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Mr. Dooley's Philosophy

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

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Why don't they play Shakespere any more?”
Mr. Hennessy asked.
I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”
TROUBLES OF A CANDIDATE I wisht th' campaign was over,” said Mr. Dooley.
I wisht it'd begin,” said Mr. Hennessy.
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Mr. Dooley's Philosophy

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of Mr. Dooley's Philosophy is here in full — 367 sentences across 74 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/73 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Why don't they play Shakespere any more?”
Line 2
Mr. Hennessy asked.
Line 3
I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”
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TROUBLES OF A CANDIDATEI wisht th' campaign was over,” said Mr. Dooley.
Line 5
I wisht it'd begin,” said Mr. Hennessy.

Learner Dictionary

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begin verb US /bɪˈɡɪn/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading ““I wisht it'd begin,” said Mr. Hennessy.”

campaign noun US /kæmˈpeɪn/

a race between candidates for elective office

From this reading “TROUBLES OF A CANDIDATE “I wisht th' campaign was over,” said Mr. Dooley.”

candidate noun US /ˈkændədeɪt/

a politician who is running for public office

From this reading “TROUBLES OF A CANDIDATE “I wisht th' campaign was over,” said Mr. Dooley.”

Department noun US /dɪˈpɑːrtmənt/

a specialized division of a large organization

From this reading ““I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'””

gets noun US /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading ““I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'””

play verb US /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading ““Why don't they play Shakespere any more?””

Report verb US /riˈpɔːrt/

to give an account or representation of in words

From this reading ““I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'””

troubles noun US /ˈtrʌbəlz/

plural of “trouble” — a source of difficulty

From this reading “TROUBLES OF A CANDIDATE “I wisht th' campaign was over,” said Mr. Dooley.”

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1899

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From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

1900

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From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading TROUBLES OF A CANDIDATE “I wisht th' campaign was over,” said Mr. Dooley.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading “Why don't they play Shakespere any more?”

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading Mr. Hennessy asked.

beginverbUS /bɪˈɡɪn/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading “I wisht it'd begin,” said Mr. Hennessy.

campaignnounUS /kæmˈpeɪn/

a race between candidates for elective office

From this reading TROUBLES OF A CANDIDATE “I wisht th' campaign was over,” said Mr. Dooley.

CANDIDATEnounUS /ˈkændədeɪt/

a politician who is running for public office

From this reading TROUBLES OF A CANDIDATE “I wisht th' campaign was over,” said Mr. Dooley.

Cinsus

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From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

DepartmentnounUS /dɪˈpɑːrtmənt/

a specialized division of a large organization

From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

dhramatize

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From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

dhramatizer

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From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

don't

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From this reading “Why don't they play Shakespere any more?”

Dooley

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From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

f'r

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From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

getsnounUS /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

goin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

Hennessy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mr. Hennessy asked.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

it'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I wisht it'd begin,” said Mr. Hennessy.

ivnoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading “Why don't they play Shakespere any more?”

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Mr. Hennessy asked.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading TROUBLES OF A CANDIDATE “I wisht th' campaign was over,” said Mr. Dooley.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading TROUBLES OF A CANDIDATE “I wisht th' campaign was over,” said Mr. Dooley.

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading “Why don't they play Shakespere any more?”

ReportverbUS /riˈpɔːrt/

to give an account or representation of in words

From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

Shakespere

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Why don't they play Shakespere any more?”

thnounUS /ˈtiːˈeɪtʃ/

the fifth day of the week; the fourth working day

From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “Why don't they play Shakespere any more?”

they're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

TROUBLESnounUS /ˈtrʌbəlz/

plural of “trouble” — a source of difficulty

From this reading TROUBLES OF A CANDIDATE “I wisht th' campaign was over,” said Mr. Dooley.

undherstand

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading TROUBLES OF A CANDIDATE “I wisht th' campaign was over,” said Mr. Dooley.

whinnoun

very spiny and dense evergreen shrub with fragrant golden-yellow flowers; common throughout western Europe

From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading “Why don't they play Shakespere any more?”

wisht

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading TROUBLES OF A CANDIDATE “I wisht th' campaign was over,” said Mr. Dooley.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “I undherstand,” said Mr. Dooley, “that they're goin' to dhramatize Shakespere whin th' dhramatizer gets through with th' 'Report iv th' Cinsus Department f'r 1899-1900.'”

Chapter 6 of Mr. Dooley's Philosophy by Finley Peter Dunne holds 367 sentences, grouped into 74 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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