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Mr. Hawkins' Humorous Adventures

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Mr. Hawkins' Humorous Adventures is here in full — 308 sentences across 62 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:
Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?”
Probably, Hawkins,” I replied, but it would also be decidedly stiff and inconvenient.
Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”
No, no, no, no,” cried Hawkins, impatiently.
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Mr. Hawkins' Humorous Adventures

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Mr. Hawkins' Humorous Adventures is here in full — 308 sentences across 62 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/61 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:
/wiː wɜːr ˈsɪtɪŋ ɑːn maɪ pɔːrtʃ ˈsmoʊkɪŋ ˈplæsɪdli ɪn ðə ˈsʌnset ɡloʊ wen ˈhɔːkɪnz ərˈaʊzd hɪmˈself frʌm ə ˈmoʊmənteri ˈrevəri ənd rɪˈmɑːrkt/
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Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?”
Line 3
Probably, Hawkins,” I replied, “but it would also be decidedly stiff and inconvenient.
/ˈprɑːbəbliː ˈhɔːkɪnz aɪ rɪˈplaɪd bʌt ɪt wʊd ˈɔːlsoʊ biː ˌdɪˈsaɪdədli stɪf ənd ˌɪnkənˈviːnjənt/
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Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”
Line 5
No, no, no, no,” cried Hawkins, impatiently.
/noʊ noʊ noʊ noʊ kraɪd ˈhɔːkɪnz ˌɪmˈpeɪʃəntli/

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aluminium noun US /əˈluːmɪnəm/

a silvery ductile metallic element found primarily in bauxite

From this reading “Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.””

aluminum noun US /əˈluːmənəm/

a silvery ductile metallic element found primarily in bauxite

From this reading ““Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?””

conforming adjective US /kənˈfɔːrmɪŋ/

adhering to established customs or doctrines (especially in religion)

From this reading “Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.””

crackle verb US /ˈkrækəl/

make a crackling sound

From this reading “Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.””

Hawkins noun US /ˈhɔːkɪnz/

English privateer involved in the slave trade; later helped build the fleet that in 1588 defeated the Spanish Armada (1532-1595)

From this reading “We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:”

inconvenient adjective US /ˌɪnkənˈviːnjənt/

not suited to your comfort, purpose or needs

From this reading ““Probably, Hawkins,” I replied, “but it would also be decidedly stiff and inconvenient.”

placidly adverb US /ˈplæsɪdli/

in a quiet and tranquil manner

From this reading “We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:”

spinal noun US /ˈspaɪnəl/

anesthesia of the lower half of the body; caused by injury to the spinal cord or by injecting an anesthetic beneath the arachnoid membrane that surrounds the spinal cord

From this reading “Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.””

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading “Probably, Hawkins,” I replied, “but it would also be decidedly stiff and inconvenient.

aluminiumnounUS /əˈluːmɪnəm/

a silvery ductile metallic element found primarily in bauxite

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

aluminumnounUS /əˈluːmənəm/

a silvery ductile metallic element found primarily in bauxite

From this reading “Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?”

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

arousedadjectiveUS /ərˈaʊzd/

aroused to action

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?”

awfuladjectiveUS /ˈɑːfəl/

exceptionally bad or displeasing

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?”

bendverbUS /bend/

form a curve

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

bodynounUS /ˈbɑːdi/

the entire physical structure of an organism (an animal, plant, or human being)

From this reading “Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?”

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “Probably, Hawkins,” I replied, “but it would also be decidedly stiff and inconvenient.

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

columnnounUS /ˈkɑːləm/

a line of units following one after another

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

conformingadjectiveUS /kənˈfɔːrmɪŋ/

adhering to established customs or doctrines (especially in religion)

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

crackleverbUS /ˈkrækəl/

make a crackling sound

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading “No, no, no, no,” cried Hawkins, impatiently.

decidedlyadverbUS /ˌdɪˈsaɪdədli/

without question and beyond doubt

From this reading “Probably, Hawkins,” I replied, “but it would also be decidedly stiff and inconvenient.

down-stairs

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

faradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading “Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?”

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

glownounUS /ɡloʊ/

an alert and refreshed state

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

HawkinsnounUS /ˈhɔːkɪnz/

English privateer involved in the slave trade; later helped build the fleet that in 1588 defeated the Spanish Armada (1532-1595)

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “Probably, Hawkins,” I replied, “but it would also be decidedly stiff and inconvenient.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?”

imagineverbUS /ˌɪˈmædʒən/

form a mental image of something that is not present or that is not the case

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

impatientlyadverbUS /ˌɪmˈpeɪʃəntli/

with impatience; in an impatient manner

From this reading “No, no, no, no,” cried Hawkins, impatiently.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

inconvenientadjectiveUS /ˌɪnkənˈviːnjənt/

not suited to your comfort, purpose or needs

From this reading “Probably, Hawkins,” I replied, “but it would also be decidedly stiff and inconvenient.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?”

jobnounUS /dʒɑːb/

the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading “Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?”

kneesnounUS /niːz/

plural of “knee” — hinge joint in the human leg connecting the tibia and fibula with the femur and protected in front by the patella

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

lighternounUS /ˈlaɪtər/

a substance used to ignite or kindle a fire

From this reading “Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?”

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading “Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?”

momentaryadjectiveUS /ˈmoʊmənteri/

lasting for a markedly brief time

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading “No, no, no, no,” cried Hawkins, impatiently.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading “Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?”

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

one's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

placidlyadverbUS /ˈplæsɪdli/

in a quiet and tranquil manner

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

porchnounUS /pɔːrtʃ/

a structure attached to the exterior of a building often forming a covered entrance

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

ProbablyadverbUS /ˈprɑːbəbliː/

with considerable certainty; without much doubt

From this reading “Probably, Hawkins,” I replied, “but it would also be decidedly stiff and inconvenient.

remarkedverbUS /rɪˈmɑːrkt/

past form of “remark” — make mention of

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading “Probably, Hawkins,” I replied, “but it would also be decidedly stiff and inconvenient.

reverienounUS /ˈrevəri/

absentminded dreaming while awake

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

sittingnounUS /ˈsɪtɪŋ/

(photography) the act of assuming a certain position (as for a photograph or portrait)

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

smokingnounUS /ˈsmoʊkɪŋ/

the act of smoking tobacco or other substances

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

spinalnounUS /ˈspaɪnəl/

anesthesia of the lower half of the body; caused by injury to the spinal cord or by injecting an anesthetic beneath the arachnoid membrane that surrounds the spinal cord

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

stiffadjectiveUS /stɪf/

not moving or operating freely

From this reading “Probably, Hawkins,” I replied, “but it would also be decidedly stiff and inconvenient.

strongadjectiveUS /strɔːŋ/

having strength or power greater than average or expected

From this reading “Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?”

sunsetnounUS /ˈsʌnset/

the time in the evening at which the sun begins to fall below the horizon

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Just imagine how one's aluminium knees would crackle and bend going up and down-stairs, and what an awful job one would have conforming one's aluminum spinal column to the back of a chair.”

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading We were sitting on my porch, smoking placidly in the sunset glow, when Hawkins aroused himself from a momentary reverie and remarked:

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?”

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Now, if the body were made of aluminum it would be far lighter and just as strong, wouldn't it?”

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