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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations
More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XXVI · Chapter 26

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In a busy department store, a lady asked to see blankets.
After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."
"Well, madam," said the obliging clerk, "if you think your friend is among these blankets, I'll look again."
"Was papa the first man who ever proposed to you, mama?"
"Yes; but why do you ask?"
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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XXVI · Chapter 26

Chapter 26 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 389 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/77 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
In a busy department store, a lady asked to see blankets.
/ɪn ə ˈbɪzi dɪˈpɑːrtmənt stɔːr ə ˈleɪdi æskt tuː siː ˈblæŋkəts/
Line 2
After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."
/ˈæftər ðə klɜːrk hæd ˈemptid ðə ʃelvz ənd paɪld ðə ˈkaʊntərz wɪð ˈblæŋkəts ʌv ˈevəri dɪˈskrɪpʃən ənd ˈkʌlər ðə ˈleɪdi θæŋkt hɪm ənd sed aɪ wɑːz dʒʌst ˈlʊkɪŋ fɔːr ə frend/
Line 3
"Well, madam," said the obliging clerk, "if you think your friend is among these blankets, I'll look again."
Line 4
"Was papa the first man who ever proposed to you, mama?"
/wɑːz ˈpɑːpʌ ðə fɜːrst mæn huː ˈevər prəˈpoʊzd tuː juː ˈmɑːmə/
Line 5
"Yes; but why do you ask?"
/jes bʌt waɪ duː juː æsk/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

blankets noun US /ˈblæŋkəts/

plural of “blanket” — bedding that keeps a person warm in bed

From this reading “In a busy department store, a lady asked to see blankets.”

counters noun US /ˈkaʊntərz/

plural of “counter” — table consisting of a horizontal surface over which business is transacted

From this reading “After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."”

department noun US /dɪˈpɑːrtmənt/

a specialized division of a large organization

From this reading “In a busy department store, a lady asked to see blankets.”

emptied verb US /ˈemptid/

inflected form of “empty” — make void or empty of contents

From this reading “After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."”

mama noun US /ˈmɑːmə/

informal terms for a mother

From this reading “"Was papa the first man who ever proposed to you, mama?"”

obliging adjective US /əˈblaɪdʒɪŋ/

showing a cheerful willingness to do favors for others

From this reading “"Well, madam," said the obliging clerk, "if you think your friend is among these blankets, I'll look again."”

piled verb US /paɪld/

past form of “pile” — arrange in stacks

From this reading “After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."”

shelves noun US /ʃelvz/

Plural of shelf; the vast wooden or stone structures holding archives.

From this reading “After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading In a busy department store, a lady asked to see blankets.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading "Well, madam," said the obliging clerk, "if you think your friend is among these blankets, I'll look again."

amongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading "Well, madam," said the obliging clerk, "if you think your friend is among these blankets, I'll look again."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

askverbUS /æsk/

make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "Yes; but why do you ask?"

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading In a busy department store, a lady asked to see blankets.

blanketsnounUS /ˈblæŋkəts/

plural of “blanket” — bedding that keeps a person warm in bed

From this reading In a busy department store, a lady asked to see blankets.

busyadjectiveUS /ˈbɪzi/

actively or fully engaged or occupied

From this reading In a busy department store, a lady asked to see blankets.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "Yes; but why do you ask?"

clerknounUS /klɜːrk/

an employee who performs clerical work (e.g., keeps records or accounts)

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

colornounUS /ˈkʌlər/

a visual attribute of things that results from the light they emit or transmit or reflect

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

countersnounUS /ˈkaʊntərz/

plural of “counter” — table consisting of a horizontal surface over which business is transacted

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

departmentnounUS /dɪˈpɑːrtmənt/

a specialized division of a large organization

From this reading In a busy department store, a lady asked to see blankets.

descriptionnounUS /dɪˈskrɪpʃən/

a statement that represents something in words

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "Yes; but why do you ask?"

emptiedverbUS /ˈemptid/

inflected form of “empty” — make void or empty of contents

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading "Was papa the first man who ever proposed to you, mama?"

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading "Was papa the first man who ever proposed to you, mama?"

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

I'll

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From this reading "Well, madam," said the obliging clerk, "if you think your friend is among these blankets, I'll look again."

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "Well, madam," said the obliging clerk, "if you think your friend is among these blankets, I'll look again."

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In a busy department store, a lady asked to see blankets.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Well, madam," said the obliging clerk, "if you think your friend is among these blankets, I'll look again."

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading In a busy department store, a lady asked to see blankets.

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading "Well, madam," said the obliging clerk, "if you think your friend is among these blankets, I'll look again."

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

madamnounUS /ˈmædəm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading "Well, madam," said the obliging clerk, "if you think your friend is among these blankets, I'll look again."

mamanounUS /ˈmɑːmə/

informal terms for a mother

From this reading "Was papa the first man who ever proposed to you, mama?"

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "Was papa the first man who ever proposed to you, mama?"

obligingadjectiveUS /əˈblaɪdʒɪŋ/

showing a cheerful willingness to do favors for others

From this reading "Well, madam," said the obliging clerk, "if you think your friend is among these blankets, I'll look again."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

papanounUS /ˈpɑːpʌ/

an informal term for a father; probably derived from baby talk

From this reading "Was papa the first man who ever proposed to you, mama?"

piledverbUS /paɪld/

past form of “pile” — arrange in stacks

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

proposedverbUS /prəˈpoʊzd/

past form of “propose” — make a proposal, declare a plan for something

From this reading "Was papa the first man who ever proposed to you, mama?"

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading In a busy department store, a lady asked to see blankets.

shelvesnounUS /ʃelvz/

Plural of shelf; the vast wooden or stone structures holding archives.

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

storenounUS /stɔːr/

a mercantile establishment for the retail sale of goods or services

From this reading In a busy department store, a lady asked to see blankets.

thankedverbUS /θæŋkt/

past form of “thank” — express gratitude or show appreciation to

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading "Well, madam," said the obliging clerk, "if you think your friend is among these blankets, I'll look again."

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading "Well, madam," said the obliging clerk, "if you think your friend is among these blankets, I'll look again."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading In a busy department store, a lady asked to see blankets.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, madam," said the obliging clerk, "if you think your friend is among these blankets, I'll look again."

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "Was papa the first man who ever proposed to you, mama?"

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Yes; but why do you ask?"

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading After the clerk had emptied the shelves and piled the counters with blankets of every description and color, the lady thanked him and said: "I was just looking for a friend."

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading "Yes; but why do you ask?"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Well, madam," said the obliging clerk, "if you think your friend is among these blankets, I'll look again."

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Well, madam," said the obliging clerk, "if you think your friend is among these blankets, I'll look again."

Chapter 26 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations by Marion Dix [Editor] Mosher holds 389 sentences, grouped into 78 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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