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Mr. Dooley's Philosophy

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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_Illustrated by_ F. OPPER.
_To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.
But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.
Most of the papers in the present collection of the sayings of this great and learned man have appeared in the press of America and England.
This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.
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Mr. Dooley's Philosophy

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Mr. Dooley's Philosophy is here in full — 412 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_Illustrated by_ F. OPPER.
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_To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.
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But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described asan invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.
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Most of the papers in the present collection of the sayings of this great and learned man have appeared in the press of America and England.
/moʊst ʌv ðə ˈpeɪpərz ɪn ðə ˈprezənt kəˈlekʃən ʌv ðə ˈseɪɪŋz ʌv ðɪs ɡreɪt ənd lɜːrnd mæn hæv əˈpɪrd ɪn ðə pres ʌv əˈmerəkə ənd ˈɪŋɡlənd/
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This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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apologize verb US /əˈpɑːlədʒaɪz/

acknowledge faults or shortcomings or failing

From this reading “_To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.”

boastful adjective US /ˈboʊstfəl/

exhibiting self-importance

From this reading “But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.”

egotism noun US /ˈiːɡətɪzəm/

an exaggerated opinion of your own importance

From this reading “But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.”

monologues noun US /ˈmɑːnəlɔːɡz/

plural of “monologue” — speech you make to yourself

From this reading “_To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.”

predecessors noun US /ˈpredəsesərz/

plural of “predecessor” — one who precedes you in time (as in holding a position or office)

From this reading “But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.”

recognizes verb US /ˈrekəɡnaɪzəz/

third-person singular of “recognize” — accept (someone) to be what is claimed or accept his power and authority

From this reading “But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.”

sayings noun US /ˈseɪɪŋz/

plural of “saying” — a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading “Most of the papers in the present collection of the sayings of this great and learned man have appeared in the press of America and England.”

statesmen noun US /ˈsteɪtsmɪn/

plural of “statesman” — a man who is a respected leader in national or international affairs

From this reading “This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.”

All words in this reading · 95

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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accountnounUS /əˈkaʊnt/

a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

AmericanounUS /əˈmerəkə/

North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

From this reading Most of the papers in the present collection of the sayings of this great and learned man have appeared in the press of America and England.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

apologizeverbUS /əˈpɑːlədʒaɪz/

acknowledge faults or shortcomings or failing

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

apologynounUS /əˈpɑːlədʒiː/

an expression of regret at having caused trouble for someone

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

appearedverbUS /əˈpɪrd/

past form of “appear” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading Most of the papers in the present collection of the sayings of this great and learned man have appeared in the press of America and England.

appreciateverbUS /əˈpriːʃieɪt/

recognize with gratitude; be grateful for

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

behalfnounUS /bɪˈhæf/

as the agent of or on someone's part (usually expressed as “on behalf of” rather than “in behalf of”)

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

boastfuladjectiveUS /ˈboʊstfəl/

exhibiting self-importance

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading _Illustrated by_ F. OPPER.

collectionnounUS /kəˈlekʃən/

several things grouped together or considered as a whole

From this reading Most of the papers in the present collection of the sayings of this great and learned man have appeared in the press of America and England.

dealverbUS /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

describedadjectiveUS /dɪˈskraɪbd/

represented in words especially with sharpness and detail

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

discoveredadjectiveUS /dɪˈskʌvərd/

discovered or determined by scientific observation

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

distinguishedadjectiveUS /dɪˈstɪŋɡwɪʃt/

(used of persons) standing above others in character or attainment or reputation

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

Dooley

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From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

duringprepositionUS /ˈdʊrɪŋ/

all through a period, or at some point within it

From this reading This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

egotismnounUS /ˈiːɡətɪzəm/

an exaggerated opinion of your own importance

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading Most of the papers in the present collection of the sayings of this great and learned man have appeared in the press of America and England.

envynounUS /ˈenvi/

a feeling of grudging admiration and desire to have something that is possessed by another

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

excuseverbUS /ɪksˈkjuːs/

accept an excuse for

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

FnounUS /ef/

a degree on the Fahrenheit scale of temperature

From this reading _Illustrated by_ F. OPPER.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

failingnounUS /ˈfeɪlɪŋ/

a flaw or weak point

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

feltverbUS /felt/

mat together and make felt-like

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

frequentverbUS /ˈfriːkwənt/

do one's shopping at; do business with; be a customer or client of

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading Most of the papers in the present collection of the sayings of this great and learned man have appeared in the press of America and England.

