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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations
More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XXVIII · Chapter 28

Chapter 28 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 384 sentences across 77 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Pat walked into the post-office.
After getting into the telephone-box he called a wrong number.
As there was no such number, the switch-attendant did not answer him.
Pat shouted again, but received no answer.
The lady of the post-office opened the door and told him to shout a little louder, which he did, but still no answer.
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More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations

Chapter XXVIII · Chapter 28

Chapter 28 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations is here in full — 384 sentences across 77 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/76 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Pat walked into the post-office.
Line 2
After getting into the telephone-box he called a wrong number.
Line 3
As there was no such number, the switch-attendant did not answer him.
Line 4
Pat shouted again, but received no answer.
/pæt ˈʃaʊtɪd əˈɡen bʌt rəˈsiːvd noʊ ˈænsər/
Line 5
The lady of the post-office opened the door and told him to shout a little louder, which he did, but still no answer.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

getting noun US /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading “After getting into the telephone-box he called a wrong number.”

louder adjective US /ˈlaʊdər/

comparative of “loud” — characterized by or producing sound of great volume or intensity

From this reading “The lady of the post-office opened the door and told him to shout a little louder, which he did, but still no answer.”

number noun US /ˈnʌmbər/

the property possessed by a sum or total or indefinite quantity of units or individuals

From this reading “After getting into the telephone-box he called a wrong number.”

Pat verb US /pæt/

pat or squeeze fondly or playfully, especially under the chin

From this reading “Pat walked into the post-office.”

received adjective US /rəˈsiːvd/

conforming to the established language usage of educated native speakers

From this reading “Pat shouted again, but received no answer.”

shout verb US /ʃaʊt/

utter in a loud voice; talk in a loud voice (usually denoting characteristic manner of speaking)

From this reading “The lady of the post-office opened the door and told him to shout a little louder, which he did, but still no answer.”

shouted adjective US /ˈʃaʊtɪd/

in a vehement outcry

From this reading “Pat shouted again, but received no answer.”

wrong adjective US /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading “After getting into the telephone-box he called a wrong number.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading After getting into the telephone-box he called a wrong number.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading After getting into the telephone-box he called a wrong number.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading Pat shouted again, but received no answer.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The lady of the post-office opened the door and told him to shout a little louder, which he did, but still no answer.

answerverbUS /ˈænsər/

react verbally

From this reading As there was no such number, the switch-attendant did not answer him.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As there was no such number, the switch-attendant did not answer him.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Pat shouted again, but received no answer.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading After getting into the telephone-box he called a wrong number.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading As there was no such number, the switch-attendant did not answer him.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading The lady of the post-office opened the door and told him to shout a little louder, which he did, but still no answer.

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading After getting into the telephone-box he called a wrong number.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading After getting into the telephone-box he called a wrong number.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading As there was no such number, the switch-attendant did not answer him.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Pat walked into the post-office.

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading The lady of the post-office opened the door and told him to shout a little louder, which he did, but still no answer.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading The lady of the post-office opened the door and told him to shout a little louder, which he did, but still no answer.

louderadjectiveUS /ˈlaʊdər/

comparative of “loud” — characterized by or producing sound of great volume or intensity

From this reading The lady of the post-office opened the door and told him to shout a little louder, which he did, but still no answer.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading As there was no such number, the switch-attendant did not answer him.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading As there was no such number, the switch-attendant did not answer him.

numbernounUS /ˈnʌmbər/

the property possessed by a sum or total or indefinite quantity of units or individuals

From this reading After getting into the telephone-box he called a wrong number.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The lady of the post-office opened the door and told him to shout a little louder, which he did, but still no answer.

openedadjectiveUS /ˈoʊpənd/

used of mouth or eyes

From this reading The lady of the post-office opened the door and told him to shout a little louder, which he did, but still no answer.

PatverbUS /pæt/

pat or squeeze fondly or playfully, especially under the chin

From this reading Pat walked into the post-office.

post-office

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Pat walked into the post-office.

receivedadjectiveUS /rəˈsiːvd/

conforming to the established language usage of educated native speakers

From this reading Pat shouted again, but received no answer.

shoutverbUS /ʃaʊt/

utter in a loud voice; talk in a loud voice (usually denoting characteristic manner of speaking)

From this reading The lady of the post-office opened the door and told him to shout a little louder, which he did, but still no answer.

shoutedadjectiveUS /ˈʃaʊtɪd/

in a vehement outcry

From this reading Pat shouted again, but received no answer.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading The lady of the post-office opened the door and told him to shout a little louder, which he did, but still no answer.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading As there was no such number, the switch-attendant did not answer him.

switch-attendant

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading As there was no such number, the switch-attendant did not answer him.

telephone-box

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading After getting into the telephone-box he called a wrong number.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Pat walked into the post-office.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading As there was no such number, the switch-attendant did not answer him.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The lady of the post-office opened the door and told him to shout a little louder, which he did, but still no answer.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading The lady of the post-office opened the door and told him to shout a little louder, which he did, but still no answer.

walkedverbUS /wɔːkt/

past form of “walk” — use one's feet to advance; advance by steps

From this reading Pat walked into the post-office.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading As there was no such number, the switch-attendant did not answer him.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The lady of the post-office opened the door and told him to shout a little louder, which he did, but still no answer.

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading After getting into the telephone-box he called a wrong number.

Chapter 28 of More toasts: Jokes, stories and quotations by Marion Dix [Editor] Mosher holds 384 sentences, grouped into 77 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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