˈdeɪʃən/

something (as a course of action) that is recommended as advisable

From this reading “Here is a letter of recommendation given by a butcher to a former employee:”

testify verb US /ˈtestəfaɪ/

give testimony in a court of law

From this reading “"Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Here is a letter of recommendation given by a butcher to a former employee:

bossnounUS /bɑːs/

a person who exercises control over workers

From this reading "Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.

butcherverbUS /ˈbʊtʃər/

kill (animals) usually for food consumption

From this reading Here is a letter of recommendation given by a butcher to a former employee:

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Here is a letter of recommendation given by a butcher to a former employee:

denounUS /diː/

a Mid-Atlantic state; one of the original 13 colonies

From this reading "Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.

DearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading "Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.

DisnounUS /dɪs/

(Roman mythology) god of the underworld; counterpart of Greek Hades

From this reading "Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading None of thim don't do me justice."

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading None of thim don't do me justice."

dotnounUS /dɑːt/

a very small circular shape

From this reading "Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.

employeenounUS /emˈplɔɪi/

a worker who is hired to perform a job

From this reading Here is a letter of recommendation given by a butcher to a former employee:

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.

formeradjectiveUS /ˈfɔːrmər/

referring to the first of two things or persons mentioned (or the earlier one or ones of several)

From this reading Here is a letter of recommendation given by a butcher to a former employee:

givenadjectiveUS /ˈɡɪvən/

acknowledged as a supposition

From this reading Here is a letter of recommendation given by a butcher to a former employee:

HansnounUS /hɑːns/

plural of “han” — imperial dynasty that ruled China (most of the time from 206 BC to AD 220) and expanded its boundaries and developed its bureaucracy; remembered as one of the great eras of Chinese civilization

From this reading "Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Ven he left I was perfectly satisfied."

HereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Here is a letter of recommendation given by a butcher to a former employee:

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Ven he left I was perfectly satisfied."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Here is a letter of recommendation given by a butcher to a former employee:

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading "Well, mum, to tell the troot, they're just loike my photygraphs.

justicenounUS /ˈdʒʌstəs/

the quality of being just or fair

From this reading None of thim don't do me justice."

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading Ven he left I was perfectly satisfied."

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading Here is a letter of recommendation given by a butcher to a former employee:

loike

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, mum, to tell the troot, they're just loike my photygraphs.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading None of thim don't do me justice."

mumadjectiveUS /mʌm/

failing to speak or communicate etc when expected to

From this reading "Well, mum, to tell the troot, they're just loike my photygraphs.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "Well, mum, to tell the troot, they're just loike my photygraphs.

NonepronounUS /nʌn/

not one, and not any

From this reading None of thim don't do me justice."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading None of thim don't do me justice."

perfectlyadverbUS /ˈpɜːrfəktli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading Ven he left I was perfectly satisfied."

photygraphs

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, mum, to tell the troot, they're just loike my photygraphs.

recommendationnounUS /ˌrekəmənˈdeɪʃən/

something (as a course of action) that is recommended as advisable

From this reading Here is a letter of recommendation given by a butcher to a former employee:

satisfiedadjectiveUS /ˈsætəsfaɪd/

filled with satisfaction

From this reading Ven he left I was perfectly satisfied."

SirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading "Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.

Snyder

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading "Well, mum, to tell the troot, they're just loike my photygraphs.

testifyverbUS /ˈtestəfaɪ/

give testimony in a court of law

From this reading "Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Well, mum, to tell the troot, they're just loike my photygraphs.

they're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, mum, to tell the troot, they're just loike my photygraphs.

thim

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading None of thim don't do me justice."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Well, mum, to tell the troot, they're just loike my photygraphs.

troot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, mum, to tell the troot, they're just loike my photygraphs.

Ven

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ven he left I was perfectly satisfied."

von

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.

vorked

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Ven he left I was perfectly satisfied."

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading "Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, mum, to tell the troot, they're just loike my photygraphs.

Whomsoefer

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Whomsoefer is de boss-- "Dear Sir--Dis is to testify dot Hans Snyder vorked for me von week.

Chapter 24 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations by Marion Dix [Editor] Mosher holds 395 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 24 holds 395 sentences of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations, unabridged, divided into 79 reading sections.

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