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Most of the papers in the present collection of the sayings of this great and learned man have appeared in the press of America and England.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

Hennessys

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

IllustratedverbUS /ˈɪləstreɪtəd/

past form of “illustrate” — clarify by giving an example of

From this reading _Illustrated by_ F. OPPER.

imperfectadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɜːrfɪkt/

not perfect; defective or inadequate

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

inventionnounUS /ˌɪnˈvenʃən/

the creation of something in the mind

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

learnedadjectiveUS /lɜːrnd/

having or showing profound knowledge

From this reading Most of the papers in the present collection of the sayings of this great and learned man have appeared in the press of America and England.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Most of the papers in the present collection of the sayings of this great and learned man have appeared in the press of America and England.

mindsnounUS /maɪndz/

plural of “mind” — that which is responsible for one's thoughts, feelings, and conscious brain functions; the seat of the faculty of reason

From this reading This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

modestynounUS /ˈmɑːdəsti/

freedom from vanity or conceit

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

monologuesnounUS /ˈmɑːnəlɔːɡz/

plural of “monologue” — speech you make to yourself

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

MostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading Most of the papers in the present collection of the sayings of this great and learned man have appeared in the press of America and England.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

newspapernounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpər/

a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

nonepronounUS /nʌn/

not one, and not any

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

OPPER

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From this reading _Illustrated by_ F. OPPER.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

papersnounUS /ˈpeɪpərz/

writing that provides information (especially information of an official nature)

From this reading Most of the papers in the present collection of the sayings of this great and learned man have appeared in the press of America and England.

predecessorsnounUS /ˈpredəsesərz/

plural of “predecessor” — one who precedes you in time (as in holding a position or office)

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading Most of the papers in the present collection of the sayings of this great and learned man have appeared in the press of America and England.

pressverbUS /pres/

exert pressure or force to or upon

From this reading Most of the papers in the present collection of the sayings of this great and learned man have appeared in the press of America and England.

pressedadjectiveUS /prest/

compacted by ironing

From this reading This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

protectionnounUS /prəˈtekʃən/

the activity of protecting someone or something

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

readersnounUS /ˈriːdərz/

plural of “reader” — a person who enjoys reading

From this reading This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

reappearances

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From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

recognizesverbUS /ˈrekəɡnaɪzəz/

third-person singular of “recognize” — accept (someone) to be what is claimed or accept his power and authority

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

reporternounUS /rɪˈpɔːrtər/

a person who investigates and reports or edits news stories

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

sayingsnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋz/

plural of “saying” — a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading Most of the papers in the present collection of the sayings of this great and learned man have appeared in the press of America and England.

silentadjectiveUS /ˈsaɪlənt/

marked by absence of sound

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

statesmennounUS /ˈsteɪtsmɪn/

plural of “statesman” — a man who is a respected leader in national or international affairs

From this reading This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

subjectsnounUS /ˈsʌbdʒɪkts/

plural of “subject” — the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

sufferverbUS /ˈsʌfər/

undergo or be subjected to

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

tax-payers

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From this reading This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

theorynounUS /ˈθɪri/

a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world; an organized system of accepted knowledge that applies in a variety of circumstances to explain a specific set of phenomena

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

unlikeadjectiveUS /ənˈlaɪk/

marked by dissimilarity

From this reading But Mr. Dooley has none of the modesty that has been described as “an invention for protection against envy,” because unlike that one of his distinguished predecessors who discovered this theory to excuse his own imperfect but boastful egotism, he recognizes no such human failing as envy.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading _To the Hennessys of the world who suffer and are silent_ The reporter of these monologues would apologize for the frequent reappearances of Mr. Dooley, if he felt the old gentleman would appreciate an apology in his behalf.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading This will account for the fact that they deal with subjects that have pressed hard upon the minds of newspaper readers, statesmen, and tax-payers during the year.

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